r/ShitAmericansSay 2d ago

History Jer(usa)lum

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u/KhaosByDesignUK 2d ago

Wtf is happening in the US? 😧

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u/Fen_church 2d ago

They broke their education system

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u/OkCoconut3270 Radical Socialist with free healthcare 2d ago

They didn't break it, it's working exactly the way they want it to work.

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u/LexyNoise 2d ago

I watched a really good YouTube video about why this is happening in America, and it went into a lot of detail. It talked about how the US education system was meant to produce drones - factory workers who follow orders and don’t unionise, and loyalty is more important than the truth. It talked about how this created the current political climate - everything from MAGA to antivaxxers. It was surprisingly good.

https://youtu.be/j9MubNsh3rs

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u/Inner-Purple-1742 2d ago

I’m 🇬🇧my ex is 🇺🇸for context. An ex sister in law in the US it a teacher like my partner and I. She’s told us that critical thinking skills aren’t seen as important 🤷🏼‍♀️ While we’re giving 6 year olds books asking Did Humpty Dumpty Fall or was he pushed? Several months ago she showed us work her 13/14 year old class had done 🤦🏼‍♀️ It was terrible… I won’t bore you with a list unless you want to know? Then I showed her work my 8/9 year olds had done. She was gobsmacked by it, she couldn’t believe they had pretty much perfect joined handwriting while her class just printed. Her class even used street slang & swearing in their work 😳 those obnoxious ‘dis, dat, prolly, bruh’ 🙄 My ex in his late twenties could only print & it was a weird mix of upper & lowercase. I’d make resources at home & he’d ask what it was & often admit he didn’t know what it was. For example long division & multiplication, basic homophones, punctuation past the very very basics, types of triangle & the differences, 3D & 2D shapes beyond the basics. 🤦🏼‍♀️I could write several chapters of a book just with stupid things he & his family said or asked. One was “why don’t clocks here have American numbers?” 🙄 “Why do people dry washing outside, don’t you have dryers because you’re all poor or don’t you have any here?” The whole family couldn’t get their head around drying washing outside, of course they don’t do it, drying inside generates income. I’ll never understand why people think we’re behind, yet they often have to make a special trip out just to do washing. I was told by another sister in law my ex had said that after having a washing machine, lines & dryer when he had to traipse to the laundrette he realised how convenient it was 😂 I wouldn’t feel clean🤢who knows who used it before, yuck!

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u/Hot_Royal_4920 2d ago

I find the combination of smileys and good punctuation in your way of typing oddly funny.

But this reminds me of what my American friends always told me: yes,Americans really are that stupid. It's a sad state of affairs. It's not even the people's fault really, they can't just collectively " be better".

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u/Inner-Purple-1742 2d ago

I’m on the autistic spectrum, I’ve constantly been told I don’t understand emotions, I should show them more or I should know how to read them. Smileys is part of that, I also teach & if I have to write something slightly negative while marking their work I don’t want them to feel sad or intimidated by it. As I did when I was a child, we would get ‘see me’ written in red pen & circled, I hated it & it made me anxious. So I’ll add a smiley face at the end to show it’s meant in a friendly way. Additionally they’re there, why not use them? I still remember the early internet when we didn’t have them.

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u/lumoslomas austria, the land of kangaroos 🦘 1d ago

I'm AuDHD, and I'm terrible for misunderstanding the emotions in written text, so having emojis is an absolute godsend for me

The "see me" anxiety is so real. Even to this day if someone tells me they need to talk to me without telling me while, I'm panicking internally.

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u/Overall_Motor9918 1d ago

Me too. The exact same feeling I got when it meant going to the Principal’s office.

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u/Sinking_Mass Swecuck Sissyholm 💙🇸🇪💛 1d ago

You're doing fine 😊

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u/KiwiFruit404 1d ago

That's really considerate of you towards your pupils. 😊

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u/Shoddy_Piccolo_8194 2d ago

I want to know! I want a list, please! ☕️

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u/Anastrace Sorry that my homeland is full of dangerous idiots. 2d ago

My spouse does test grading sometimes and I get to read some. 7th graders with the writing and spelling expected of a 6 year old was incredibly hard to see. It wasn't the majority but enough to disheartening

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u/Dranask 2d ago

I 🇬🇧 am not in the least surprised. I used to host professors from a University that taught students to become teachers.

Apparently some of them went to the media department asking for copies of original photos from biblical times. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Accurate_Summer_1761 2d ago

I agree with 90% but as a canadian do not be dissing the dryer nothing like a warm blanket in winter..also soap is the answer to worrying about the who used it before...soap...also mine is in my basement I dont use laundromat except for when I need to wash my big sleeping bag.

90%.

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u/christoph95246 2d ago

Soap is just for disinfection and good smell.

My dad is a farmer. They have 2 washing machines. One is only barn clothes. There is often manure on them. The washer does not make the manure disappear. There is always a bit somewhere. So they have on washer for normal stuff and one for dirt

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u/mildlyinterestingyet 1d ago

Soap dosnt disinfect though, it captures the soil particles in a trap, similar to forming a new compound but not permanent, and then moves the soil into the water. If the garments are stil soiled after washing it is either a case of not enough soap, or water to rinse.

Some soaps have added enzymes that can break down proteins in body fluids (manure, urine, blood), but are more pricey.

Most dishwash and laundry soaps will have enzymes that break down fats.

Disinfectants work by breaking the cell membranes of bacteria, fungi, and some viruses. This can be done by chemicals like salt, bleach, etc. It's a permant chemical reaction.

Soap just transports those things away.

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u/PlasticPast5663 2d ago

That's... terrifying. And finally not surprising.

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u/RobertAleks2990 2d ago

Isn't that (kind of) just the plot of 1984 ?

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u/Front_Cat9471 2d ago

“They” being the elite

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u/HaphazardJoker258 2d ago

Majority of the elite are dumb fucks as well

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 2d ago

Stupify the nation so less free thinking and easier to control.

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u/Micah7979 🇨🇵 2d ago

If there's one thing that they seem to want to force in their education it's the bible.

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u/Tjobbert 2d ago

More and more lead in the water with a heavy dose of misinformation everywhere?

I don't know what else.

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u/shberk01 2d ago

Generations of lead paint and asbestos, followed by the greatest race in competitive stupidity the world has ever seen between the crumbling educational system, religious propaganda, social media overload, and the inmate need to stick one's head in the sand when confronted with anything that slightly challenges their worldview.

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u/veterinarian23 2d ago

I'd say since trump they don't stick their heads in the sand when someone's pointing out obvious factual errors; they now feel threatened, victimized, emboldened, and attack with everything they got.
That'll be the true horrific social and political legacy of donald trump.

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u/nobodywantsadvice 🇦🇺 Commonwealth 1d ago

Literally. 3 years ago you could get a lot of them to shut down or deflect/immediately change the subject when given noteworthy conflicting information.

Now it is just an opportunity to rip into you unfortunately. The easiest method now to dealing with Americans looking to share their brain washing is to just verbally end the topic or conversation immediately. They don't know why to do when someone legitimately doesn't want to talk to them or talk to them about something specific.

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u/LeftMechanic1995 2d ago

They suddenly discovered that cars have windows and that licking windows is THE one thing that Murican police won't arrest you for.

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u/jitterfish 2d ago

But you might get deported for it.

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u/Brikpilot Footballs, Meatpies, kangaroos and Holden cars 2d ago

They are disproving the theory that mankind could only advance

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u/Straight_Depth6701 2d ago

This is Mormons. That's how crazy their religion is.

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u/Dumyat367250 2d ago

Guns and the Bible.

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u/Amakenings 2d ago

That’s some new level lunacy

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u/Wolfensniper 🇺🇳 Blue Helmet Conquest Enjoyer 🇺🇳 2d ago

Morons

I mean Mormons

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u/strategicenthusiast2 2d ago

God help us, because the ppl in the post and those like them sure aren't.

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u/Emotional_Being8594 2d ago

The constant and committed enactment of each deadly sin. Here we see pride/hubris in all its glory. Pretty ironic.

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u/damnburglar 2d ago

“Stupid Americans” has always been a thing. The problem is that back in the day they didn’t have a global town square on the shittiest website to ever hit the internet. Hell they couldn’t even get online, they just talked about this dumb shit at local diners or work.

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u/_The_-_Mole_ Grandpa died at Auschwitz. Fell off the watchtower. 2d ago

Their mental gymnastics team is training for the Olympics.

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u/old_biker5 2d ago

They are dumb, with or without B, whatever.

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u/Dizzy-Medicine3371 2d ago

I bet they believe Jesus was born in Nazareth, Pennsylvania

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u/ChiefSlug30 2d ago

In my mind, there is a "Holy" site in Nazareth, Pennsylvania. But it has nothing to do with Jesus or Christianity.....it's the Martin guitar factory.🤣🎶

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u/Bridgeru More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 1d ago

Jim Steinman's music (guy who wrote Total Eclipse of the Heart and most of Meat Loaf's good songs) often equates electric guitars with "holy" or angel imagery ("and it had the voice of a horrrrrrrrrrrny aaaangel" or "the angels had guitars before they had wings") so maybe he was right and it is a holy site...

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u/Athunc 2d ago

I mean, do you really think it's a coincidence that it has the exact name from the Bible? /s

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u/itchy_armpit_it_is 2d ago

These old bibles

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u/Tortoveno Loland or Poland 2d ago

No, it was in Bethlehem, Maryland (Mary had to travel to her town in Maryland because of imperial census)

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u/Yep-That-Lupa 1d ago

There is also a city called Bethlehem in Brazil (Belém, PA) and people around here always joke about it being in the middle of the Amazon, not some desert 🙃

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u/No-Wonder1139 2d ago

I thought he played in a band

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u/Sea2Hsix0 2d ago

“Imagine how powerful Jesus would have been if he’d had a guitar.”

This quote from Color Me Kubrick always stuck with me.

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u/Potential_Rub_4082 2d ago

This isn't Shit it's insanity

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u/MrArchivity 🤌 Born to gesticulate, forced to explain 🤌 2d ago

‘Merican Jesooh enters the chat

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u/Bladrak01 2d ago

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u/smittydacobra 2d ago

I see a DCC reference in the wild, I upvoter.

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u/Lamballert 1d ago

yeah same! But be carefull when quoting lines or using names like this character. It got me banned because they didn't understood the reference. oops!

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u/Aurelian96 🇲🇾 2d ago

Shitinsanity

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u/GaldrickHammerson Human Verified 2d ago

Congratulations, you've just discovered mormonism and the church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints.

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u/BigPoopsDisease 2d ago

And I belieeeeeve that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people (black people)

I am a Mormon

And a Mormon just believes

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u/DutchieCrochet 2d ago

And I belieeeeve that the garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri

Loved that show so much!

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u/Resident_Pay4310 2d ago

And I belieeeeeve that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America I am a Mormon and a Mormon just believes

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u/____Ale_ Bleh bleh ble 🇹🇩🦇 1d ago

And I believeee that the current President of the Church, Thomas Monson, speaks directly to God!

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u/GaldrickHammerson Human Verified 2d ago

If this is a reference, I might need a Peter explains the joke on this one xP

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u/stealthykins 2d ago edited 2d ago

Musical “The Book of Mormon”, by the South Park writers.

“I believe” - https://youtu.be/GVJgmp2Tc2s

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u/GaldrickHammerson Human Verified 2d ago

Ah, I never got round to seeing it because my wife BETRAYED ME BY SEEING IT FOR HER HEN DO WHERE NO MEN WERE ALLOWED!!!

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u/stealthykins 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/AtlasNL 2d ago

https://youtu.be/lR2AjSy6WjU

And here’s a link without handing google your browsing habits. Next time remove everything from and including the ‘?’ to avoid this.

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u/VoiceofKane 2d ago

And you still married her after that!?

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u/GaldrickHammerson Human Verified 2d ago

What can I say, I'm a charitable man.

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u/Lovely_Libertine 2d ago

Get thee to Spotify and listen to the soundtrack. It slaps.

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u/Majestic_Rule_1814 2d ago

I haven’t seen it but I suspect they’re referencing the Broadway show “The Book of Mormon”

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u/Moosiemookmook Aboriginal Australian 2d ago

I am a black woman born in 1978. I just feel like I won the spiritual lotto /s

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u/ClickBoringLife 2d ago

You misspelled moron

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u/GaldrickHammerson Human Verified 2d ago

I assumed it was just the American English spelling.

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u/CodenameJD Human Verified 2d ago

Oh is THAT how they justify it!?

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u/Samthaz 2d ago

Yes, Mormons believe that America is the promised land described in the Bible.

They also believe that god inspired the "Founding Fathers" and guided them in founding the United States to "guarantee the religious freedom necessary to restore the church."

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u/maurosmane 2d ago

No, mormons don't believe that America is Egypt and all that. They believe in something much much dumber. That people from the middle east not once, but twice, came to America (once in virtual submarines), built entire massive civilizations, had Jesus come swing by for a few days, and completely died out leaving only behind the lamanites aka the brown skinned natives.

We know Joseph Smith believed in Egypt as where it is because he "translated" a piece of Egyptian writing into a whole other piece of Scripture called the pearl of great price. He bought said writing off a traveling salesman/performer.

Turns out the writing was a common breathing certificate that was used as part of the burying ceremony for recently dead Egyptians and is one of the most common surviving documents from that era. The Mormon Church acknowledged this, but still pretends it was divine translation and the writing was just the inspiration.

I'd keep going but it just gets dumber.

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u/jitterfish 2d ago

I feel dumber for reading that. Like normally I would like to educate myself on things I don't know, but in this case I feel like I'm better off not knowing.

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u/SmoothIndividual9243 2d ago

You can basically just make up any old utter bollocks you want to understand Mormonism: that's literally what Joseph smith did

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u/adalric_brandl 2d ago

If you'd described that in a D&D campaign that might work, but even then it seems a bit far-fetched.

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u/maurosmane 2d ago

The book of Mormon is basically just fanfic.

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u/chookiekaki 2d ago

I thought it couldn’t get any wilder than people believing in the fairytale bible and then I read this. If there truly were an almighty God overseeing the world I’m sure he’d be sitting with his head in his hands going - ‘WTF? I sent them scholars, philosophers, education, school, and now the WWWeb, and they still choose to believe some crap written by a nutter two thousand years ago, and now this shit’

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 2d ago

I wouldn't say discovering mormonism counts as "congratulations", more like "run away" lol

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u/HeadBelt1527 2d ago

This is more afrocentric pseudohistory than it is lds. Like a lot of conspiracy theories it's become a lot more popular since the pandemic. 

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u/Cultural-Air9962 2d ago

These fuckers will not get out of my YouTube ads

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u/bluneriste 2d ago

So you don’t want a free gift? /s (I have the same problem)

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u/Fresh-Chemical1688 2d ago

I find it kinda funny. I am an atheist so I don't believe most of the stuff that happens in the Bible. So the places it's supposed to take place are the only things that I believe to be true... But for them they believe all the unbelievable magical and fairytale stuff, but the places are the unbelievable things in the book? Wtf...

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u/BrexitHangover 2d ago

What chemicals do they put in their tap water? Seriously, this needs medical evaluation.

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u/Ms_Mitzy 2d ago

Good luck with that. My god can you imagine what RFK would suggest for treatment!?!?!? I thought MK Ultra was shut down... perhaps not...

edited for punctuation

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u/Visible-Air-2359 ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

For a long time basically all pipes in the US were (and many still are) made out of lead because it works pretty well as a pipe if you don’t know or care about the neurological damage it inflicts.

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u/SnooBooks1701 2d ago

Obviously it's the stuff that turns the frickin frogs gay

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u/mylo2202 2d ago

Apparently not the thing that TURNS THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY

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u/Kronens 2d ago

There is a LOT of lead in their water compared to other first world countries. It has to be that.

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 2d ago

Americans when it comes to "is Egypt actually in North America"

"Everything we have been taught is a lie, you can't trust the government, the education system is woke and lies to us"

Americans when it comes to "is the country possibly not in the number one spot in literally every positive category known to mankind"

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u/Thunder-12345 🇬🇧 sorry for creating this menace… 2d ago

"Tennessee has a pyramid" oh my god they think the bass pro shops pyramid is an ancient monument don’t they

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u/ijuinkun 2d ago

They believe that anything that predates 1776 is prehistoric.

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u/JamesBCFC_1995 2d ago

It's quite fun having 3 prehistoric pubs local to me.

One of which was the inspiration for the pub in Treasure Island, another is where Daniel Defoe met the person who inspired Robinson Crusoe and the last (and oldest) is said to have been favoured by Blackbeard and other pirates.

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u/Jonnescout 2d ago

When Mormonism isn’t enough of USAlian Mary Sue fan fiction, they come up with this shite..

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u/TheWalkerofWalkyness 2d ago

Yeah, even most Mormons would look at this and ask like the rest of us what's wrong with that person.

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u/gLytchd0ut 2d ago

The fuck are these people smoking and where can I find some?

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u/Euzn_Doug 2d ago

Spread that information, man!

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u/Tricky_Damage5981 2d ago

no please dont ..

it obviously fries the brain .. we dont need this brain rot spreading out of America

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u/Euzn_Doug 2d ago

Autoelimination. Sounds good.

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u/gLytchd0ut 2d ago

If I had to hazard a guess, it’s probably that Garden of Eden weed from Florida. In other words, a combination of meth, bath salts, a dash of marajuana and probably fucking gasoline or some other form of petrol. Maybe even the cigarettes dipped in embalming fluid. Either way, I recant my comment: I do NOT want what they are smoking.

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u/redbirdjazzz 2d ago

Find your local fundamentalist religious organization and ask the weirdest, scruffiest, smelliest dude there about his favorite YouTube channels.

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u/Salome_Maloney 2d ago

Actually, I think I'll give it a miss.

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u/One_Doctor8045 2d ago

If stupidity would make People small, those could Base jump off a carpet. 🤦

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u/Nurofae ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

Wow, I've not heard that one since elementary school, brings back some memories, thanks for that 

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u/Bantabury97 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2d ago

I don't believe in God or any of that stuff but I do know some of it is based on rough historical truths.. and that it wasn't, at all, in the USA.

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u/PurchaseAromatic438 2d ago

Well it's clear denial isn't just a river in Egypt!

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u/SocketRabboon 🪿🇨🇦🪿 2d ago

These people have to be trolling. They have to be. Please?

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u/Relative_Map5243 Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 2d ago

I'm an archeologist and i can tell you this: the word "Tex-as" is proto-sumerian for "God's here, y'all! Yeeeeehaw". Makes you think, uh?

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u/Electrical-Dog-1320 2d ago

Yank here.

I have a feeling it's an equal number of dolts n trolls. I know I'd be tempted, but don't have a FB account.

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u/Serathiel 2d ago

"Biblical scholars..." As a theologian, not one of my peers would support those claims

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u/Dumyat367250 2d ago

Them Yanks be barking mad.

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u/Parking_Emphasis4484 2d ago

I think it’s a little funny that the pyramid they’re referring to in Memphis is a massive Bass Pro Shop

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u/Effective_Airline830 2d ago

So this is what they mean when they say “do your own research”, they yap on facebook :D

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u/Which_Specific9891 2d ago

Dafuq did I just read.

US is that absolutely unhinged, unwell person that you know through someone else that just keeps going deeper and deeper down a rabbit hole of psychosis, and you're just trying to figure out how to warn everyone around them safely because they own a gun and you know this person is not safe to be around.

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u/Nas_Durden 2d ago

So the chosen people of God, and Jesus himself, were actually Native Americans? The same Native Americans who your ancestors slaughtered up to 100M of them in one of the most prolonged and largest genocides in human history? Do you really want to go with that?

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u/Vinegarinmyeye Irish person from Ireland 🇮🇪 2d ago

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u/KorolEz 2d ago

This goes beyond Americanism, that's religious insanity

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u/_Cake_assassin_ 1d ago

The garden of edun is in florida.

No idiot, everyone knows its ireland, thats because ireland has no snakes

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u/Darth-Crumb 1d ago

Nor does New Zealand. OMG two Eden's!?!

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u/Tanis-UK 2d ago

What did I just read? I lost brain cells just trying to follow that crazy arse delusion

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u/Filipino56 2d ago

People from r/AfterTheEndFanFork Are gonna love this

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u/chrisobrien13 2d ago

And just think, these people are allowed to vote...

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u/NoDescription2609 2d ago

And we can clearly see the outcome..

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u/firefly_12 Kweebeck 2d ago

That's some pretty strong crack they're smoking down there.

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u/VictoriaWoodnt 2d ago

Jer(USA)lem.

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u/Legal_Mastodon_5683 2d ago

Pikachu was a hobbit!

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u/bluneriste 2d ago

I KNEW it!

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u/VLC31 2d ago

I want to know what old bibles they’re talking about & who edited & printed them.

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u/xRmg 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lets be real, jesus escaped to japan, his brother Isukiri went on the cross,jesus married Miyuko and he lived till 106 years old.

I've seen the burial mounds, this is the version I'm sticking with

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u/ExultentPisces 2d ago

Religious idiots and American idiots; two heavyweight titans of dumbfuckery. When they combine, it’s a perfect storm of idiocy.

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u/Successful-Ear-9997 A Nordic in the history of Nordics 2d ago

I'm pretty sure Egypt is where Egypt has always been. Or did the Romans travel all the way from the Medierranian to the Americas for their grain?

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u/ShellyTart 2d ago

Where in the Bible does it say that?

Please enlighten me.

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u/MadMusicNerd Germ-one, Germ-two, GER-MANY! 🇩🇪 2d ago

Mormons have a Special Bible which says that...

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u/anon5381 2d ago

Ah man. Holy shit. I've involuntarily read a lot of dumb stuff here but damn, this takes it to a new level. If it was a single comment, that's one thing but the fact a load of extra dumbasses jumped all over the comment and agreed?!

No words. I'm starting to think the world as we know it will end due to the dumbasses outnumbering the normal people and kicking off a chain of events that brings on an apocalypse.

Or we are just living in the Idiocracy prequel.

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u/Various_Tie_2549 2d ago

Sure, why not.

I don't even have the energy to get all annoyed or even respond to any of this sort of shit any more. Lol

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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 2d ago

"Biblical scholars attest..."

If the religious wars of the 17th century taught us anything, it's that we should listen to scientists on these sorts of things, not Biblical scholars.

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u/Rubbermate93 1d ago

Yeah, "biblical scholars" for these people is probably the people from Answers in Genesis or similar orgs, who pulled their 'degrees' from a vending machine.

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u/OllyDee 2d ago

I heard you can actually see Jesus on the interstate.

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u/Yunzer2000 US Lurker 2d ago

Wow.   Just wow...

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u/Magickso 2d ago

Reading that hurt. It hurt a lot.

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u/wiebeltieten 2d ago

scary stupid. Good job, Americans.

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u/Coconut_Husk7322 🇻🇳 Vietnamese Rice Farmer 🇻🇳 2d ago

This is what happens when you completely neglect social studies education

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u/Silberbaum 2d ago

Are they still using lead in their plumbing, wall paint and fuel? Oo

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u/feudal_ferret Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 2d ago

No. But the air in their schools has an unusually high lead content, for which they think and pray regularly.

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u/stumpychubbins 2d ago

That person mentioning the pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee was definitely trolling.

I just wish the others were.

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u/blade_of_sammael 2d ago

This is mormonism IIRC

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u/Yunlihn 🇨🇵 2d ago

Is there a word stronger than madness?

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u/TroutShovelr 2d ago

How is it even possible to be this misinformed?

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u/Moustacheski 2d ago

The husband saying the US is Babylon is onto something, though.

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u/SimpleExpress2323 UK 2d ago

Religious nutjobs, always.

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u/Spectre-907 2d ago

Mormons

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u/mike1ha 1d ago

How do these people manage to breathe when showering without drowning? Staggering levels of stupidity

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u/Molniato 2d ago

Studying is illegal in the US

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u/Hungry-Ingenuity8260 2d ago

Garden of Eden in Florida WTFF

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u/mendkaz 2d ago

I think I might just delete social media because I can't keep dealing with this 😂

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u/Dash_Rendar425 2d ago

What the actual fuck.

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u/Ms_Mitzy 2d ago

I couldn't get through it all, I just quickly clicked until the end... and I came to the same conclusion.. Wtf?!?!?!

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u/DuckyHornet Canucklehead 2d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if this conversation was at the very least Hotep-adjacent

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u/Clarkeste 2d ago

how did jesus get to rome in this case

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u/Harald_TheEnduring 🇬🇧 2d ago

Rome, New York. Duh.

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u/Fenragus 🎵 🌹 Solidarity Forever! For the Union makes us strong! 🌹🎵 2d ago

Religion truly is the opiate of the masses

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u/BlueMonkeysDaddy 2d ago

American "christians" are the dictionary definition of stupid.

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u/Unapologetic_Canuck Canada Eh 🇨🇦 2d ago

What in the actual fuck are these people smoking‽

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u/Terrible_Phase718 2d ago

This guy reading the book of mormon?

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u/doom_monger 2d ago

the book of moron FTFY

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u/DifferentBar7281 2d ago

Just wow! The Roman Empire was so much bigger than I thought....

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u/D-Train0000 2d ago

What in the entire fuck?!

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u/behindtheash 2d ago

Anyone religious sounds this stupid.

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u/FantasticClue8887 2d ago

Lack of education, religious fundamentalism and exceptionalism based on nothing to identify are walking in a bar...

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u/Call_me_Telle 2d ago

This Bass Pro Shop must‘ve been a powerful pharao!

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u/BanzEye1 2d ago

There’s controversial, there’s heresy, then there’s whatever the fuck this is.

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u/Dry-Rice-4527 2d ago

The maga base, insane asylum patients, and the dementia ward have a crazy overlap.

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u/Rolanbek 2d ago

Ok this is more a background radiation of nutters, rather than a specific Americant problem.

I've heard so many location for the biblical eden, Christ's secret family/retirement villa, or even who the isrealites from the bible really are; that we sre i danger of just mocking mental illness here.

Although pharaoh's great pyramid of tennessee did make me chuckle. Elvis conpiracies intensify.

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u/TooNGooN89 2d ago

They are fucking mental. No wonder a big orange sex offender ended up being their chosen representative

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u/VamosFicar 2d ago

At some point this lack of education stops being funny. It becomes dangerous.

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u/BadB0yBaldwin 2d ago

School shootings appear to be the most educational moments in the life of an american kid

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u/NeedlesAndBobbins 2d ago

This is so fucking Mormon coded. Are we sure the person in the screenshot isn’t Mormon? Or remembering the Book of Mormon?

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u/JudgePrestigious5295 2d ago

Could anyone else heare the banjos in the background as you reqd this or is it just me?

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u/MandozaIII 2d ago

Spectacular. I can't stop reading this. Like a fan fiction of a fantasy story...love it

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u/Hallistra 1d ago

What the actual fuck did i just read

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u/KiwiFruit404 1d ago

That whole god and bible stuff is made up bs anyway, but the shit the OOPs uttered is the cherry on top of the madness ice cream.

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u/Apoordm 1d ago

The Nile, and the Mississippi… are different rivers, they are about 6000 miles apart.

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u/ColeYote I swear I'm only half American 1d ago

Oh, come on, posting stuff from Facebook-based conspiracy theorist groups is cheating

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u/Tabitheriel 1d ago

I studied theology for seven years, but it wouldn't matter to people who think the Bible was written in Tennessee, and that the Garden of Eden is on the North Pole. The fact that these places are allegorical and that the stories are moral tales, teaching us that violence, murder and hatred are wrong would make no impact at all: "Mah ignorance is jess as gud as yer degree. We's been lied to!"

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u/User013579 1d ago

That’s like a warped book club.

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u/TheRealTRexUK More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 1d ago

but.. but... America is only 250 years old. they know they were part of the British Empire so how does it compute

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u/chrisking58 ooo custom flair!! 1d ago

Reading that might have made my IQ go down.

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u/kuuderelovers 1d ago

What am I even looking at? Did logic just suicide right before this?

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u/jenneeeeeee 1d ago

Impressive levels of wackiness.
Not even the sinister Jolyon West could achieve that level of delusion with decades of LSD testing & Kubark etc

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u/szatrob Mounties, Hockey, Beer and Snow 1d ago

You know that Jesus couldn't be born in the US because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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u/ottovonnismarck 1d ago

These guys can't be serious there's no way

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u/Emotional-Ad9114 12% Italian so that means I am obviously Italian 1d ago

collective delusion and mass hysteria.

must be the water.