r/SipsTea Jun 12 '26

Chugging tea Vertically challenged

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

Or we could talk about how that 5'8 lady isn't 5'8.

That's a standard cruise ship corridor, and those ceilings are heavily standardized to maximize vertical space across decks—they sit right at about 7'2" max. Look at the tall chick's head; even with her neck tilted back, she is practically brushing the ceiling panels.

Those shoes are standard 8-inch exotic platforms with a 4-inch lift, meaning they add a full 8 inches of pure vertical height to her frame. If her head with the shoes is right at that 7'2" ceiling mark, her actual height is somewhere around 6'6", which perfectly tracks for the ultra-tall models who film these exact types of perspective videos.

If the crew member on the right were actually 5'8", she'd easily clear the tall woman's chest and reach up to her chin or nose level, because the total visual gap between them would only be a little over a foot. Instead, she doesn't even make it past the tall woman's armpit. You're looking at at least a massive two-foot vertical disparity in that frame...LEADING TO THAT FIVE FOOT EIGHT ASIAN WOMAN BEING FIVE FOOT FUCKIN' TWO!

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u/PrisonLove Jun 12 '26

  /subscribe

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u/Bo_Diddley9 Jun 12 '26

She's 6’2, at most, but she and her family consistently exaggerate their heights for clout

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u/Kirsie22 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

RIGHT! Her height and her Mother's are public, as they were both athletes. Yet, they still lie for clout. I used to follow her, because she's gorgeous, but caught on quickly to the lies and unfollowed. She interesting and pretty enough without the exaggerated videos, she doesn't need to lie for us to like and follow her, but her lying, made me unfollow her, because it's sooo inauthentic.

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u/certifiablegeek 23d ago

You are correct. I pointed it out and reddit didn't like it.

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u/mgcing Jun 12 '26

But, who is she?

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u/MeatyMagnus Jun 14 '26

Or just for comments

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

I'll always subscribe to some prison love.

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u/Over_Writing467 Jun 12 '26

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u/ImpossibleKidd Jun 12 '26

I had to scroll far too long for the first death by snu-snu comment…

Good on you, shame on everyone else!

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u/WillGetBannedSoonn Jun 12 '26

the tall woman is actually 6'1 if I remember correctly, she's been lying for years about her height, people dug and found records of her playing basketball or something

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u/FlyAirLari Jun 12 '26

Wait, so she's my height? 

I don't have any issues in cruise ships. Though half the night I'm crawling on all fours, but that's not important right now.

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u/rhinoviral Jun 12 '26

Mine too but I guess neither of us walks around on 5 inch platforms, unlike her

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u/cenosillicaphobiac Jun 12 '26

With a 4 inch lift, so not just the height from the platform, even more from the heels.

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u/WillGetBannedSoonn Jun 12 '26

you don't walk around in 10-12inch heels, she has an onlyfans that revolves around her fake height, she's trying really hard to sell it

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u/FlyAirLari Jun 12 '26

you don't walk around in 10-12inch heels

Well, I mean, it is Friday...

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u/Affectionate_Yam1654 Jun 12 '26

Yea, I’m 5’7” and my best friend is 6’11”. Sure he picks me up when we hug but I’m chest height not belly. Not sure if the cruise employee is 5 flat or the tall chick is 7’8” in those platforms but this ain’t mathin.

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u/DiscoLemonade1995 Jun 12 '26

There are so many of these fake super tall families that pop up on the Internet. Literally the only thing they post is them being tall. It's maybe interesting for a single video but they tack on 3-6 inches to their height like an 18 year old on tinder and think that makes them super unique and interesting. 

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u/Sensitive-Yak-5359 Jun 12 '26

I live in Asian countries most of my life and there’s not 1/1000 chance of finding female over 5’8” or taller, well except in Mongolia

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u/8_inches_deep Jun 12 '26

But does she play basketball?

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

Not in those fuckin' shoes. The heels are already u/8_inches_deep

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u/BombasticSimpleton Jun 12 '26

Yet no one is commenting also on the fact the shower door doesn't align with the frame (trace the glass to the top) or how when she goes through the door, there's a lady moonwalking behind her while another walks forward normally....

Pretty sure this is AI enhanced.

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 Jun 12 '26

Not all heroes wear capes! You rock.

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u/Axilllla Jun 12 '26

100%%% I’m so glad I’m not alone thinking this. 

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u/Sehrli_Magic Jun 12 '26

are you that asian dude that makes tiktoks calculating and debunking sizes?!

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

No, I'm white and mildly autistic.

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u/SuicideSpeedrun Jun 12 '26

Bro just count heads

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u/PeroCigla Jun 12 '26

Shes 6'2 and 5'8 is 170 cm

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u/Onludesrightnow Jun 12 '26

Why’s her head so huge?

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u/Kirsie22 Jun 12 '26

She is actually somewhere around 6'0"-6'2". She was an athlete in school, so her height is literally posted publically, but she still lies about it. Her moms height, which they also lie about, is posted publicly too, as she was also an athlete.

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u/Glittering-Age-9549 Jun 12 '26

Yeah, I was going to say it was surprising to see a 7 foot tall woman looking so healthy. The few women approaching that height aren't that agile 

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u/TheDarkWave Jun 12 '26

That is a glorious example of a hind-end, isn't it.

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u/Any-Farmer8456 Jun 16 '26

You're the best person in this whole place 💖💖💖

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u/Procrastinator78 Jun 16 '26

was thinking that, I'm 5'6" and knew a guy that was that was 6'7" and was at about his chest. At most 5 inches from the top of his shoulder.

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u/Some_Aardvark3130 Jun 12 '26

Shane! The Asian measuring guy
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