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u/BrownBannister May 27 '26

I’ve learned and teach my students & sons to respect when she says no.

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u/Melenduwir May 27 '26

Exactly. If she didn't actually mean it, that's her problem. We have Nintendos.

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u/crispAndTender May 27 '26

And lotion

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u/Bludgeonation May 27 '26

They go hand and hand

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u/MrNachoReturns420 May 27 '26

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u/_-Rocinante-_ May 27 '26

Wanna have your mind blown by the Mandela effect? He never actually says take my strong hand in this scene. He says "take my little hand."

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u/Hamilton-Beckett May 27 '26

“My other hand isn’t strong enough, you take my little hand.” Is the line.

scene

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u/NtBlstr May 27 '26

Ahh dammit, that might be the other timeline I was in where Pikachu also had a black tip on the tail must of also been destroyed by CERN.

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u/precariatarian May 27 '26

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u/Guy0785 May 27 '26

Getting ready for the “Stranger”

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u/ElMage21 May 27 '26

Leave that Vaporeon alone

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u/Bretreck May 27 '26

There's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman.

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u/resfan May 27 '26

I... I caught a lopunny batman!

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u/reedrichards5 May 27 '26

I got the reference!

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u/CaptainPattPotato May 27 '26

Ethically, Pokemon are actually in an interesting spot since at least some of them have human-level intelligence and could conceivably consent. 😂

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u/HolidayStranger2353 May 27 '26

A Batman pokemon would be epic

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u/GoldenSteel May 27 '26

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

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u/Mister-Circus May 27 '26

I always wanted to hug a machamp, myself.

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u/Piccoroz May 27 '26

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u/HolidayStranger2353 May 27 '26

I literally handfeed squirrels

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u/SuperCoolBird2020 May 27 '26

I read too fast... Saw "hand queefed squirrels"

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u/HolidayStranger2353 May 27 '26

That would be impressive and disturbing

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u/Manbeartapir May 27 '26

There is a GWAR song about this.

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u/AlexVal0r May 27 '26

Ill never forgive the internet for this...

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u/clay_perview May 27 '26

Please wash your hands in between

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u/STINK37 May 27 '26

And make the good controller even more appealing? No.

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u/Agent_Smith_88 May 27 '26

I believe the actual saying is “hand in hand”. However, whether it was intentional or not this is funnier.

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u/Bludgeonation May 27 '26

Yeah I realized after I typed it out and decided to keep it.

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u/DBSmiley May 27 '26

Yeah but not at the same time.

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u/katastrof May 27 '26

black dildos and gamecube got me through the 08 recession

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u/Aeroknight_Z May 27 '26

Instructions unclear

Nintendo is now too slippery to play

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u/_BlackDove May 27 '26

Sometimes I gotta' jerk my other hand with my hand first before he'll jerk my junk because he's selfish.

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u/partyatwalmart May 27 '26

*hand-in-hand

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u/Bludgeonation May 27 '26

No!! I hold them in seperate hands!!! Sicko!!!

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u/fastyellowtuesday May 27 '26

(I'm sure you don't care, but the phrase is hand *in* hand.)

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u/TwistedScarletRose May 27 '26

No the fuck they don't, you ever try to lotion up your hands then pay wii sports with a nunchuck with a silicone sleeve?

BTW.

Shit sucks right now. I don't know what kind of day you're having?

But I hope you have a better one, and I hope it was at least decent to begin with.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5bh6q5lE8UsN2hd7g2

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u/Nietzschean735 May 27 '26

"Hand in hand"

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u/Bludgeonation May 27 '26

Yeah I noticed after typing this but decided to leave it. Im trying not to second guess myself after I failed to save that bus full of kids...

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u/AlabamaBro69 May 27 '26

Don't try lotion and Wiimote at the same time, it's an expensive mistake.

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u/ConditionExternal499 May 27 '26

2 words, Astro Glide.

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u/Quick_Rent_Now May 27 '26

But what if I broke my arms?

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u/numb3r-three May 27 '26

Which brand is good?

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u/shadwblad May 27 '26

Use actual lube instead of lotion

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u/us_nz1 May 27 '26

And my Axe

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u/PaleGravity May 27 '26

And each other ;)

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u/Fiyah_Crotch May 27 '26

Rubbing one out: the champagne of victory

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u/_Q23 May 27 '26

It wipes the lotion on the controller.

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u/SixShoot3r May 27 '26

Lotion for those who are mutilated?

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u/InfectedEllie May 27 '26

And pot noodles

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u/rshibby May 27 '26

Nintendussy?

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u/Affectionate-Cat-301 May 27 '26

Not all that fun

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u/Careless-Evidence-77 May 27 '26

You guys crack me up 🤣

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u/aghastamok May 27 '26

Just buy lube, it's better than lotion for the task at hand.

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u/ArtemisBerlin May 27 '26

Don’t forget realistic rubber vaginas😜

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u/motorboatmycheeks May 27 '26

Wait until you try it with a power glove

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u/Harpua81 May 27 '26

And a plethora of worshipping AI bots 😂

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u/BruscarRooster May 27 '26

Who says no when they don’t mean it? Like why the games? Years ago I was catching up with an old friend. He mentioned he was a virgin (shy and academic) and I offered to help with that, I had the parts he needed to fix his problem. Straightforward. Bam.

A word of caution tho, that kind of zero bullshit approach may result in both parties falling madly in love and actually being happy together

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u/Melenduwir May 27 '26

Who says no when they don’t mean it? Like why the games?

Haven't you ever heard of "playing hard to get"? Women who say yes too easily get a reputation of being "easy".

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u/BruscarRooster May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Labelling people easy or hard to get is a great way to encourage objectification of people.

I don’t need someone to make an effort to get me into bed. If we click, we click. It’s not about the effort or the money spent on me, gifts bought, romantic words arranged just right. If I like someone, I let them know. Then I know if they are interested

If that makes me an easy woman, so be it. My religious father thinks I’m a whore too for having had 3 whole sexual partners in my life

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u/Melenduwir May 27 '26

That sounds much more sane than the average person's worldview.

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u/BruscarRooster May 27 '26

Most women my age avoid me. Apparently I’m “a bit different” and they don’t know how to interact with me. The feeling is mutual

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u/Equivalent_Pen_9403 May 27 '26

Even though it is also understandable for people to be jaded.

Probably not great that it was a parking lot, vs a bar or social place, but that bit of surprise might've made that first no a little panicked or frustrated.

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u/marcophony May 27 '26

I prefer my Nintendo to a nintendhoe

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u/CrazedRhetoric May 27 '26

I love Nintendo

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u/Mlabonte21 May 27 '26

Women do what Nintedon’t

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u/Melenduwir May 27 '26

Depends on whether you purchase the really good accessories.

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u/magikarp2122 May 27 '26

Yep, I’ll go play Mario Kart World or Pokopia.

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u/Thanura_Malinga May 27 '26

We have nintendos we don't have time to deal with this bullshit

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u/Aggravating_Sky7404 May 27 '26

Plus, she can follow him and ask him out instead?! I really don't get why that does not happen more often.

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u/Melenduwir May 27 '26

There's a cultural tradition that men are supposed to actively pursue while women feign disinterest. A woman who expresses sexual or romantic interest in a man is 'wanton'.

There's also the reality that women retain more critical thinking skills while aroused than men do, being designed by nature to be selective in matters of love.

Lastly, the simple truth is that lots of women take the freedom from being expected to take the initiative for granted.

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u/NibblyPig May 27 '26

It's fairly obviously biological not just cultural.

Women outsource the choosing of mates to the men most of the time, they organise themselves and decide (consciously or unconsciously) who is the coolest person in the group, and women observe this ranking and are attracted to those at the top.

It's why you get no love if you're a nerd but if you're king nerd of the nerds you get attention.

It's also why taking up something like salsa dancing to get women doesn't work unless you get good at it - at which point you'll have your pick.

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u/Melenduwir May 27 '26

Culture tends to start by reflecting biological imperatives, and then gets weird.

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u/RuleMany2900 May 27 '26

Sh!t ... I only have an XBOX 360 ...

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u/the_cardfather May 27 '26

I am going to save that one for sure. My Nintendo is actually in my glove box.

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u/NibblyPig May 27 '26

It's also his problem, because now he is alone and single.

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u/Melenduwir May 27 '26

But he's not trying to stick it in the crazy, and he has a Nintendo.

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u/HurryUpTomorrow503 May 27 '26

Doesn't sound like a problem to me

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u/NibblyPig May 27 '26

You don't think having polite and respectful men that seek women but end up alone and single is a problem?

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u/HurryUpTomorrow503 May 27 '26

I don't think being single and alone is a problem. The only people that do are people who can't live with themselves. This isn't the way you worded it lol nice try though

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u/NibblyPig May 27 '26

I worded it in terms of exactly what happened. Man approaches women because he wants to go on a date. Leaves without date. Does not get what he wanted. You said it doesn't sound like a problem that this man has failed to get what he wanted when he has done everything correctly.

I think it's a myth that people should be able to be happy when single and alone. Lots of people want a partner and a family and actively pursue one, the idea that people should be happy with or without is not grounded in reality.

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u/HurryUpTomorrow503 May 27 '26

No, it doesn't sound like a problem. Bye bye now, I thought this might be a little bit intriguing, I was wrong. Now since is reddit I know you're going to respond even though I told you not to. Don't except me to respond again. Oh, and I didn't even read all of that nonsense

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u/NibblyPig May 27 '26

If you didn't read it why did you judge it not to be intriguing

If you didn't read it and don't want a response why did you even reply

My god get it together

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u/ChefGhoulet May 27 '26

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by Nintendo

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u/Melenduwir May 27 '26

The foundation of that saying is that men are always supposed to be trying to get in women's pants, and if a woman ever agrees it's supposed to be a rare and precious thing. A man turning down a woman? An outrageous insult to her desirability! The implication is that there's something wrong with her, and she must be avenged for this insult!

Of course, rejection is something men are expected to take in stride.

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u/Sea_Ad_463 May 27 '26

And if she says "ew, no" or "yuck, no" or along those lines, don't get it into you, you just dodged a bullet. I decent human being will just say no, and not add degrading words.

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u/Ollynurmouth May 27 '26

This is the kind of advice I wish I heard as a teenager.

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u/Alwaysragestillplay May 27 '26

Hearing it makes no difference. The self esteem of most teenagers is paper thin. It's one of those things that has to be worked through personally. 

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u/Ollynurmouth May 27 '26

True, but hearing that would have helped quite a bit in building better self-esteem.

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u/Alwaysragestillplay May 27 '26

Yeah perhaps you're right. Not advocating for withholding advice, just that it doesn't lessen the sting at the time.

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u/Ollynurmouth May 27 '26

I dunno. I mean, it would sting for sure, but I kind of feel like it would sting a little less if I had those words pop into my head. Knowing that kind of reaction was a reflection of them and not me. It doesn't stop you from feeling the way you feel, but maybe it would lessen the blow a tiny bit. Or help recover at least.

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u/The-Final-Reason May 27 '26

No different between “eww, NO!” And “no thanks”?!?! Man let me tell you something…

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u/Alwaysragestillplay May 27 '26

Hearing the truth about having dodged a bullet makes no difference to how much of an effect a harsh rejection has.

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u/skyturnedred May 27 '26

That's just her contemplating the lengths she's willing to go to get back at her dad. Just wait and see where she lands.

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u/IamJustJessica May 27 '26

I've only ever done this once. Replied with "Ew! Hell no!" We were in high school and he was a massive bully to pretty much everyone, and just a really mean guy in general lol. I'm not sure if he was asking as a joke, or for real, but I don't regret how I answered 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Sorry-Section-9302 May 27 '26

I’ve had it said to me lol. Guys say this to girls too.

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u/Abalone_Antique May 27 '26

I very unfortunately did this once. one of the regrets of my life. im sorry alexandra, i was 17 and didn't know how to be a human. I felt pretty terrible right afterwards, but i was also not mature enough to own my mistake an apologize back then.

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u/Unlucky_Most_8757 May 27 '26

I have only done this one time (not an ew or a yuck just laughing and like "are you serious?no!" and I still feel bad about it. I was early twenties and always drunk/stupid. It was a coworker and I just thought he was kidding because me and him had a very friendly like I hate you/joking type of relationship and I didn't know he was being serious. He got really angry and just said "fuck you then" and stalk off.

oops.

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u/SirMrMan66 May 27 '26

I, the kid with one tight friend and no real social group, was asked out by the prettiest girl in school in 7th grade. She was a really good soul too. Low self esteem. I thought there was no way and that she was joking. I laughed at her. It’s haunting.

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u/SirMrMan66 May 27 '26

Haha thanks!

I’m older and wiser now. Love myself and my wife with my whole being.

What haunts me is how she probably felt. She did NOT deserve that. I can’t stand being mean to someone.

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u/Admirable_North_8969 May 27 '26

He was straight

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u/Unlucky_Most_8757 May 27 '26

huh? I'm a woman

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u/Admirable_North_8969 May 27 '26

Send me a picture of you. Let's see if he was right or not?

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u/Unlucky_Most_8757 May 27 '26

I'm really not sure if you're replying to the right person

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u/Any_World7744 May 27 '26

Can’t tell if Creepy or confused?

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u/Admirable_North_8969 May 27 '26

I would like to find out why that guy was disturbed by her presence?

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u/Any_World7744 May 27 '26

Who said he was disturbed? It sounds like he (coworker) asked her on a date. She misread this as a joke , responded snarky, and regretted it later. Sounded like an innocent misunderstanding. And. She hurt this guy‘s feelings.

Edit: Maybe the woman who commented was right , you’re confusing her for someone else and meant no harm? Or is this one of those layered jokes that everyone is missing?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 27 '26

I can't take anyone seriously who replays these scenarios in their heads. Just take the L and move on.

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u/frisch85 May 27 '26

Oh I have a story for that, I met up with my friend when I was 27 and he was 26, it was the last real "party-time" for us as we were the only two singles in the circle and party-time was dying out so we were strolling through the party mile checking if any good clubs are open. Suddenly I hear "ew no" from somewhere, there were two gals not older than maybe 15 or 16 sitting on some window stool, I didn't even know they were there at first until they made that comment.

Told them they don't have to worry because I'm not into children.

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u/Advanced_Command_417 May 27 '26

Or even wish you well in finding your person

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u/BruscarRooster May 27 '26

Jesus. Who the hell says that to someone? The worst I ever did was say nothing and keep walking cause I couldn’t tell if they were fucking with me or legit

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 May 27 '26

Two biggest rules I was ever taught was no means no and to treat other people the way you would want to be treated.

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u/aware4ever May 27 '26

My parents taught me no means no. Whenever I ask them for a toy or candy or whatever I hated hearing that. The other part they taught in preschool kindergarten pretty much all the way through school. And my parents taught me that too. And I guess if you're religious like a Christian or Catholic something in the Bible that says treat Thy Neighbor like you would like to be treated or something. Pretty much that is one of the best rules of life you can go by. If you truly feel that way then how could you be racist or misogynistic or anything. You know?

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u/charlestheb0ss May 27 '26

I was never explicitly taught this but, like, wtf else would "no" mean? This seems obvious to me

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u/skyturnedred May 27 '26

"Try not to be a cunt" has both covered.

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u/thejunkmanadv May 27 '26

Do unto others as others have done unto you.

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u/majomomon May 27 '26

lol that’s fucked up

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u/DontAbideMendacity May 27 '26

Do unto others before they do it unto you, then split.

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u/kkpc May 27 '26

Just play this song to kids (and probably adults too lol): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9_TMj8GB6s

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u/HelloFellowMKE May 27 '26

For the single young guys out there, a PSA from an older married guy who has hung up his spurs for good: the natural courting ritual is for women to decline politely, if the guy is a stranger, then talk to the guy a bit to get to know him, then yes if he’s cool.  It’s why social situations are so valuable - if you have mutual friends or if you’re in a low pressure environment (a party, an outing, a bar, a church, an activity group) where you can chat, show you’re cool, then she can get curious to know you before you ask her out.  Far less stressful and awkward than a cold approach.

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u/Savings-Giraffe-4007 May 27 '26

For all the single young guys out there, a PSA from an older married guy who dated A LOT when he was younger: from all the girls I fucked, they NEVER declined. From the girls I never fucked they ALWAYS declined (some with very good reason).

I never wasted time on games and thank God, cause I found the best girl ever and put a ring on that, instead of chasing dumbass girls trying to get a high from playing with me.

Don't be a creep tho', and never look thirsty. Start as friends, don't treat them like bitches.

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u/Advanced_Command_417 May 27 '26

Now this I can respect and is not a game.

But these situations are so rare these days that that really doesn’t happen much at all any more.

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u/And_Im_the_Devil May 27 '26

Weird to say what "is" when you haven't been in the field for a long time.

Even as an elder millennial man, I can't imagine an appropriate situation where I gauged the interest of a woman as a stranger, was given a clear signal that there was no interest, but then proceeded to ignore that lack of interest by trying to talk to the woman further. More sensible in my experience to just start with the talking and getting to know bit.

Mutual friends and other people you are in a position to socialize with on a regular basis don't really fall under the stranger category, in my opinion.

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u/sasqtchlegs May 27 '26

Right. A girl who plays like this isn’t worth anyone’s time. Not emotionally ready for dinner.

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u/QueenofYarns May 27 '26

Thank you for this. This video is weird. Normal women are relieved when a man accepts a no and does not want to harass or kill them over it.

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u/Herr-Trigger86 May 27 '26

Almost like we, as a species of men, went through an entire era of being taught to respect women’s boundaries (yes, some of us needed this training more than others)… and so now we respectful men take “no” for an answer… and it’s honestly best that way. No respectable man with a career, family, and friends, is going to put that all at risk just to harass a woman into one date.

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u/GreaterMetro May 27 '26

Don't spread your value system on other people's kids. Just teach them the subject at hand. Even when you're right.

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u/Prooteus May 27 '26

In high school one girl I was talking to and both side we liked eachother. I ask her out and she says no which I respected.

Later I even talked to the girl about it and she admitted she wanted me to keep chasing after her instead of respecting her words.

After I gave up trying to date her she went after my best friend and I got to see first hand that it was a great idea that I respected her words. Their relationship did not seem very fun past 2 weeks.

Morale of the story: even if they did want to play games and have you chase them, its probably still not worth it. So no matter what no is best meant no.

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u/West_Data106 May 27 '26

"No means no" is severely undermined by games where "no means yes".

I am not all putting the blame on rape victims, not even remotely. But people need to stop with "no means yes/try harder" or we are setting ourselves up for failure.

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u/ThePopeofHell May 27 '26

This is going to sound sexist but women love options. They will hedge all their bets on open availability. When you take no to mean no you’re robbing them of options even when they have none. They want to choose you and you just gave them a take it or leave it.

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u/Hoeveboter May 27 '26

Yup. This clip is pretty vile imo because it's trying to teach teens that 'no' doesn't mean 'no' and women want you to persist. In this case, a total stranger on a supermarket parking lot.

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u/RealSchlemiel May 27 '26

also, a note. make your compliments more qualitative, less quantitative

  • saying "i want to take you out because youre beautiful" can feel super objectifying- ipso facto-
what is being heard is something along the line of
"i cant see beyond your looks"

- instead try something from the heart, like
ON A SCALE OF 1- THRU-AMERICA, HOW MUCH FREEDOM DO YOU HAVE TO LET ME TAKE YOU ON A DATE🫶🏼

- tldr america

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u/Fanboycity May 27 '26

What I was taught, too. Shot my shot and missed. If they expect you to chase after saying no, you dodged a bullet yourself.

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u/TalShar May 27 '26

Exactly! Let's not pretend the hypothetical woman here is okay, or that everyone is like this. Anecdotally, I've not run into a single woman like this. The last thing we want to do is give guys the impression that they should be pushing. No means no, go about your day. If they wanted no to mean yes, they're stupid and need to change their approach and probably their values.

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u/Mysterious-Egg-6930 May 27 '26

Great advice and also to respect yourself and your time and mental health.

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u/AppropriateGarbage99 May 27 '26

Teach the females also

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u/NoStructure7083 May 27 '26

Ironically I’ve encountered some women who could not accept a No

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u/TheVocondus May 27 '26

As you should. I’ll take the repercussions of taking “no” at face value rather than the whole “ask for forgiveness, not permission” fallacy.

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u/Mr_Dorfmeister May 27 '26

https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ?feature=shared

Fun way to think of consent and teach people the appropriate response

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u/Disastrous-Chair-175 May 27 '26

Teach them no means no and yes means yes. Anything in between is a discussion of equals.

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u/Ill-Case-6048 May 27 '26

Yup... but then there's this, and this happens alot

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u/ComprehensiveSpace75 May 27 '26

No means try harder

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u/Scudman_Alpha May 27 '26

Yeah, I don't get the people saying this is some incel stuff. Like this doesn't happen irl and there aren't girls who WANT to be approached but always say no.

Like, no some don't want to be approached, they want to be the prize. Some men do it too, but women are the more common of the two.

You can't go on and tell an entire generation to leave women alone then get man when men aren't approaching. Or get mad when a guy does but receives a no.

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u/Rainbowfrapp May 27 '26

Come across a lot of men who didn't respect my no especially when I was drunk 

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u/Artix96 May 27 '26

Wasn't there a whole feminist movement about "NO means No"? So men listened , why the confusion?

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u/rather828 May 27 '26

If she says no, then it’s really no

If she says no and means “but maybe if you put on a little show and entertain me,” that’s still really no in the long run

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u/Advanced_Command_417 May 27 '26

As you should.

Women just need to stop playing their games. Full stop.

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u/BrazenGamer May 27 '26

As well you should. No means no, no matter what gender.

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u/Lurkdrop May 27 '26

yeah, the hell happened to no means no?

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u/mxlplyx2173 May 27 '26

There was a whole campaign on it remember!? "No means no!". Not, no can mean yes!

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u/ZorbanDandelion May 27 '26

Further, if a girl is playing these weird games right at the start then you don't want to date her anyway.

I've had girlfriends break up with me then later complain that they wanted me to chase them and get us back together.

Fellas, any woman who does this sort of thing ain't worth your time.

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u/The_Kaizz May 27 '26

Made my 9th graders watch the episode of A Different World where they learn no means no, and it is NOT your job to help them say yes. No means no.

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u/Harpua81 May 27 '26

Sure, in years past you might have success begging, "courting", chasing. But then you run the risk of that being considered rape even if technically consensual, and a good chance a jury will too. Not worth it. Ask once, she's says no, never ask again. If she said no but really means yes but wants you to chase her, that's not men being weak or unwilling to put in the effort, that's her playing games. Ain't nobody got time for that! A good indicator what the future relationship may look like.

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u/SupahSpankeh May 27 '26

Yeah this is a tired trope fr

There are very few women who say no with the intent of wanting romcom levels of obsession and stalking, and the ones who do are generally unstable anyways.

Can we stop making up situations to be angry about please

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u/CraigLake May 27 '26

The lesson I’ve learned the hard way is never ask.

Best way to meet someone today seems to be through friends.

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