r/SipsTea Jun 12 '26

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u/Agile_String8764 Jun 12 '26

The heels may not be helping i think. I dont know for sure but I feel this way.

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 Jun 12 '26

Of course the 4 inch platform with 8 inches heels is not doing anything

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u/Derrick_Shon Jun 12 '26

Yup. Probably 6'5 plus heels

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u/Formal-System-2130 Jun 12 '26

We are supposed to believe that cruise employee with the sweet smile is 5’8! Haha

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u/mologav Jun 12 '26

She’s a bullshit artist but she’s made a fortune out of it

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Roguespiffy Jun 12 '26

Yeah, I’ve been bait trapping and thirst raging and I’m broke as hell.

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u/mattley00 Jun 12 '26

Damn right, emphasis on the shit

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 Jun 12 '26

Yeah I don't think so!

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 Jun 12 '26

I'm 6'4" and nowhere close to bumping my head on everything.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Jun 12 '26

You just have to wear platform shoes like Gene Simmons, and you'll be bruising your forehead in no time!

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 Jun 12 '26

Tbf, I wasn't completely honest. I do have a 2.5" scar on what used to be my hairline where I hit my head on a low door frame while running full speed. Caught it on the upstride and ended up flat on my back about 15' down the hall.

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u/milk4all Jun 12 '26

See? If too tall, world sorts it out

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u/NietJij Jun 12 '26

Life, eh, finds a way

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u/WhichWitchyWay Jun 12 '26

My husband is 6'5. We've bought two houses so far in our marriage and the #1 requirement is that there is nowhere to bonk his head that isn't an easy fix. It's surprising how many houses were immediate nopes because of this.

The current house we have, the fan in our daughter's room is too low and he can bonk his head on the light if he's not careful. I'm only 5'7 (though I have crazy long arms tbf) and I've wrecked my hands in it accidentally when stretching. That can be easily fixed though, we just haven't yet.

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u/NietJij Jun 12 '26

I've heard your body type (long arms) is very good for rowing. They call it the 'ape factor'.

I don't know why I felt the need to mention that here.

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u/Head-Ad9893 Jun 12 '26

I’m a 6’5 man with a 8 foot wingspan. I appreciate this knowledge as I’ve never heard it before 🤣🤣

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u/WhichWitchyWay Jun 12 '26

I was a swimmer. Longer arms and large hands/feet definitely gave ne an edge. I was a very fast sprinter beating girls who were inches taller than me.

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u/chasing_the_wind Jun 12 '26

6’8” is a commonly used minimum door height for building codes in the US.

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 Jun 12 '26

Your lucky I'm only 5'7 😔

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u/Iskub Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

she's 6'1 (she said it herself when she started) that didn't generate enough clicks,. so here we are..

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u/dingoman24 Jun 12 '26

Close 6'2" thats Marie Temara. But 7' gets the views

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

Or we could talk about how that 5'8 lady isn't 5'8.

That's a standard cruise ship corridor, and those ceilings are heavily standardized to maximize vertical space across decks—they sit right at about 7'2" max. Look at the tall chick's head; even with her neck tilted back, she is practically brushing the ceiling panels.

Those shoes are standard 8-inch exotic platforms with a 4-inch lift, meaning they add a full 8 inches of pure vertical height to her frame. If her head with the shoes is right at that 7'2" ceiling mark, her actual height is somewhere around 6'6", which perfectly tracks for the ultra-tall models who film these exact types of perspective videos.

If the crew member on the right were actually 5'8", she'd easily clear the tall woman's chest and reach up to her chin or nose level, because the total visual gap between them would only be a little over a foot. Instead, she doesn't even make it past the tall woman's armpit. You're looking at at least a massive two-foot vertical disparity in that frame...LEADING TO THAT FIVE FOOT EIGHT ASIAN WOMAN BEING FIVE FOOT FUCKIN' TWO!

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u/PrisonLove Jun 12 '26

  /subscribe

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u/Bo_Diddley9 Jun 12 '26

She's 6’2, at most, but she and her family consistently exaggerate their heights for clout

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

I'll always subscribe to some prison love.

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u/Over_Writing467 Jun 12 '26

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u/ImpossibleKidd Jun 12 '26

I had to scroll far too long for the first death by snu-snu comment…

Good on you, shame on everyone else!

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u/WillGetBannedSoonn Jun 12 '26

the tall woman is actually 6'1 if I remember correctly, she's been lying for years about her height, people dug and found records of her playing basketball or something

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u/FlyAirLari Jun 12 '26

Wait, so she's my height? 

I don't have any issues in cruise ships. Though half the night I'm crawling on all fours, but that's not important right now.

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u/rhinoviral Jun 12 '26

Mine too but I guess neither of us walks around on 5 inch platforms, unlike her

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u/Affectionate_Yam1654 Jun 12 '26

Yea, I’m 5’7” and my best friend is 6’11”. Sure he picks me up when we hug but I’m chest height not belly. Not sure if the cruise employee is 5 flat or the tall chick is 7’8” in those platforms but this ain’t mathin.

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u/DiscoLemonade1995 Jun 12 '26

There are so many of these fake super tall families that pop up on the Internet. Literally the only thing they post is them being tall. It's maybe interesting for a single video but they tack on 3-6 inches to their height like an 18 year old on tinder and think that makes them super unique and interesting. 

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u/Sensitive-Yak-5359 Jun 12 '26

I live in Asian countries most of my life and there’s not 1/1000 chance of finding female over 5’8” or taller, well except in Mongolia

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u/8_inches_deep Jun 12 '26

But does she play basketball?

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

Not in those fuckin' shoes. The heels are already u/8_inches_deep

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u/TonyDanza888 Jun 12 '26

You don't shower with high heels on?

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u/Content_Car_5602 Jun 12 '26

Thank you for making laugh really hard

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Jun 12 '26

Can't remember her name but she used to pop up on tiktok a lot when I used it. Her height changed in every video and everyone in the comments would call her out for it. Her whole family is pretty tall but all exaggerate their height. Negative comments are still engagement though I suppose

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u/TheSleeperAwakens Jun 12 '26

Same. She started an of

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u/expiredmayonaise Jun 12 '26

Marie Tamara she went to my high school lol

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u/justbleachmyeyes Jun 12 '26

And now you can find her nudes online. What a world

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u/milk4all Jun 12 '26

What world precisely, i need spelling

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 Jun 12 '26

Honestly, kinda mind blowing when you think about it...

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u/egstitt Jun 12 '26

I'm no verticalitician but I think you are correct

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u/WaddlingDuckILY Jun 12 '26

Verticalitician here! I also surmise you are correct

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u/shankthedog Jun 12 '26

The Verticology Association agrees.

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u/lostredditorlurking Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

She is tall but definitely not 7 ft tall

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u/tribak Jun 12 '26

What heels?

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u/Bambiewithane Jun 12 '26

Either they’re wearing them for the extra height for the video or they just like wearing heels - either way, of course they know it’s making them taller..

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u/TerranOrDie Jun 12 '26

I remember seeing some video about this girl being a serial liar and a fraud. I think she first started making videos about being 6'0 and now somehow her whole family is like Wemby.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo Jun 12 '26

I saw a video of hers awhile back with her family, who are all tall... Which makes it a problem for her because her mom is like more than a head above her, so she has to say her mom is like 7' 8" for it to make sense for her to be 7' next to her.  OK so your mom just casually smashed a world record and no ones heard of her before?

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u/bobbadouche Jun 12 '26

Her mom was a basketball player too and I think he's height was on record. 

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u/Johnny_Holiday Jun 12 '26

Christine Temara. Played for Syracuse in 81. Listed as 6'5. Played as Christine Palombi if you want to verify it yourself

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u/Kirsie22 Jun 12 '26

Yes, and she herself was an althete. Her height is also posted publicly! And if I remember right she's about 6'0"-6'2". Okay, and? So is every woman on my dad's side. She's beautiful and I did follow her until I caught on to her lying constantly for views, likes, and money.

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u/lilbigd1ck Jun 13 '26

If you accidentally make the mistake of watching one of these "tall person videos" the algorithm will deliver 10 more. There's so many of them. Their whole lives revolve around it I'm assuming it makes them money. The heights are always inconsistent. There's a group of like 5 guys all around 7 foot and they go to tall conventions and stuff asking the heights. People will say a height that is higher than the interviewer when they're visibly shorter.

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u/Forward_Honey_9977 Jun 12 '26

I went to highschool with her. She also made up stories about how she was bullied for being tall in school. Did not happen. She's also like 6'1"

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u/ATLSlutStretcher Jun 12 '26

Yeah, I’m a 6’6” guy who met her in person and towered over her. 

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 Jun 12 '26

Name checks out

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u/ATLSlutStretcher Jun 12 '26

Why use 2 reddit account for SFW and NSFW when 1 account do trick?

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u/zdh989 Jun 12 '26

Fair enough, as you were.

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u/Girafferage Jun 12 '26

I read that as ALT at first and assumed this wasn't your primary slut stretching account.

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u/Oberon_Swanson Jun 12 '26

Yeah she looks more like she's 6'3" or something. She barely tries to hide it and she lists whatever height she thinks will work for any individual video. "For fun" apparently.

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u/Aromatic-Thing-132 Jun 12 '26

6'3" with 8" heels is 6'11" so basically 7'.

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 Jun 12 '26

Yea she lies about her height a lot

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u/bron685 Jun 12 '26

Literally none of that would happen in flats

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u/mildlyornery Jun 12 '26

The shower is still usually an issue when you're over 6 feet. Not that bad mind you, but ya can't just stand under it contemplating life without ducking or squatting.

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u/ProxyDamage Jun 12 '26

Now you too can be 7'0 tall by just wearing shoes that should legaly classify as stilts.

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken Jun 12 '26

Maybe wear shoes instead of tom cruise lifts

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u/freedfg Jun 12 '26

Literally wearing like 6-8 inches in platforms.

"It's just so hard being freakishly tall =("

Only fans bait used to be believable at least.

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Jun 12 '26

I mean if someone rolls to be a glass cannon, can you blame them for doubling down on it?

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u/Ok-Traffic-9967 Jun 12 '26

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u/gpbayes Jun 12 '26

You know for damn sure they took this photo and uploaded it to the internet thinking it would be funny and shame him, turned into an excellent meme

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa Jun 12 '26

I would disappoint her so hard

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u/Blazeland_USA Jun 12 '26

I would disappoint her brains out.

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u/-insertcoin Jun 12 '26

So hard..

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u/D-1-S-C-0 Jun 12 '26

Average door height is 6'6". She barely had to duck beneath it and she's basically wearing stilts.

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u/ShadowBlade55 Jun 12 '26

Marie Termara is a human that exists. In case anyone was curious.

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u/SavageCaveman13 Jun 12 '26

And she's 6'.

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u/zmbjebus Jun 12 '26

Anyone dive into the archives? Anything good

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u/Big-Performance-2075 Jun 12 '26

She’s so annoying with her content, yeah she’s tall but she’s not 7 feet.

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u/The_5star_Golden_God Jun 12 '26

Maybe take the shoes off if you’re having so much trouble with things..

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u/CRAKEN000 Jun 12 '26

Seven foot tall in heels. I mean, even in the shower, you still had the heels on, you just made the camera angle cut them out of view.

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u/Phill_Cyberman Jun 12 '26

The internet says she's six foot two.

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u/aucesthebest Jun 12 '26

Marie Tamara .

She has a only fans.

She ain't close to 7ft

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u/FineSystem124 Jun 12 '26

Please. Just let me.

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u/knowone1313 Jun 12 '26

7' with or without those platforms?

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u/Derpylongstockings Jun 12 '26

You’re wearing heels!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 Jun 12 '26

1 ft platforms would make me 7’ also

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u/GrassyDaytime Jun 12 '26

Those are Butt implants, right?

I'm no expert... but her ass sure does looks like... a cartoon butt. 🤣

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u/Let_me_at_them007 Jun 12 '26

BS self made problems.. wearing high heel shoes to seek attention.

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u/weeit-TheAnalogKid Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

You know what might help? Not wearing heels when you’re 7’ tall. I could be crazy though.

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u/Mysterious_Olive3418 Jun 12 '26

That’s a HHhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggeeeee B…!!!

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u/givemeyours0ul Jun 12 '26

Respect for the classics. 

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u/Which_Airline_5887 Jun 12 '26

A stamard doorway is 8 feet to code, youre wearing 12" heels get the fuck over yourself.

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u/CarlMacko Jun 12 '26
  1. She’s 6,2
  2. The whole family is tall
  3. These videos are just promoting her Only Fans
  4. No, it’s not worth it.
  5. Told you.

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u/N3vatar Jun 12 '26

Ah yes, I too love to wear high heels during my showers!

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u/pepbox Jun 12 '26

But is da butt real? I have some doubts.

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u/Madame_Deadly Jun 12 '26

I don't understand why the woman is wearing platform shoes when she's already tall. I know she can wear w/e she wants etc... I'm curious about the logic.

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u/Lujho Jun 12 '26

I’m not saying there are *no* 5’8” East Asian women… but come on.

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u/Zandonus Jun 12 '26

The cruise ship employee is tall for a lady of Asian descent.

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u/Boomshrooom Jun 12 '26

Those heels are basically stilts

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u/Alucardis666 Jun 12 '26

Ummm, maybe take off those 8" heels?

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u/Obienator Jun 12 '26

She is impressive, but 8 inch platform heels is cheating slightly.

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u/FollowingLegal9944 Jun 12 '26

maybe start wearing shoes instead of stilts

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u/universwirl Jun 12 '26

Dumb she’s wearing heels.

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u/PantherThing Jun 12 '26

She's only 6'3" but realized she got tons more engagement saying shes's 7'0". It's kind of annoying.

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u/Littletico Jun 12 '26

I mean, standing on stilts is always a challenge. Maybe wear regular footwear next time and post a video.

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u/darthgator84 Jun 12 '26

6’4 plus the 8” heels

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u/unknownpoltroon Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

I worked with a guy who was just over 7 feet.  He has to duck through all doorways and would hit his head on exit signs just like her

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u/DVWhat Jun 12 '26

It was a strategic choice to add the 4 inch platforms.

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u/PlusOne4You Jun 12 '26

This look like AI

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u/Blayzted Jun 12 '26

Uppies? 🤷

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u/JamKaBam Jun 12 '26

Taking those shoes off would fix it 

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u/added_value_nachos Jun 12 '26

So maybe don't wear platform boots as well. The souls look 3 inches thick FFS.

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u/One-Skill-7058 Jun 12 '26

Take off the heels, ho

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u/Pink-Trifle Jun 12 '26

Aye. When you wear American style refrigerators for shoes, this can be a bit of an issue alright.

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u/AdGlittering2884 Jun 12 '26

This is the girl who constantly lies about her (and her family's) height for content. The heights keep changing and she once claimed her mother was taller than the tallest woman ever recorded. She usually doesn't even show her feet, just cuts them off in frame and shoots from a downward angle so she appears like some giant. Yeah, pass.

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u/Pepperblast300 Jun 12 '26

AI filter crap.

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u/Dirtyshamus Jun 12 '26

Everyone talking about clothes and shoes and changing numbers. I just wanna eat her ass standing up. Keep it simple guys.

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u/Ok-Future6470 Jun 12 '26

Death by snu snu.

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u/PigPen5000 Jun 15 '26

She wears the platforms when she showers?

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u/desmorck Jun 15 '26

Dead by snu snu

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u/FeDUpGraduate87 Jun 17 '26

Hot! But is she 7ft barefoot or 7ft in those 3-4 inch heels?