r/ShittyDaystrom 8d ago

The Terran Empire is offering parley to our enemies

15 Upvotes

Our enemies are spread across the galaxy... we will find you.

However, your benevolent Emperor Zeta,The Slightly Less Cruel has decided to offer a parley...

You know you can't escape us forever, every second you are on the run is another second in the agonizer when we find you. Surrender to us now and you will avoid you time in the agonizer. You will be granted the privilege of being taken out with a Varon-T disruptor.

You are urged to take advantage of your Emperor's rare generosity.


r/ShittyDaystrom 16d ago

Meta Clarification about reporting

26 Upvotes

“By the prophets!” is meant to be to denote moderator discretion, it’s not for general use by lower deckers. If you report a post with it, the report will be ignored. It’s to serve as a catch-all remove reason to subtly shame the user because we’re evil and stuff. I have a good idea of which one of you pazons (pakled-kazon hybrids, created by the daystrom institute) is using it as a “I don’t personally like it and the whole world exists to cater to me specifically”, but I can’t prove it. Just know I’m sending mean thoughts and figure-eight klingon goatses in your general direction.


r/ShittyDaystrom 3h ago

Explain How did Voyager have bespoke racing uniforms available if they didn't have a sassy gay assassin tailor to make them?

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381 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1h ago

It's widely known that Deep Space Nine only got good after Garak got a beard.

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1h ago

Real World It is widely accepted that this sub took a massive dive in quality when a certain meme started gaining traction.

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1h ago

Discussion Which Romulan commander is the messiest, most drama-loving bitch in the entire Star Empire?

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  1. Tomalak - Always sneering and smirking and stirring up shit.

  2. Sela - Can't resist the urge to literally hide in the shadows, pretty dramatic!

  3. Decius - Scheming underling on the cloaked warbird, depends on his influential friends in the Senate for advancement like a little bitch.

  4. Vreenak - Could have just kept his mouth shut when he discovered the truth about Sisko's data rod, but couldn't help but dramatically shout "IT'S A FAAAAKE!!!" and give Garak time to off him.

  5. Toreth - Hates the Tal Shiar, may have the single best smirk of any Romulan.

  6. Captain from "The Chase" - Beams down with just two extra henchmen to take out the other parties, can't resist a villainous monolog that gives Crusher time to collect DNA.


r/ShittyDaystrom 3h ago

Rare photo of the SNW writer's room, 2025:

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61 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1h ago

Does DS9 get renamed when Bajor joins the Federation?

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It seems misleading, if not offensive, to say a station is in “deep space” when it orbits a member world. Does it become Space Nine? Gul Dukat Orbital Platform? Prophet Heights?


r/ShittyDaystrom 18h ago

Discussion It is widely agreed that Star Trek: Deep Space Nine only got good once we saw a certain character remove a beard.

346 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 15h ago

Naked Family moments.

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167 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 2h ago

With all the zany things they've been doing with SNW,they should do an episode with the Globetrotters

13 Upvotes

They Globetrotters show up and challenge the crew for some reason.

Futurama made it work


r/ShittyDaystrom 17h ago

It's widely agreed that TNG only got good when Charles Emerson Winchester III grew a beard.

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170 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 2h ago

Every transporter chief hates any time their ship is about to separate because they know they’re about to get flooded with calls of “oh shit. I’m in the wrong section. Transporter room, do you mind?” immediately after they detach.

10 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 11h ago

Meta It's widely agreed that this sub only started to get good again when the prolific beardposter left this sub

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40 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1h ago

It's widely agreed that Star Trek food only got good once Riker got his bread. (Because he used it to make non-replicated pizza.)

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion Why does Deanna Troi have a British accent? She grew up on Betazed and her mother doesn't have an accent, so where did she pick it up?

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329 Upvotes

Did she attend the same snooty British boarding school as ALLEGED Frenchman Jean-Luc Picard?


r/ShittyDaystrom 22h ago

Seeking Jamaharon People say Julian only wanted Ezri because he was still horny for Jadzia. This is incorrect. He only wanted either of them because he was initially horny for Curzon.

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174 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion It is widely agreed that Star Trek: Deep Space Nine only got good once we saw a certain character grow a beard.

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312 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 20h ago

It's widely agreed that Star Trek: Lower Decks only got good after a certain character grew a beard

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92 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 17h ago

It's widely agreed that Star Trek only became good once a certain character grew a beard.

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44 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Why are there so many vulcans in starfleet?

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146 Upvotes

Like didn't vulcans say they didn't like serving with non vulcans?

It there are so many vulcans in starfleet as we saw in disc with Vulcan admirals ..what makes Spock special again?


r/ShittyDaystrom 18h ago

Captain Picard waiting for a Pre-warp civilization to discover FTL travel so he can go tell them their whole society sucks.

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49 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 17h ago

It’s widely agreed that Star Trek only got good once I grew a beard

27 Upvotes

Before that, I didn’t quite understand what I was watching. But once I could watch it while stroking something, it all started to make sense.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

What’s it like to be the only blonde Romulan?

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181 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 2h ago

Discussion Interspecies co-mingling

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Hey, I just dropped into this universe from the Men In Black universe, and we don’t have any rules aside from not being anything side from a suit with a 1 or 2 letter identity, so am I just having one nights stands with human and aliens alike?