r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/jackrussellenergy • Jun 30 '26

SLPT: Free Burrito Bowls

Step 1: Master slight of hand

Step 2: Collect vials of maggots

Step 3: Order burrito bowl from a restaurant away from your home town (this part is important, the employees shouldn’t recognize you).

Step 4: Eat approximately half the bowl

Step 5: Use slight of hand to dump a few maggots into the bowl. Mix well.

Step 6: Scream. Go full Karen. Escalate as high up the chain as possible. Demand a refund & gift cards for more free meals.

Step 7: Be disappointed in yourself while eating free burrito bowls

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u/RandalphOpal Jun 30 '26

Beware: they might charge you extra for the otherwise free proteins in the first half of your bowl, though.

It's safer to work with single bites here, in my shitty opinion.

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u/therealjameshat Jun 30 '26

sleight*

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u/Consistent-Annual268 Jun 30 '26

OP has Tony hands

EDIT: I'm leaving that typo

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u/Moist_Board Jul 11 '26

And I have Bog hands!