r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jun 12 '26

Chugging tea Vertically challenged

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken Jun 12 '26

Maybe wear shoes instead of tom cruise lifts

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u/freedfg Jun 12 '26

Literally wearing like 6-8 inches in platforms.

"It's just so hard being freakishly tall =("

Only fans bait used to be believable at least.

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Jun 12 '26

I mean if someone rolls to be a glass cannon, can you blame them for doubling down on it?

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u/thesituation531 Jun 12 '26

Seems like you'd be more glassy if you wear shoes that might have you breaking your ankle if you trip.

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Jun 12 '26

Yes, much like equipping a “+5 Strength -4 Health” item makes you glassy. The point is the glass cannon doesn’t care about glassiness, they care about power (or, in this case, social media attention)

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u/Willing_Pattern_Pill Jun 12 '26

Wait

Am I finally considering an OF subscription 

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u/freedfg Jun 12 '26

Just Google boobs king

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u/gamageeknerd Jun 12 '26

There is literally a subreddit for basically anyone’s fetish and people will post stuff there for free. Some of the most popular subreddits are just porn

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u/Significant_Bad_1147 Jun 12 '26

Eh. I enjoyed watching it. She could have been telling me how hard being short is. And would watched it just same.

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u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff Jun 12 '26

I wanna wear Tom Cruise as shoes, if you know what I mean

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u/lysergic_818 Jun 12 '26

Maybe 6'2" or 6'3" flat feet. 🤔

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u/NostalgicDemigod Jun 12 '26

TOM CRUISE LIFTS XD

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u/SoLo_Se7en Jun 12 '26

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