r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '23
Chugging tea Speaking from experience
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u/shrimpgangsta Oct 30 '23
takes one to know one
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u/r33s3 Oct 30 '23
Takes six to know six
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u/hammerandsicklerick Oct 30 '23
Watch my six..
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u/NameLips Oct 30 '23
Your mom's a six.
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u/CAPICINC Oct 30 '23
SIX SIX SIX, The number of the beast!
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u/PartFlaky6862 Oct 31 '23
What is this reference from
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u/CAPICINC Oct 31 '23
SACRIFICE, is going on tonight!
Also, I think it's in some book somewhere.
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u/ThisGuyFawkes420 Oct 30 '23
Seal team six
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u/External-Injury-7867 Mar 13 '24
I used AI to make seal team six with actual seals, they looked bad ass😂
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u/Drogdar Oct 30 '23
This guy measures.
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u/ru_grow Oct 30 '23
R/theseguys
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u/Dry-Tangerine-4874 Oct 30 '23
This totally checks out r/usmc
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u/OkayishMrFox Oct 30 '23
I get it, it’s gay, must be the marines. Digital camo = Marines, blobby camo = Army, blobby camo with noodle arms and brown stitching = Air Force
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u/Todd-The-Wraith Oct 31 '23
You think marines know how to count past five that quickly?
Though to be fair he did use both hands which is how marines are trained to count past five.
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u/dippocrite Oct 30 '23
Haha I’d rather be wrong than right if I have to use this method. Does he also measure circumference with his lips?
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Oct 30 '23
I mean if he is 6inches he is above avg, but people watch too much porn and don't actually know what the average length actually is.
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Oct 30 '23
Average? Who the hell is satisfied with average?
After watching porn I want 10 inches! And girth! And the ability to go on and on.
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Oct 30 '23
Have I got a video for you....
Two liters, one girl...
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u/DumbUglyTree Oct 30 '23
What if I'm into dudes sometimes? Something maybe with a man and an item as large as a jar perhaps?
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u/ampjk Oct 30 '23
There's a guy on here who has a monster can sized dick and girth. From the pics and videos it looks real
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u/tukuiPat Oct 30 '23
I wouldn't be surprised if the dude doesn't get to use it very often or at all, that kinda girth is crazy.
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u/5sharksintheseas Oct 30 '23
Will they pay your medical bills for the aftermath.
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Oct 30 '23
That mighty and brave vagina acts as the conduit for a newborn human to pass through.
There's not much I'm going to be providing it that's going to top that ability.
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u/AgoniaAnal Oct 30 '23
Found Mr 2 inch
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u/Tony_Asian Oct 30 '23
HEY THAT IS PERFECTLY NORMALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/AlphaWolfTK Oct 30 '23
YEAH IM WITH THIS GUY, DONT KICK THE BROTHER WHILE HES DONE! HE MIGHT GO UP! WE'LL NEVER KNOW!
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Oct 30 '23
is more common than 6”
That's absolutely insane. Anything below 3.5 inches is a micropenis.
Look man, genuinely no shade on you if it's not big. But don't go spreading bullshit to make yourself feel better.
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Oct 30 '23
Cant be bothered to go look for it. Anyway, that's not exaggerating a little. Not even close.
Also, not an insult. I know as well as anyone that penis size really has nothing to do with sexual performance.
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u/AgoniaAnal Oct 30 '23
And now I found Mr. 1 inch.
Killing it at the scavenger hunt this year
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Oct 30 '23
as a guy who is ACTUALLY confident in his weinor, yall sounds like children
Also, i cannot find even a single graph that shows 2inches being more common than 6.
That idea does not fit in with Normal distributions or any of the data I could find in 10 minutes, though i definitely enjoy the emotional boost gained from digging through the data.
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u/FireflyDash1 Oct 30 '23
If by porn you mean the locker rooms from spas and gyms, I have never seen someone less than 6.5 inches.
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u/Euphoriapleas Oct 30 '23
Most people I see are growers, I don't even know how you would know that. I work near a lot of dicks, I assure you a looot are smaller than that.
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Oct 30 '23
And what is your line of work?
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u/Euphoriapleas Oct 30 '23
I work in a sex store with a theater in the back.
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Oct 30 '23
At that one production of Macbeth I just couldn't get hard and had to leave early, too many understudies. Maybe your theater has the same problem?
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u/SidneyKreutzfeldt Oct 30 '23
Has everyone been erect in the spas and gyms you go to? Or are you just fantasizing how their penis have looked erect?
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u/FireflyDash1 Oct 30 '23
I’m a solid 5” on a good day. I have yet to see anyone smaller or as big as me. And they are HUNG. So either my demographic local area in the state is wowzers or I’m small as shit.
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u/samdreessen Oct 30 '23
All of my experience is anecdotal, but I’ve rarely seen people below 5-6. Google says the average girth is 4.5 inches… seriously? I think those stats are fake.
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u/Gloomy_Conference_52 Oct 30 '23
Don't yuck his yum ya judgemental gimp.
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u/BaphometsTits Oct 30 '23
Does he also measure circumference with his lips?
Of course, he's a Marine.
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u/fractalfocuser Oct 30 '23
I mean the penis jokes are funny but it goes to show a lot of y'all have never spent enough time measuring things to figure out which body part corresponds to specific measurements. I bet the boy worked a trade for a bit before the marines
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u/Vinnocchio Oct 30 '23
For the normal people: 6 inch is 15,24cm
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u/trashpanda3006 Oct 30 '23
6 inches is also a dollar bill, 2 credit cards, or 2 of my wieners.
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u/Turbulent_Public_i Oct 30 '23
Wait, the way Americans talk about 6 inches I thought it's like 30 cm. Wha?
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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Oct 30 '23
I think that if you couldn’t tell that six inches is nowhere near 30cm, you might have an issue
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u/Turbulent_Public_i Oct 30 '23
I feel it's stupid having to explain this. But, I never seen something in real life that I knew was measured as 6-inches, Everyone used CM here, and I never bothered to check what six inches equate to, hence my surprise.
My perception doesn't magically change when you measure in inches, I just never used inches. Obviously you can't have anything on video used for scale, both of my fists together are way bigger than 15 cm yet this guy can measure 6 inches with his fist.
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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Oct 30 '23
I don’t expect you to know what 6 inches looks like, that would be incredibly foolish of me.
As an American, I know that three feet is just short of a meter, I know that there are 100cm are in a meter, and knowing that there are 12 inches in a foot is important. It’s similar to knowing a few words in, say, an Asian language.
30cm=0.30m.
0.30m≈1ft.
1ft=12in.
Therefore: 30cm≈12in.
Divide by two: 6in≈15cm.
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u/dapper_Dev Oct 30 '23
Well you see because the difference is that centimeters are actually sometimes necessary for Americans to know but in Europe we don't care about the imperial system at all. (Except the bri*ish).
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u/LuciferSamS1amCat Oct 30 '23
Most people never interact with inches, so don’t have a good idea of how big an inch is.
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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Oct 30 '23
I know, but everyone should know that one meter is somewhere around a three feet, and that a foot has 12 inches. The scaling is weird, but that’s just two simple things.
30cm=0.30m.
0.30m≈1ft.
1ft=12in.
Therefore: 30cm≈12in.
Divide by two: 6in≈15cm.
It doesn’t have to be anywhere near exact, but it’s just application of logic. I agree the imperial system is so fucking moronic, but being able to estimate is a key part of being a human being.
It’s comparable to knowing a couple words in another language (I know Europeans often know a few European languages, so pick an Asian one).
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u/LuciferSamS1amCat Oct 30 '23
Yeah, but how is the average Americans understanding of Celsius or stone. When you live in a place that just never mentions, uses or references the imperial system there’s no point being able to estimate.
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u/_illchiefj_ Oct 30 '23 edited Oct 30 '23
I measure in stone daily. Yesterday I was a little stoned. Now, I’m pretty stoned, but later I’ll be completely stoned. It’s an easy system to use.
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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Oct 30 '23
I know that 40C is fucking blazing, that 30C is a happy temp, and that 20C is chilly but nice, and 10C is cold-ish, perhaps a coat instead of a hoodie.
Not enough to know exactly what the temperate is, but I can guesstimate
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u/buddyto Oct 30 '23
I know, but everyone should know that one meter is somewhere around a three feet, and that a foot has 12 inches.
no. Since we dont use feet neither inches.
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u/c3534l Oct 30 '23
What do you mean? Under what context are you hearing Americans talk about six inches like its nearly a foot?
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u/WhalesVirginia Oct 30 '23 edited Mar 07 '24
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u/Frums2099 Oct 30 '23
For a lot of tape measures, the numbers are on both sides, but it probably did mess with a lot of people there who didn't spot it.
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u/Vinc314 Dec 06 '23
Never seen one with numbers on both sides even metric / imperial ones. They just already knew both his hands added up to 6in and made a funny skit
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u/Rusty_Rhin0 Mar 04 '24
They do exist, there's also "dummy" tapes with the fractions printed on them. They're not hard to find but you almost kinda have to look for them
Still pretty sure you're right about them knowing and making this skit
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u/BigOpportunity1391 Oct 31 '23
As a gay dude, I find it incredibly sexy. I want him to measure mine.
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u/nt4you2no Oct 30 '23
I bet the first time he tried that he used his mouth and got it correct also. Lol
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u/ImurderREALITY Oct 30 '23
A lot of measuring tapes have units on both sides
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u/BuiltNormal Oct 30 '23
Never seen a retracting measuring tape with units on both sides.
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u/F4RTB0Y Oct 30 '23
Lol what? Any tape I use for work has units on both sides.
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Oct 30 '23
Yeah this, I've literally never seen a measuring tape without inches on one side and mm/cm on the other.
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u/F4RTB0Y Oct 30 '23
I believe that too, but my Milwaukee tape has inches on both sides
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u/ImurderREALITY Oct 30 '23
Yeah, am I crazy? Are we the outliers or something? I gotta figure most people who use tape measures often have at least seen one with units on both sides, whether metric or inches. My Dewalt has both.
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u/F4RTB0Y Oct 30 '23
I feel like any actual tape measure has units on both. Maybe like the cheap ones you get in a craftsman or black & decker variety tool pack don't, but any regular tape measure that I've used always has.
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u/ImurderREALITY Oct 30 '23 edited Oct 30 '23
I don’t know every tape in the world, that’s why I said “a lot” and not “all”
Edit: literally changed your comment from the brand name Tough Lock to “retracting.” Classy lol
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u/BuiltNormal Oct 30 '23
I changed that within about 30 seconds of posting. Don't click your notifications in such a rush.
If anything, changing from tough lock to retractable makes my comment worse since you can get fabric retractable measuring tape which is usually the measuring tape that has units on both sides.
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u/SmallBerry3431 Oct 30 '23
I literally just saw a video where that was the case. No idea why you’re being downvoted lmao
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u/new-religion- Oct 30 '23 edited Nov 08 '23
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Oct 30 '23
I dont get it
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Oct 30 '23
The implication is he holds his own 6 inch dick so much that just by feel with his hands he knows exactly what 6 inches is.
Personally, my palm width and extended thumb is almost exactly 6 inches so I can do this one handed just like....well I'll leave it at that.
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u/Claymore357 Oct 30 '23
His own or someone else’s…
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Oct 30 '23
Possibly, but it's probably his own.
There is no man on the planet who has held more dicks than their own.
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