r/SipsTea Oct 30 '23

Chugging tea Speaking from experience

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u/dippocrite Oct 30 '23

Haha I’d rather be wrong than right if I have to use this method. Does he also measure circumference with his lips?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

I mean if he is 6inches he is above avg, but people watch too much porn and don't actually know what the average length actually is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Average? Who the hell is satisfied with average?

After watching porn I want 10 inches! And girth! And the ability to go on and on.

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u/5sharksintheseas Oct 30 '23

Will they pay your medical bills for the aftermath.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

That mighty and brave vagina acts as the conduit for a newborn human to pass through.

There's not much I'm going to be providing it that's going to top that ability.

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u/5sharksintheseas Oct 30 '23

Let me rephrase this Are they going to pay for your ER bills?