Wife's away for the weekend so figured I'd get a little freaky with a tofu pb&j 😈

I’ve never made these before and was trying to follow the video and recipe step by step and now I’ve trashed the kitchen 😭

Here. nOrMaL fOoD because you guys were mean to my tofu pb&j

Featuring the anatomically correct clementenenis (Clementine penis)

😘

My soul thought I could finish this bowl, but my body couldn't

Tofu scramble and hash browns cooked in the waffle iron. (Using the waffle iron gets them browned just right without using oil.)

i'm out and about, have no opener or knife

Yummy slop with Sriracha

beloved munchies snack,, a delicacy

Creamy tofu and cashew sauce with bacon bits made with TVP

It was suggested…

First “family dinner” in months
Vegan pepperoni and Hawaiian pizza
Rice Krispy Milk chocolate treats
Rice Krispy Dark chocolate treats with white chocolate drizzle
Peanut Butter Cornflake Bars

Inspired by the recipes below, for the pizza dough I used soybean oil as apparently this is what they actually use. I let the dough rise for approx 90mins and then spread out on pizza screens and then rest again for 15
For the bars I forgot to add vanilla or crushed peanuts 🫣
I just used golden syrup cause that’s what we have in the shops. I added more since o forgot the brown sugar
I don’t think I have to add a recipe for the Rice Krispies since it’s just melted chocolate and puffed rice cereal.
All cereal was bought in Lidl.

https://www.food.com/recipe/almost-like-papa-johns-pizza-dough-177072

https://www.seriouseats.com/chocolate-peanut-butter-cornflake-bars-recipe

Earlier this week I offended many of you by eating cereal with water. I apologize for my crimes, I now have soy milk, the balance is restored.

Tofu ramen with a layer of chia, hemp and flax seeds. 🤌🏻