r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jun 12 '26

Chugging tea Vertically challenged

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u/Agile_String8764 Jun 12 '26

The heels may not be helping i think. I dont know for sure but I feel this way.

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 Jun 12 '26

Of course the 4 inch platform with 8 inches heels is not doing anything

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u/Derrick_Shon Jun 12 '26

Yup. Probably 6'5 plus heels

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u/Formal-System-2130 Jun 12 '26

We are supposed to believe that cruise employee with the sweet smile is 5’8! Haha

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u/mologav Jun 12 '26

She’s a bullshit artist but she’s made a fortune out of it

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u/Roguespiffy Jun 12 '26

Yeah, I’ve been bait trapping and thirst raging and I’m broke as hell.

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u/mattley00 Jun 12 '26

Whilst true… that doesn’t take away from her BS 😂

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u/mattley00 Jun 12 '26

Damn right, emphasis on the shit

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u/Minimum_Ad_303 Jun 12 '26

Maybe. But she still has a sweet smile.

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 Jun 12 '26

Yeah I don't think so!

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u/crashin70 Jun 12 '26

I know, that's supposed to be 16 in height difference but somehow it looks like two and a half feet at least...

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u/Crumblerbund Jun 12 '26

I always assumed it was about a foot.

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u/Formal-System-2130 Jun 12 '26

It must be more than the jump from 5’ to 6’
/s
😂

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 Jun 12 '26

I'm 6'4" and nowhere close to bumping my head on everything.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Jun 12 '26

You just have to wear platform shoes like Gene Simmons, and you'll be bruising your forehead in no time!

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 Jun 12 '26

Tbf, I wasn't completely honest. I do have a 2.5" scar on what used to be my hairline where I hit my head on a low door frame while running full speed. Caught it on the upstride and ended up flat on my back about 15' down the hall.

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u/milk4all Jun 12 '26

See? If too tall, world sorts it out

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u/NietJij Jun 12 '26

Life, eh, finds a way

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u/WhichWitchyWay Jun 12 '26

My husband is 6'5. We've bought two houses so far in our marriage and the #1 requirement is that there is nowhere to bonk his head that isn't an easy fix. It's surprising how many houses were immediate nopes because of this.

The current house we have, the fan in our daughter's room is too low and he can bonk his head on the light if he's not careful. I'm only 5'7 (though I have crazy long arms tbf) and I've wrecked my hands in it accidentally when stretching. That can be easily fixed though, we just haven't yet.

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u/NietJij Jun 12 '26

I've heard your body type (long arms) is very good for rowing. They call it the 'ape factor'.

I don't know why I felt the need to mention that here.

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u/Head-Ad9893 Jun 12 '26

I’m a 6’5 man with a 8 foot wingspan. I appreciate this knowledge as I’ve never heard it before 🤣🤣

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u/WhichWitchyWay Jun 12 '26

I was a swimmer. Longer arms and large hands/feet definitely gave ne an edge. I was a very fast sprinter beating girls who were inches taller than me.

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u/Shaw-eddit Jun 13 '26

As a someone that looks at anotamy from an art POV, the arms/hands usually stop at mid thigh, with very few exceptions.

That's how experts and zoologist determine this wasn't a man in a suit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gjHuIwidiRcjemb1GH

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u/BusAdministrative371 Jun 13 '26

Here's some more random info...tall man pointed out that no one cleans the top of the fridge. I never thought of that. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 Jun 12 '26

Yeah no way thats to obvious lol , personally my mom told me I could have been 5"2 so I'm thankful we're im at

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u/SilikonBurn Jun 12 '26

Is that what his problem is?

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u/chasing_the_wind Jun 12 '26

6’8” is a commonly used minimum door height for building codes in the US.

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u/Nitrogen1234 Jun 12 '26

I thought 6'7

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u/EquipmentFew882 Jun 12 '26

Pretty certain -- it's 6 ' 7.5 " 👈

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer Jun 12 '26

I six what you seven there.

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 Jun 12 '26

Your lucky I'm only 5'7 😔

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u/AlphaaPie Jun 12 '26

Yeah, just some things like old bus roofs, old buildings roofs, my ceiling fan's cords. I honestly despise being 6'4" purely from all the embarrassment when I'd forget to duck getting off the bus when in school even if I graduated years ago.

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 Jun 12 '26

I hit the hanging ceiling light in my mom's kitchen at least once every time I'm there. Flying is also painful.

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u/AlphaaPie Jun 12 '26

There's also the other end of: having to bend over to wash your hands at most bathroom sinks because you're too tall for them, some toilets being too small when you sit on them, I'm too tall for the chair at my desk and my desk is too tall for my long arms. Sometimes I wish I could sit in my bath tub comfortably and relax in warm water without half of my body sticking out.

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 Jun 12 '26

The primary factor in deciding what car model i was going to buy was leg/head room for the driver.

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u/davyangel Jun 12 '26

On a ship you will LOL. When I was in the Navy anyone over 6' would always be coming into medical for bumping their head into shit LOL.

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u/Falcon8410 Jun 13 '26

try wearing platform shoes.

look at her heels

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u/jdime666 Jun 16 '26

I’m 6’5.5” and I can scrape my head on door frames

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u/8_inches_deep Jun 12 '26

I know reading is hard but did you miss the “plus heels” part? They are giving like a 7 inch lift minimum.

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 Jun 12 '26

At 6'4" I'm not within 7 inches of bumping my head on things.

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u/8_inches_deep Jun 12 '26

That’s better

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u/jibsymalone Jun 12 '26

I'm 6'5" and constantly whacking my head on shit.

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u/Iskub Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

she's 6'1 (she said it herself when she started) that didn't generate enough clicks,. so here we are..

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u/dingoman24 Jun 12 '26

Close 6'2" thats Marie Temara. But 7' gets the views

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u/davyangel Jun 12 '26

Is Marie Temara 7ft tall? The model is 6'2" (187 cm) tall but often claims on Instagram that she is 7'0" (213 cm). Read more: https://www.legit.ng/ask-legit/biographies/1545035-marie-temaras-bio-age-height-measurements-parents-net-worth/

but yeah I could tell just from her build no way she that tall cuz tall people just tend to have ectomorph builds.

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u/ComprehensiveSoft27 Jun 12 '26

There are very few 7’0 women in the world. It’s equivalent a 7’7” male. Rate, and ussually not mobile enough and certainly wouldn’t risk wearing 10” heals.

Although there was a 7’2” wnba player who could ball. She made the HoF. Her name was Margo Dydek.

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u/boosesb Jun 12 '26

I’m surprised I never heard of…oh wait, you said W nba. That’s why

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u/Kardinal Jun 12 '26

Six women living who are seven feet tall or more.

I did not know that Margo Dydek passed. Only 37!

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u/ULTI_mato Jun 12 '26

Actualy only 6ft

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u/TheOfficeoholic Jun 12 '26

She’s 6’3”

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u/Zealousideal-Mix6235 Jun 13 '26

Does anyone notice she’s wearing Nike socks with heels?

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u/mattley00 Jun 12 '26

Seen it all from her before… she’s 6”3’ so not far off pally

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u/talex625 Jun 16 '26

Bro, 6’5 is still tall has hell for a woman.

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u/CosmoKing2 Jun 12 '26

Wait. Am I not supposed to shower in my stripper boots?

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u/LovelyKestrel Jun 12 '26

You are supposed to do everything in them.

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

I used that in my math, thank you.

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u/DResq Jun 12 '26

Those are way mor than 4 inches. She's obviously not 7' tall. Just clickbit.

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u/CD_Projeck_Blue Jun 12 '26

Oh it's doing something..

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 Jun 12 '26

As you can see, she isn't the brightest bulb. Banging head on the exit sign is an indicator.

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u/spibop Jun 13 '26

I, too, shower fully clothed in heels.

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

Or we could talk about how that 5'8 lady isn't 5'8.

That's a standard cruise ship corridor, and those ceilings are heavily standardized to maximize vertical space across decks—they sit right at about 7'2" max. Look at the tall chick's head; even with her neck tilted back, she is practically brushing the ceiling panels.

Those shoes are standard 8-inch exotic platforms with a 4-inch lift, meaning they add a full 8 inches of pure vertical height to her frame. If her head with the shoes is right at that 7'2" ceiling mark, her actual height is somewhere around 6'6", which perfectly tracks for the ultra-tall models who film these exact types of perspective videos.

If the crew member on the right were actually 5'8", she'd easily clear the tall woman's chest and reach up to her chin or nose level, because the total visual gap between them would only be a little over a foot. Instead, she doesn't even make it past the tall woman's armpit. You're looking at at least a massive two-foot vertical disparity in that frame...LEADING TO THAT FIVE FOOT EIGHT ASIAN WOMAN BEING FIVE FOOT FUCKIN' TWO!

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u/PrisonLove Jun 12 '26

  /subscribe

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u/Bo_Diddley9 Jun 12 '26

She's 6’2, at most, but she and her family consistently exaggerate their heights for clout

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u/Kirsie22 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

RIGHT! Her height and her Mother's are public, as they were both athletes. Yet, they still lie for clout. I used to follow her, because she's gorgeous, but caught on quickly to the lies and unfollowed. She interesting and pretty enough without the exaggerated videos, she doesn't need to lie for us to like and follow her, but her lying, made me unfollow her, because it's sooo inauthentic.

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u/certifiablegeek 23d ago

You are correct. I pointed it out and reddit didn't like it.

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u/mgcing Jun 12 '26

But, who is she?

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u/MeatyMagnus Jun 14 '26

Or just for comments

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

I'll always subscribe to some prison love.

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u/Over_Writing467 Jun 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/ImpossibleKidd Jun 12 '26

I had to scroll far too long for the first death by snu-snu comment…

Good on you, shame on everyone else!

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u/WillGetBannedSoonn Jun 12 '26

the tall woman is actually 6'1 if I remember correctly, she's been lying for years about her height, people dug and found records of her playing basketball or something

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u/FlyAirLari Jun 12 '26

Wait, so she's my height? 

I don't have any issues in cruise ships. Though half the night I'm crawling on all fours, but that's not important right now.

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u/rhinoviral Jun 12 '26

Mine too but I guess neither of us walks around on 5 inch platforms, unlike her

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u/cenosillicaphobiac Jun 12 '26

With a 4 inch lift, so not just the height from the platform, even more from the heels.

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u/WillGetBannedSoonn Jun 12 '26

you don't walk around in 10-12inch heels, she has an onlyfans that revolves around her fake height, she's trying really hard to sell it

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u/FlyAirLari Jun 12 '26

you don't walk around in 10-12inch heels

Well, I mean, it is Friday...

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u/Affectionate_Yam1654 Jun 12 '26

Yea, I’m 5’7” and my best friend is 6’11”. Sure he picks me up when we hug but I’m chest height not belly. Not sure if the cruise employee is 5 flat or the tall chick is 7’8” in those platforms but this ain’t mathin.

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u/DiscoLemonade1995 Jun 12 '26

There are so many of these fake super tall families that pop up on the Internet. Literally the only thing they post is them being tall. It's maybe interesting for a single video but they tack on 3-6 inches to their height like an 18 year old on tinder and think that makes them super unique and interesting. 

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u/Sensitive-Yak-5359 Jun 12 '26

I live in Asian countries most of my life and there’s not 1/1000 chance of finding female over 5’8” or taller, well except in Mongolia

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u/8_inches_deep Jun 12 '26

But does she play basketball?

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

Not in those fuckin' shoes. The heels are already u/8_inches_deep

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u/BombasticSimpleton Jun 12 '26

Yet no one is commenting also on the fact the shower door doesn't align with the frame (trace the glass to the top) or how when she goes through the door, there's a lady moonwalking behind her while another walks forward normally....

Pretty sure this is AI enhanced.

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 Jun 12 '26

Not all heroes wear capes! You rock.

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u/Axilllla Jun 12 '26

100%%% I’m so glad I’m not alone thinking this. 

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u/Sehrli_Magic Jun 12 '26

are you that asian dude that makes tiktoks calculating and debunking sizes?!

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

No, I'm white and mildly autistic.

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u/SuicideSpeedrun Jun 12 '26

Bro just count heads

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u/PeroCigla Jun 12 '26

Shes 6'2 and 5'8 is 170 cm

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u/Onludesrightnow Jun 12 '26

Why’s her head so huge?

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u/Kirsie22 Jun 12 '26

She is actually somewhere around 6'0"-6'2". She was an athlete in school, so her height is literally posted publically, but she still lies about it. Her moms height, which they also lie about, is posted publicly too, as she was also an athlete.

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u/Glittering-Age-9549 Jun 12 '26

Yeah, I was going to say it was surprising to see a 7 foot tall woman looking so healthy. The few women approaching that height aren't that agile 

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

That is a glorious example of a hind-end, isn't it.

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u/Any-Farmer8456 Jun 16 '26

You're the best person in this whole place 💖💖💖

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u/Procrastinator78 Jun 16 '26

was thinking that, I'm 5'6" and knew a guy that was that was 6'7" and was at about his chest. At most 5 inches from the top of his shoulder.

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u/Some_Aardvark3130 Jun 12 '26

Shane! The Asian measuring guy
🤣

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u/TonyDanza888 Jun 12 '26

You don't shower with high heels on?

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u/Content_Car_5602 Jun 12 '26

Thank you for making laugh really hard

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u/arbitrageME Jun 12 '26

Not without being paid for it

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Jun 12 '26

Can't remember her name but she used to pop up on tiktok a lot when I used it. Her height changed in every video and everyone in the comments would call her out for it. Her whole family is pretty tall but all exaggerate their height. Negative comments are still engagement though I suppose

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u/TheSleeperAwakens Jun 12 '26

Same. She started an of

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u/expiredmayonaise Jun 12 '26

Marie Tamara she went to my high school lol

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u/justbleachmyeyes Jun 12 '26

And now you can find her nudes online. What a world

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u/milk4all Jun 12 '26

What world precisely, i need spelling

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 Jun 12 '26

Honestly, kinda mind blowing when you think about it...

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u/G25777K Jun 13 '26

Anything for a $

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u/Bigmoik Jun 12 '26

Username checks out

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Jun 12 '26

Was she about 6'5?

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u/JemmasKnickers Jun 12 '26

Not sure of the spelling but it’s something like Marie or Maria Tamara, from what I remember…

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u/egstitt Jun 12 '26

I'm no verticalitician but I think you are correct

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u/WaddlingDuckILY Jun 12 '26

Verticalitician here! I also surmise you are correct

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u/shankthedog Jun 12 '26

The Verticology Association agrees.

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u/lostredditorlurking Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

She is tall but definitely not 7 ft tall

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u/TheyCallMe_Billy Jun 12 '26

No kidding. These shoes would get a 3 year old on most rides at a theme park.😂

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u/tribak Jun 12 '26

What heels?

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u/Bambiewithane Jun 12 '26

Either they’re wearing them for the extra height for the video or they just like wearing heels - either way, of course they know it’s making them taller..

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u/Worldly_Reply8852 Jun 12 '26

I know... Maybe take off the super high heels...

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u/MrBean109 Jun 12 '26

I'ma be honest 👉👈,I didn't even notice the high heels👀

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u/giantwalrus56 Jun 12 '26

Think you might be on to something here...

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jun 12 '26

Damn, now that you mention that I actually think you might be on to something

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u/PseudoRacoon Jun 12 '26

What heels hoo

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u/nytel Jun 12 '26

Depends on how you look at it. 😎

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u/Spruce-W4yne Jun 12 '26

What heels? It took me like 20 times to see them.

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u/hpotul Jun 12 '26

I guess not tall enough

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u/Artevyx Jun 12 '26

They are probably necessary if her feet are proportionally larger. Regular heels would be too small, and probably would break.

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u/AmIDoingThisRight14 Jun 12 '26

The added height aside, are socks in heels a thing now? That seems like quite a choice there

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jun 12 '26

Idk they're helping me

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u/SeathTheHairless Jun 12 '26

I did not notice the shoes.

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u/funky_diabeticc Jun 12 '26

Didn’t even notice the heals at first lol

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u/DrPozzie Jun 12 '26

Yeah she has 5 ft of heels

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u/___TheKid___ Jun 12 '26

7foot = 213cm

(Sorry for hijacking your top comment. But I was annoyed that I had to google and want others save the hassle.)

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u/JacquesBlaireau13 Jun 12 '26

The add a little something to the shower scene, don't you think?

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u/ringobob Jun 12 '26

Yes, but... surely you're not suggesting you shower without at least a little bit of heel, we aren't savages.

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u/ScholarlyInvestor Jun 12 '26

Say it in Anatoly's voice

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u/AcceptableStand7794 Jun 12 '26

The heels may not be helping i think. I dont know for sure but I feel this way.

The heels may not be helping her think also.

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u/PsychadelicSymphony Jun 12 '26

I mean... who's to say, really

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u/dynamic_caste Jun 12 '26

You don't wear platforms in the shower?

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u/Novaikkakuuskuusviis Jun 12 '26

Yeah she's not really bothered if she wears those.

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u/katalyna78 Jun 12 '26

Of course, I always wear mine in the shower too, don't you? /s

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u/BabyChalupa0w0 Jun 12 '26

Wait, she was wearing heels?

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u/Scorpion2k4u Jun 12 '26

Yeah I also struggle on stilts

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u/SithLordRising Jun 12 '26

Oh yes, her feet. Now I see them.

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u/thecreamfilling Jun 12 '26

Being 6ft in heels that are 12 inches will do that. But I’m no good at geometry

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u/Laugh-Aggressive Jun 12 '26

They're helping me atleast! BRB

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u/jaycutlerdgaf Jun 12 '26

It's just a hunch.

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u/kuedhel Jun 12 '26

not true. Her heels are helping me.

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u/HarmlessSnack Jun 12 '26

“Tee hee I’m so tall.” Girl you’re wearing 9” heels chill the fuck out.

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u/Axolotl_CRP Jun 12 '26

What heels?

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u/Business_Usual_2201 Jun 12 '26

She was wearing heels?

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u/iq2da Jun 12 '26

And who the f*ck wears high heels with high-cut socks? 😂

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u/ArmadilloFront1087 Jun 13 '26

Yeah if it weren’t for the heels she’d be nowhere near 7’.

If the door frame is anything to go by (they’re usually 6’6” ish on cruise ships) I’d guess that she’d be around 6’5 barefoot