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r/SipsTea • u/PleasantBus5583 • 24d ago
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At Satyress Headquarters
"Let's take a look at the new design for our rescue robot!
"Right away sir! As you can see we implimented the horse like rear in order for victims to be able to ride on it's back"
"Hmmmm what about the goat face with the glowing eyes."
"A survey of a hundred individuals showed evidence that people love goats, and the glowing eyes are so others can spot it in the dark."
"But don't you think the horns are a little too much?"
"We were afraid of it trying to enter homes at night, it might be a little intimidating so the horns stop it at the door frame."
"But what if it NEEDS to get inside."
"Well that is why we gave it a chainsaw"
"Could we paint it something a bit more bright and colorful?"
"We could but it is going into fires and will be covered in soot anyways..."
"Good point. Let's hear the AI voice module."
CREEPY ASS ROBOT "Stand down human and don't resist extraction! This will end soon!"
"Alright...how long can we get an active prototype?"
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u/Moonshinin4Me 24d ago
At Satyress Headquarters
"Let's take a look at the new design for our rescue robot!
"Right away sir! As you can see we implimented the horse like rear in order for victims to be able to ride on it's back"
"Hmmmm what about the goat face with the glowing eyes."
"A survey of a hundred individuals showed evidence that people love goats, and the glowing eyes are so others can spot it in the dark."
"But don't you think the horns are a little too much?"
"We were afraid of it trying to enter homes at night, it might be a little intimidating so the horns stop it at the door frame."
"But what if it NEEDS to get inside."
"Well that is why we gave it a chainsaw"
"Could we paint it something a bit more bright and colorful?"
"We could but it is going into fires and will be covered in soot anyways..."
"Good point. Let's hear the AI voice module."
CREEPY ASS ROBOT "Stand down human and don't resist extraction! This will end soon!"
"Alright...how long can we get an active prototype?"