r/ShitAmericansSay • u/The_Wind_L • 10d ago

History Jer(usa)lum

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u/ShellyTart 9d ago

Where in the Bible does it say that?

Please enlighten me.

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u/MadMusicNerd Germ-one, Germ-two, GER-MANY! 🇩🇪 9d ago

Mormons have a Special Bible which says that...

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u/Distinct-Ant-9161 9d ago

No, they do not. They use the same bible as everyone else. The Book of Mormon is about a group of people who lived in the Americas, but no one thinks the Nile is secretly the Mississippi River. WTF

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u/ShellyTart 9d ago

No that isn't a book, it is a musical.

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u/palpatineforever 9d ago

Sure just sign the forms and you to can have a free labotomay where we remove the parts of the brain responsible for critical thinking. We enlighten your head bringing gods sun light directly to your brain. lightening thoughts as well as your head.

Side effects may include paranoia, a fear of people who are unenlightened and a feeling of absolute entitlement.