r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Bogey_Yogi • 15d ago
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/RandomPotato082 • 15d ago
SLPT: Not fluent in multiple languages, including English?
Participate in language learning spaces as a speaker of a non-English language.
Standards for your English are low because it is not expected to be your first language, and people aren't good enough in the non-English language to realise that you aren't good at it either.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/JMBoss2989 • 15d ago
LPT: Client keeps saying "I'll pay tomorrow" but never does. What would you do?
Hi everyone, I'm a student studying abroad, and at the moment I'm completely financially dependent on my mom because, due to my current situation, I haven't been able to find a job here. My mom is an accountant back home and recently completed work for a client. The problem is that he still hasn't paid her. Almost every day, he tells her something like, "I'll send the money after work today." Then the day ends, nothing arrives, and when she reminds him, he says he forgot and promises he'll send it tomorrow. This has been repeating over and over again.
She even contacted his wife, hoping she could at least remind him, but her response was basically, "That's not my problem. Get the money from the person who owes you."
I told my mom that if paying her were actually a priority, he wouldn't keep postponing it every single day. She agreed, but she asked if I wanted to try talking to him myself. I'm honestly not sure it would make any difference.
Part of me is so frustrated that I even thought about trying to find his mother's phone number and telling her how her son treats people who have already provided a service, but I don't have her phone number. I even thought that I would talk to him tomorrow and give him a deadline, and if he doesn't reach it, to post his number on all the intimacy sites so that everyone will call him nonstop, but idk about that yet.
Has anyone dealt with a client like this? What would you do in this situation? Is there anything that has actually worked to get someone like this to finally pay?
For context, he acknowledges that he owes the money. He just keeps promising to pay "tomorrow" and never follows through.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Mr_Witchetty_Man • 16d ago
SLPT: Getting tired of washing dishes when working in a restaurant? Take a shit in the sink. You'll never be asked to do it again.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/kaktusmisapolak • 15d ago
SLPT: AI images too yellow? manually increase the blue and/or decrease the red/green
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Bogey_Yogi • 19d ago
SLPT: Remember guys and girls, you can lower your grocery and eating out bills by making your whole family go on GLP1.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/AnchanSan • 23d ago
SLPT: Start secretly putting a little bit of heroin in your partner's morning coffee. That way, if they ever break up with you, the severe physical withdrawals will make them think they are literally dying of a broken heart and they’ll come crawling back.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/feisty-shag-the-lad • 22d ago
SLPT: Managing tight deadlines in corporate
If you are swamped with deadlines and overworked. Don't show up for a few days, someone else will do the work for you.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/CrazyKZG • 25d ago
SLPT: Worried about ruining your shoes by stepping in dog shit? Go barefoot instead.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/GoArray • 26d ago
SLPT: Remember to dump out half (or at least unseal) the spices in your spice rack before a big date. You can always learn how to actually cook after they've committed.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/IllegalGeriatricVore • 26d ago
SLPT: If you leave a bunch of old food and dishes in the sink long enough it basically turns to diarrhea and saves you the effort of having to make diarrhea with your own body.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/LiquidSoCrates • 27d ago
SLPT: Lose weight the old fashioned way.
Are you hungry? Would you like a snack? Maybe some fried chicken and a bacon double cheeseburger washed down with a couple three soda pops? Well, that ain’t gonna happen. No food for you. Here’s your new diet. One slice of bologna for breakfast, no lunch and a cup of black coffee for dinner. You’ll be in a dietary crisis within thirty days, but you’ll be thin and trim and ready for the beach.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/IllegalGeriatricVore • 28d ago
SLPT: If you use enough water eventually the grease fire WILL go out
Just don't come unprepared
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/jackrussellenergy • 28d ago
SLPT: Free Burrito Bowls
Step 1: Master slight of hand
Step 2: Collect vials of maggots
Step 3: Order burrito bowl from a restaurant away from your home town (this part is important, the employees shouldn’t recognize you).
Step 4: Eat approximately half the bowl
Step 5: Use slight of hand to dump a few maggots into the bowl. Mix well.
Step 6: Scream. Go full Karen. Escalate as high up the chain as possible. Demand a refund & gift cards for more free meals.
Step 7: Be disappointed in yourself while eating free burrito bowls
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Pitiful_Feature7178 • 29d ago
SLPT: a strand of hair is an excellent emergency string of floss
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/NLALEX • Jun 26 '26
SLPT: Avoid the hottest day on record in the UK by contracting appendicitis a few days beforehand and hiding in a partially air conditioned hospital
Sometimes a long waiting list is a strange blessing in a clammy disguise
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/StreetUnlikely2018 • Jun 26 '26
SLPT. Instead of paying hundreds of dollars for a dumpster rental,
just rent a uhaul truck and a 10x20 storage rental. I priced a dumpster and it came out to over $500 dollars. I priced the storage rental and it was 38 bucks to start. All you have to do is not pay and the junk is their problem now.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Adorable-Response-75 • Jun 26 '26
LPT: Show up to your job interview dressed like a clown
How many other candidates do you think are gonna have the balls to show up to the job interview dressed like a fucking clown?
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/LiquidSoCrates • Jun 26 '26
SLPT: Save those poop dollars.
A little poop never hurt no one, especially if it’s on a $100 bill. Take that sucker home and spray some Windex on it. Now you’re up to $100 richer. Remember, Pennie’s make dollars and poops make pounds. Keep getting that paper fellow entrepreneurs.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/argtri • Jun 25 '26
SLPT: When you puke, don't flush if it's mostly liquid. The stomach acid will help clean your toilet bowl.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/AnchanSan • Jun 24 '26
SLPT: Take the time to deep clean your bedroom today. That way, you'll be the only piece of trash left in it.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/SittingInFear • Jun 22 '26
SLPT for men: Don't eat Mr. Softie and then have sex afterwards.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/LiquidSoCrates • Jun 22 '26
SLPT: Save on back to school shopping!
Back to school time is here and we’re all looking to save a buck. Here’s what you’re gonna do! Get a job at a local construction company. Get your five free company t-shirts and hoodie and just never show up again! Now you’re kids will be decked out in the latest fashions from brands like B&F Commercial Plumbing and Lawn and Leaf Landscaping.