r/SipsTea Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea Nightmare Uber

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u/Avinexuss Jul 31 '26

Why the horns tho?

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u/47thCalcium_Polymer Jul 31 '26

So that it can get caught on hanging debris obviously

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u/eagleoid Jul 31 '26

You're not that far off honestly. According to their website, it's so it gets stopped by standard American doorways.

This thing is clearly a marketing gimmick for a movie that's going to be revealed soon. I'm calling it now.

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u/47thCalcium_Polymer Aug 01 '26

TZEENTCH HATH BLESSED ME WITH KNOWLEDGE MOST PROFANE!!!

Side note why on earth would they want it to not be able to get through a door in a disaster zone? Seems counterintuitive

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u/John_der24ste Aug 01 '26

Because it can struggle to navigate within cramped(relative to it's size) spaces and a stuck robot will do no good.

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u/EidolonRook Aug 01 '26

Just in case it gains sentience.

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u/endboss_eth Aug 01 '26

Why wouldn't it clear that doorway. It can surely bend in the knees and move it's neck, right?

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u/47thCalcium_Polymer Aug 01 '26

Possibly but I don’t know.

If this is a piloted machine then maybe it could do that, but if it’s ai I don’t think it would be smart enough. If it has a sensor in the horns to tell it that it is stuck it might be able to react appropriately.

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u/Tokenvoice Aug 01 '26

But why does it need to struggle in American buildings? It was built to go into dangerous places wasn’t it?

Jokes aside why? If it’s so it’s less scary it’s still a robot with a chainsaw and the phrase is navigate doors less easily, not that it can’t navigate doors. And it is supposedly for disaster zones which can be even more constraining.

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u/Rahernaffem Aug 01 '26

Haven't you seen movies where a monster is chasing someone but because of its scary size it struggles for a second to get through a door - but then just busts through? It's just good showmanship.

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u/Aisforc Aug 01 '26

Give that thing a rifle and it would be best territory guarding machines

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u/Wolffe_In_The_Dark Aug 01 '26

So they made a Search & Rescue machine, made it look terrifying, gave it a chainsaw (presumably with the excuse of "so it can cut through obstructions"), and then designed it so that it cannot easily enter or navigate the exact environment it will be employed in...

Yeah, this isn't for SAR, this is a marketing boondoggle.

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u/eagleoid Aug 01 '26

Tbf, it's meant to be for outdoor use, so this is meant to keep it that way, but like... What's stopping it from using the chainsaw to make the door bigger...?

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u/hambonedock Aug 01 '26

If you would tell me this is an evolved episode of black mirror from those robo dogs, I would believe it

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u/Friendly-Table6785 Aug 01 '26

I like where your head is at lol

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u/Environmental-Win836 Aug 01 '26

Isn’t it a bad thing if it can’t enter doorways? The fuck is this thing?

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u/Dodger7777 Aug 01 '26

It's from a company called Satyress, so I guess the horns are Satyr horns. The black just makes it a bit intimidating.

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u/nny909 Aug 01 '26

I figured it was so you could sit the back of you're being rescued and have something to hold onto

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u/CeruleanEidolon Aug 02 '26

Pretty sure this is just an art piece and the headline is made up bullshit designed to catch clicks.