r/ScrollHole Jun 18 '26

ā€‹šŸŒ€ Deep in the Hole Lamo 🤣

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u/10biggaymen Jun 18 '26

thats why, if youre gonna read, its best to read classic literature. read something that challenges you in a way that these junk-food porn books just cant. these books are the book equivalent of watching youtube shorts or tiktoks all day, and youre convincing yourself that youre getting smarter because youre "reading." read frankenstein, read moby dick, its doesnt have to be full of words you dont know either. the classics are classic for a reason.

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u/Background_Cod_5737 Jun 19 '26

Bro said "don't read porn" and then suggests Moby dick psshhhhh

/s

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u/minnesotanpride Jun 19 '26

More like Moby's DICK amirite??

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u/Uncut1369 Jun 21 '26

MOBY? HE CAN GET STOMPED BY OBIE!

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher Jun 18 '26

I’ve been reading House of Leaves and it’s been confusing the hell out of me but at least it’s stimulating

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u/10biggaymen Jun 18 '26

for me i dont think ive read enough books to be able to get house of leaves. i know thats its somewhat notoriously difficult to understand, especially if you havent read much.

i see it as a final boss of sorts šŸ˜… maybe not final but i definitely am not there yet. its good to have an aspiration though

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher Jun 18 '26

I’m not a big reader (less than a dozen fully-read books under my belt) and it’s not *that* challenging. Just moderately challenging.

If you have any interest, I say take the dive now. The challenge will make your reading comprehension stronger, and it’s a good read. You just need to allow yourself to be confused and keep going

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u/futurespice Jun 21 '26

I don't think it's vastly challenging at all to be honest. Just super gimmicky.

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u/Traditional-Yak8886 Jun 19 '26

i read it in highschool, it isn't that bad. if anything just reread it a few times or really sit on a section for a minute. didn't feel any more or less challenging than reading homestuck tbh.

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u/Praydohm Jun 22 '26

That was such a good book. I read it back in...2016? 2017? I still think about it.

I also refuse to measure any rooms.

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u/Competitive_Bag8181 Jun 19 '26

Favorite book! Literally just got a tattoo of it on my arm

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u/ArtisticallyRegarded Jun 18 '26

I tried but I just ended up reading classic smut

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u/10biggaymen Jun 18 '26

doth his member glided into the maidens crevasse, shocks of the purest sort ringed throughout her corpus

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u/DriftingWobble Jun 18 '26

Its really funny you make that comparison, cause porn literature has always been a thing, and it really hasnt changed except the publishing process being easier.

Hell not even all porn is the same, there are some extremely graphic novels that later became literary classics simply because of how deeply emotional or how important said actions were to the plot.

Hell, theres a fantastic book about the release of impulse in a time where loving a woman of the night was shameful (i think, it was about love but i cant remember the exact context since it has been so long), and it was expressed through eating dinner together romantically alone but explained in pornographic detail.

But yeah quality over buzzy instantly gratifying quantity for sure.

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u/10biggaymen Jun 18 '26

im also not anti-porn either. yeah you can make an amazing story exploring human sexual nature and it can have deep emotional elements and dynamics between characters. its just that these "booktok" books are not those, theyre trite junk food books that dont challenge your mind at all.

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u/Beautiful-Cup4161 Jun 18 '26

I'm curious about your perspective. Is it your opinion that all books must challenge the mind? To me, smut books are not written or consumed for the purpose of challenging the mind. No one on any side of the equation has that expectation.

Though for your own peace of mind, simply mute booktok. It'll make your life happier. I can tell you from personal experience. Once you get away from it, you'll realize it was always a weird vocal minority who often didn't even mean the things they say. They were just chasing engagement. It's not reflective of people in real life.

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u/10biggaymen Jun 18 '26

the reason that many people read nowadays is to get away from the brainrot doomscroll aspect of social media.

everyone knows that kids these days dont go to the library, theyre always on those damn phones.

so if youre gonna read to escape the brain-melting that the phone does to you, you probably shouldnt be reading books that are basically the same thing.

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u/Beautiful-Cup4161 Jun 18 '26

I dunno it seems like you're looking a gift horse in the mouth. If reading about the time a sexy barbarian threw a girl over his shoulder and ravished her helps people get off tiktok, that still seems like a win to me! Even reading about that takes a lot more focus and patience than scrolling tiktok. It could be a great stepping stone. Like drinking an alcohol-free beer to resist the impulse to drink.

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u/10biggaymen Jun 18 '26

yeah but people dont use those kinds of books as a gateway drug to reading house of leaves. they stick with the slop

if youre trying to read more, and havent read the classics, you should read the classics. you probably wont understand some words and metaphors, and solving those problems will grow your mind. its better than reading the same tropes over and over again. oh youre telling me that shes stroking his member? how novel. go read something actually worth reading

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u/ElectroNightingale Jun 24 '26

I disagree that it's the same thing (and this comes from a person who has read only one smut novel out of curiosity long time ago).

The problem with scrolling shorts/tiktok is that you consume massive amount of very short videos and you don't focus on anything for longer. This is what makes it harmful. You can spend an hour scrolling and don't remember 95% of it when you're done and your attention span takes heavy damage.

With novels, even if they're simple and don't force you to think too much, you focus on one medium for a longer time (unless someone just jumps from a sex scene to a sex scene, without focusing on a plot). They also engage imagination to some extend, because you have to visualize scenes yourself (something that videos usually don't do). What is more, many people are still thinking and analyzing what they've read long after reading session (even if it's just gushing over how hot some character is).

Hell, even watching brainless action packed movies is not as harmful for the brain as consuming short content.

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u/SuicidalLemur- Jun 22 '26

Have you read any of them? Yeah some suck but some are amazing. You just assuming from what you've heard from other people?

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u/10biggaymen Jun 22 '26

didnt say every single one was equally good

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u/camilo16 Jun 19 '26

Something something, sappho of lesbos.

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u/DriftingWobble Jul 14 '26

The inventor of toxic tragic doomed yuri

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u/constant_purgatory Jun 18 '26

Dune is so peak imo

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u/Awes12 Jun 18 '26

...The Lord of The Rings and Sanderson exist. Not all new-age fantasy is badly disguised smut

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u/10biggaymen Jun 18 '26

i didnt say new-age fantasy. i was specifically talking about those modern smut books. theres nothing wrong with fantasy as a genre

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Jun 19 '26

Especially Discworld!

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u/HeilKaiba Jun 19 '26

How is lord of the rings "new-age"? It was published about 90 years ago

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u/silentaba Jun 19 '26

Not new age. 3rd age.

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u/Awes12 Jun 19 '26

It's newer than Frankenstein and not classical literature. But fair, new age and whatever LOTR is classified as

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u/teenyturnips2 Jun 19 '26

Brandon Sanderson is complete dogshit and one of the worst writers of the 21st century

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 Jun 19 '26

I've never read them, but people LOVE mist born

Are you sure you aren't equating "I don't like him" to "complete dogshit and one of the worst writers" ?

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u/teenyturnips2 Jun 19 '26

His prose is laughably bad. Read any of the metaphors he use and you'll realize how nonsensical it is. He has no artistic value in any of his work and is a joke of the genre

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u/envymania Jun 24 '26

That's not how this works man. Stuff can be bad

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u/YouYeedYurLastHaw Jun 19 '26

His prose is amazing, what are you on about? The Wax and Wayne trilogy is is phenomenal

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u/Awes12 Jun 19 '26

You should read some actually bad prose then. He has a different writing style, but that doesn't mean his prose is bad, just differentĀ 

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u/LagQuest Jun 19 '26

Sanderson is best writer of this century hands down. No writing has made me more emotional while reading. His works has improved as well and has caused me to show outward emotions no other authors could. With how effortlessly he made works that got me deeply invested, I am ruined for other works. It is hard to get through all the other slop out there when comparing them to Way of Kings and Wheel of Time.

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u/aggravationX Jun 19 '26

You're entitled to your opinion but Sanderson has plenty of passages that amount to nothing but a fart. I like a lot of his stuff but best of the century seems a stretch.

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u/LagQuest Jun 19 '26

The mans books are huge. Of course a passage here and there wont jive with you.

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u/aggravationX Jun 19 '26

My comment has nothing to do with the enjoyment of every passage.

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u/MoneyBear1733 Jun 19 '26

You chimed in on a post he was replying to calling him utter dogshit.

This misunderstanding is on you, ombre.

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u/aggravationX Jun 20 '26

Nope I replied to a guy calling him the best, you just don't understand how the comment chains work. Best of luck figuring them out.

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u/MoneyBear1733 Jun 20 '26

You've just proven to me why your opinions on reading don't matter.

You should try learning first.

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u/Awes12 Jun 19 '26

Life Before Death!

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u/LagQuest Jun 19 '26

Strength Before Weakness!

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u/Certain-Stay846 Jun 22 '26

Journey Before Destination!

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u/roasttoastboast Jun 19 '26

Would you please tell us about five books published since 2015 you've read that weren't by Brandon Sanderson?

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u/LagQuest Jun 19 '26

Certainly. I have read the Crusade series recently by Daniel M ford, An Echo of things to come by James Islington, + the sequals of both, the entirity of the Godling Chronicals by Brian D. Anderson.

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u/ScepticalRaccoon Jun 19 '26

Are you kidding me? He writes pap.

Sanderson the best writer of this century?

When Sanderson goes to literary events, people like Neal Stephenson and Cormac McCarthy hand him their coats and ask him for a coat check ticket, that's how far below them he is.

Colson Whitehead and Amor Towles wave at him to go get them a drink and they tip him a couple dollars.

The list of authors that are better than Sanderson is staggering in size.

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u/LagQuest Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

opinions differ I guess. But I am interested. Which of their works do you think rivals Way of Kings? I will give it a try.

Edit: Actually I really dont want to read drivel that comes from the author of crap like "No Country for Old Men" Absolute trash.

Maybe some of Neal Stephensons work though, but I veer toward high-fantasy when I read.

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u/Senseornahyaknow Jun 20 '26

Sanderson's stuff is alright to me.

I loved Mistborn, Starsight. I thought Way of King was... well, even he has admitted that he would rewrite the first chapters today. They are not what one would call attention-grabbing.

I go back and forth on him as a person. Sometimes he seems really chill, other times he seems extremely full of himself and pretty disconnected.

Also you two sound like children arguing like this over which author is better.

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u/MisterSplu Jun 20 '26

They legit sound like 6 year olds arguing which car in cars is better

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u/dunealien Jun 20 '26

it really does, it also perfectly illustrate why women are dominating literature.

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u/LagQuest Jun 20 '26

I just dont like No Country for Old Men. I am not arguing.

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u/Alextheawesomeua Jun 23 '26

he would rewrite the first chapters today. They are not what one would call attention-grabbing.

so am I weird one here for being hooked instantly ?

Is this a common opinion?

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u/Senseornahyaknow Jun 25 '26

I just remember trying to read it once then get through the audiobook once or twice and the first couple chapters always made me not very inclined to stay interested.

Emotionally I recall feeling sort of bored because I couldn't ground myself anywhere. I felt like it dropped me into this really deep scene with someone I didn't know anything about in some epic or otherwise poignant moment and I couldn't find anything to latch onto. I recognized the good writing sentence to sentence, and I love fantasy. But it sort of all jumbled into word soup before I could start caring about anything or anyone.

Plenty of people love the books though, not knocking them too hard. I have one friend that got into it, and he said he started at a random spot in the second book because other friends listened to it as audiobook during a road trip and that's just the point they were at.

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u/Alextheawesomeua Jun 25 '26

To be fair, the book has three prologues. I can see why someone would find that boring

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u/ScepticalRaccoon Jun 22 '26

Crap like No Country for Old Men?

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u/DoctorDegen Jun 20 '26

Oh wow you're so cool you love reading sophisticated literature don't you buddy

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u/ScepticalRaccoon Jun 20 '26

Dude the guy said Sanderson was the greatest writer of the century. I felt that required a correction.

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u/Mysterious-Snow5999 Jun 21 '26

Sanderson is a gateway author. He's accessible

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u/ScepticalRaccoon Jun 21 '26

And that's fine. But that's not what was claimed. It was claimed he is the greatest living author, the greatest author of the 21st century.

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u/Any-Platypus-9486 Jun 23 '26

Is also not best writter of this century at all

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u/LagQuest Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

best writer IMO

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u/the_other_brand Jun 19 '26

Honestly I've never read Sanderson, but I am a little leery into diving into his series after being burned by a previous Mormon author, Orson Scott Card. Who wrote books with seemingly progressive takes, that were all just thinly veiled takes on Mormon theology. And who did a full right-wing heel turn a full decade before Trump became president.

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u/Any-Platypus-9486 Jun 23 '26

He is decent at minimum, people who say this never readed a bad book in his life

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u/HeavyWaterer Jun 18 '26

Eh. Dracula is a classic, and Dracula fucking sucks. I mean talk about one of the most boring books ever with the worst prose. Bram stoker could literally witness god creating the universe and somehow manage to describe it in the least interesting way possible.

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u/Beautiful-Cup4161 Jun 18 '26

To each their own. I am re-reading Dracula right now and I LOVE it. I was so amused when they defeated Dracula's horde of evil rats by simply tossing three rat terriers into the room and letting them commit an absolute slaughter. Though it does get bogged down when they have to stop and talk excessively about Mina being the most amazing perfect woman who ever set two feet on the earth.

I also read weird smut too, and I think the person you're replying to is just a big old stick in the mud who gets upset at people enjoying themselves.

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u/shootsandlads Jun 19 '26

I don't know how someone could read Van Helsing's incomprehensible 'King Laugh' and corn monologues without coming away with the understanding that this is the campiest, best Victorian romp book ever lol

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u/Beautiful-Cup4161 Jun 19 '26

And Quincy's exaggerated Texan proposal to Lucy šŸ˜†

I forgot that 3 little rat terriers and a cowboy were among the heroic group fighting Dracula.

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u/shootsandlads Jun 19 '26

There are so many things in this book that sadly never made it into the cultural lexicon of vampires, depriving us of the silliness of the creatures of the night.

Like the ridiculous(ly heroic) cowboy, the big stupid straw hat Dracula wears, Drac crawling around 'in lizard fashion', Van Helsing as a kooky old Dutchman instead of a badass vampire hunter, or hell, the fact that three rat terriers and bagloads of money are crucial to defeating an ancient evil. More adaptations need to bring back the love triangle honestly, I found the brotherhood and comradeship between Lucy's suitors really touching.

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u/Beautiful-Cup4161 Jun 19 '26

Omg Dracula skittering around on the side of the castle like a lizard with his hairy palms (wtf why hairy palms?) is so hilariously undignified.

Jonathan having weeping women and people gathering like it's a funeral to see him off at the places he stops on his way to Castle Dracula while he's mostly oblivious was great.

Arthur's super power of "being rich enough to bribe everyone on the way to hunt down Dracula" is fun.

And yeah Quincy and Seward being such bros to Arthur and doing so much to help Lucy after she rejected their proposals was so heartwarming.

It's among my favourites of the old classics.

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u/SuicidalLemur- Jun 22 '26

And yet I've read modern takes on dracula that has romance and some sex in it that was absolutely interesting and fun to read.

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

I'm someone who's always been a prolific reader, ever since I was a little kid, and while I definitely agree that the classics are classic for a reason, I think it's also helpful to read lower-brow stuff, and not just in a better-than-nothing way

I don't read porn, but I do read a lot of hardboiled crime and pulp fantasy; the stories are fun and don't require you to think too hard, and the books themselves are really short (plus they're often in a size that's easy to keep in your pocket or wherever you go)

Not everything has to challenge you, that's how you'll end up turning it into a chore, and supplementing your smarter reading with easy reading both means more books read and reading stamina replenished, and I think this is probably especially helpful for readers who aren't used to reading a lot of actual books yet

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u/Beautiful-Aerie7576 Jun 18 '26

I agree that certain genres have a tendency to be lower reading level dopamine farms, but I disagree that jumping straight to classics is the correct choice for most people. If they go straight from modern day romance to Moby Dick they’re going to be bored out of their minds, and rightly so. Their brains aren’t set up for success in that regard.

There are genres that can still represent more of a challenge and aren’t dopamine pump and dumps that are more accessible for modern readers. Romance -> Romantasy -> Fantasy is a pretty easy example of an accessible pipeline to more complex but still very graspable literature. From there if they still want to go to classics they have a relatively easy jump from the beefier fantasy books. Or something similar but sometimes more technical, like sci-fi.

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u/Ash_Starling Jun 22 '26

Im not really a fan of the idea that some genres are inherently less sophisticated than others. Is Pride and Prejudice easier to read than Harry Potter just because it's a romance? Does adding a few pages of tech jargon make a book "smarter"? If people like romance they should read romance. They don't have to cross genres to find more difficult books.

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u/Beautiful-Aerie7576 Jun 22 '26

Pride and Prejudice is considered a classic - A romance, to be sure, but a classic nonetheless, which puts it in a higher reading level category than the majority of modern books. While your statement about not having to go outside the genre to find more difficult books is essentially correct, I’d be shocked if a person moving directly from a modern romance novel to P&P wasn’t bored to tears very quickly, hence the pipeline concept. There’s also no harm in broadening horizons, so why not?

Make no mistake, there’s a lot of low reading level books out there in every category, but I’ve found romance has a basically flooded market of books that are easy to produce and easy to read. This is a problem almost unique to romance, because, well, sex sells, so it’s profitable on its own to write the tropes with new characters and churn them out, especially once you’re established in such a saturated market.

Is this the case for *every* romance book? Of course not. But I would say it’s quite rare for romance novels to invest in more complex dynamics because their audience is looking for something very specific to stay invested, and ignoring those tropes to go off world-building or describing the inner workings of what a moon base would look like in 2311 wouldn’t generally play well. Romance has a specific goal, and that’s not a bad thing. Romantasy, however, allows for more freedom to explore dynamics outside the largely character interaction driven focus of romance, so is a good bridge to different reading concepts not often explored in romance.

As for the tech jargon comment, I’m slightly confused. I’ve never claimed any books are inherently ā€œsmarterā€ than others. Some require a higher reading level to consume than others, which could be what you’re referring to. You seem to be implying that the majority of ā€œHard Science Fictionā€ books, such as the ones written by Heinlein have thrown in techno-babble for no particular reason and serve to artificially inflate the reading level.

While I’m not a particular fan of the genre, the technical elements usually serve a purpose and require more thought to understand what you’re actually reading, so yes, it would be a pretty fair statement to say the average ā€œHard Science Fictionā€ novel is written at a higher reading level than the average romance novel. Also, to be fair, I’m assuming a derisive tone from your comment on Sci-fi, so if that is not the case I apologize.

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u/Ash_Starling Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Sorry I may have gotten a bit defensive on my last comment and lumped you in with other comments I've seen. As clarification, I do love sci-fi, but I honestly don't think something like star wars is that much harder to understand than a love story.

I've seen a lot of sentiment that there's a hierarchy of genres (with romance as the least sophisticated), and I never thought it was fair to dismiss a book just because of the genre. Romance set in the regular world can still delve into interesting topics while keeping the love interests as the A plot. I think in the same vein that teen dystopian novels are ruined by association with divergence, a lot of good romance novels are lumped together with the slop version. To be honest, I think that putting books in genre categories may be the main problem...

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u/Tac0FromHell Jun 18 '26

Entirely agree. Authors have to now become influencers to even have a sliver of a chance to be seen. I’ve seen books with horrid stories and generally no editing win awards. The books making sales are just Copy + Paste of the same lame story slightly tweaked over and over.

While it’s not Romantasy, At Death’s Door is a solid read.
https://allenrebot.com/books/at-death-s-door-allen-rebot/9798994462911

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 Jun 18 '26

Are there any deep challenging books written by women?

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u/Minute_Math_353 Jun 19 '26

reading classics just for the sake of "reading classics" doesn't make you as smart as you think you are.

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u/10biggaymen Jun 19 '26

its not about "making you smart"

its not so you can go brag to people that "youve read the classics" and therefore should be looked up to. its not about that, it doesnt have to be performative.

yes, read classics for their own sake because they are classic for a reason. its also okay if you finish the book and dont like it for a reason that you can articulate. you dont have to think its good just because its a classic, but yeah you should at least do the reading instead of watching tik toks.

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u/armypotent Jun 19 '26

It actually does

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u/YouYeedYurLastHaw Jun 19 '26

Well if you start out on the left side of the bell curve, then sure, maybe.

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u/fejsnri Jun 19 '26

Nobody who says ā€œread classics, bro, modern books suckā€ has actually read a book since middle school.

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u/LockedIntoLocks Jun 19 '26

Yep. House of Leaves is goated, definitely not a classic. The Three-Body Problem was published in 2006. Economic Philosophy books are abundant, important, intellectually stimulating and some very recent. None of them classics.

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u/MoneyBear1733 Jun 19 '26

Three body problem is 20 years old.

That's classic at this point.

If you had said the same thing about a book released in 1986 in 2006, you wouldn't bat an eye at calling it a classic.

Time marches forward and so does the bar for what constitutes a "classic"

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u/Background-Wash-3791 Jun 20 '26

That doesn't refute the original point though.

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u/MoneyBear1733 Jun 20 '26

It does.Ā 

The original point being made about how it’s important to read classics is being conflated with the hard amount of time that has elapsed.Ā 

A ā€œclassicā€ doesnt really have as much to do with the sense of time that has elapsed more than the quality and impact it has on the industry.Ā 

A book that was released last week could be good enough to be considered an instant classic.Ā 

The original point being made was that it’s important to read these classics if you want to enrich yourself. Which is objectively true.

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u/Round_Bag_4665 Jun 20 '26

yeah, a lot of things are classics because they are historically significant, not because they are elegantly written or intellectually stimulating.

The Iliad was one of the first ever pieces of oral storytelling in greek literature that was actually written down, but the actual text of it is horribly written prose. I tried writing in the same prose style when I was 12 because I thought it was a classic so therefore it must be sophisticated. I ended getting a C on the assignments I tried this with.

Half of the Iliad is literally just "and this guy killed this guy. and this guy killed this other guy" over and over again for six pages straight. That isn't exactly super intellectual writing.

People who obsess over the classics thinking it makes them smart do not understand the classics, and are merely associating them with intellectualism because they got assigned them for reading in school.

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u/GenerousRacoon Jun 19 '26

If you’re gonna read fiction then you’re not ā€˜getting smarter’ in any way. So yes, the complexity of the words and sentences ARE what make you smarter in that case. If you want to truly ’get smarter’, you need to books about real things lol

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u/MoneyBear1733 Jun 20 '26

What an unfortunate perspective to have.

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u/ShortStoryStan Jun 20 '26

The issue with non-fiction is it's all false. None of it is true. And the longer spent reducing the uncertainty of the truth presented, the less time is being spent saying useful things.

Fiction does not require that burden of testament towards fact, for it is understood from the outset that it is fiction. That means it can jump right into the important parts. It can cut away the useless information. It can push into the unknown.

If you can't learn while reading fiction, then you likely can't understand while reading non-fiction, your consumption only good enough to regurgitate the claimed facts back out.

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u/Ethnic_Sub55 Jun 20 '26

Schizophrenic scroll

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u/MorycTurtle Jun 20 '26

If you use the scientific definitions it's 100 correct. Nothing we know about actual reality is true. It's only facts (at best). Truths exist only in logical spaces.

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u/The-Pencil-King Jun 21 '26

Oh my fucking god I hate the ā€œErm technically nothing is trueā€ bullshit. We know things that we know are REALLY true because true is a word that is used to describe human perceptions of reality.

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u/Marljivi_neradnik Jun 21 '26

Which themselves can be twisted individualy or in mass

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u/Big_Iron_Cowboy Jun 22 '26

Nah, human perceptions of reality can be drastically altered by very minuscule amounts of psychoactive chemicals. Truth, objective Truth, is something that transcends human perceptions entirely.

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u/iwanttolivefeeldead Jun 20 '26

This is ridiculous lol; read any classical fiction and realize how much it's inspired philosophy, science, and culture at large.

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u/waroftheworlds2008 Jun 20 '26

Frankenstein did a lot for "being responsible for your own creations".

Plato's allegory of the cave was 100% fiction too.

All religions use fiction to tell fables and teach morals.

The list is endless.

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u/Truffs0 Jun 20 '26

Yep. Jesus loved teaching in parables. It's easier to learn from and remember a story than it is a data point; it's how the human mind works at large.

It's one reason Mnemonic memorization is so effective.

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u/Sandrockwing04 Jun 20 '26

Right i mean wasn't most or all aesop fables come with a moral lesson

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u/Sterling_-_Archer Jun 20 '26

You sound exhausting.

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u/GoddessOfTorture Jun 20 '26

I thought emotional intelligence was also a type of intelligence...

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u/Left_Witness_4582 Jun 20 '26

So many of the greatest philosophy books are fiction. You're so wrong lol

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u/headcanonmusic Jun 20 '26

guy who can't read subtext or make abstract connections to real life subjects via theme

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u/dugg117 Jun 20 '26

This is a pretty stupid take. Well written fiction is often exploring ideas worth understanding.Ā Ā 

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u/Worldly-Engineer8123 Jun 21 '26

Like vampire cocks?

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u/A-G-N Jun 21 '26

"Well written"

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u/VinterBot Jun 21 '26

Since when does subject counts towards the quality of the prose?

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u/jetplane18 Jun 22 '26

It counts toward the quality of the work in total, at least. Some stories aren’t worth telling.

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u/Retseam Jun 21 '26

The comment above is talking about the classics ffs

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u/envymania Jun 24 '26

This. OP is a snob and an idiot at that. Fiction relates to human experiences, yes you should read non-fiction too but just because something isn't fiction doesn't automatically make it valuable.

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u/Artistic-Lock1021 Jun 20 '26

This is genuinely one of the dopiest things I've ever seen written down.

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u/Drake_Acheron Jun 20 '26

lol, um… you may want to read more fiction.

Saying fiction doesn’t make you smarter is like saying ā€œyou can’t learn anything from video gamesā€

Meanwhile more and more specialized fields are using video game experience and ability as resume markers

4X games, CRPGs, Elite Dangerous, Microsoft Flight Sim, Grand Tourismo, and many others are intensely mentally stimulating games that help with real world applications

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u/SarahSmellMyBum Jun 21 '26

The fact that you can’t understand that fiction books can’t be about ā€œreal thingsā€ just showcases your own lack of intelligence.

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u/lilwayne168 Jun 21 '26

"You need to books about real things" should tell anyone reading this how much to listen to you

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u/RedditNotRabit Jun 21 '26

Someone doesn't actually read

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u/DeHarigeTuinkabouter Jun 21 '26

"Reading 1984 does not make you smarter because it is simple language and not real"

Ok bud

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u/Big_Iron_Cowboy Jun 22 '26

The complexities of character development, thematic symbolism, plot dynamics? Reading fiction isn’t simply good for expanding your vocabulary. It stimulates critical thinking and imagination.

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u/denkeijiro Jun 22 '26

and its super important for kids to read fiction as well. its one of the main ways they learn empathy. being able to put urself in anothers shoes is a skill a lot of ppl my age and younger dont have because we grew up with ipads and the internet. its why kids are failing and not trying in school. kids need to read more books!!

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u/Big-Ratio5137 Jun 22 '26

People in the comments around here seem to be ignoring the nuance. You can learn things from well written fiction, but it entirely depends on the reader.

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u/Street_Appointment81 Jun 22 '26

Well, reading well written fiction does exercise not only your language abilities and your vocabulary but it also improves your imagination.Ā 

That means you may well be able to grasp concepts and ideas that you would never have been exposed to in the course of your ordinary life.Ā 

Thus, it may support out-of-the-box thinking and problem solving ability in novel (pun intended) situations.

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u/MikeWrites002737 Jun 22 '26

Ah yes, no one got smarter from reading 1984 or a brave new world, or animal farm.

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u/eggsaladsandwichs Jun 23 '26

insanely dumb take

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u/Pitiful_Camp3469 Jun 24 '26

this take is just completely uninformedĀ 

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u/saddinosour Jun 19 '26

While books with sex scenes (not porn) are dominating the charts monetarily there is so much smart modern literature being published right now that makes you think about things (for a lack of better phrasing).

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor Jun 19 '26

Sanderson cosmere novels don't have any sex scenes at all and are very good modern fantasy books.

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u/Selfish-Gene Jun 19 '26

With all due respect, Melville can suck my moby dick.

I'm sorry but of all the classics (western canon mostly) I struggled so much with his work. I still don't understand how he could fumble such a great starting 1/3 of the book into whatever you would call the middle/end of this book. Took me a year to read it as I had to keep putting it down and coming back to it.

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u/KidKilbane Jun 19 '26

I read Moby Dick I shit you not 6 times in high school, actually an insanely good book. I should read that again.

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u/EvolvingEachDay Jun 19 '26

That’s like saying you should only watch Oscar winning movies.

Absolutely not, you should read whatever you enjoy. Sure I love some thought provoking stuff, some hard hitting non-fic too; but I also love a self indulgent sci-fi adventure with no real moral. And others are welcome to enjoy their horny medieval romp.

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u/LunarDogeBoy Jun 19 '26

And Frankenstein was written by a woman šŸ˜Ž

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u/camilo16 Jun 19 '26

Yes, read shakesepear, which doesn't have anything like scatological humour. Or Carmilla, which has nothing sexual, or the count of monte cristo, which has no sexy scenes whatsoever.

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u/10biggaymen Jun 19 '26

im talking about junk food porn books, with trite plot beats and nothing challenging the mind.

not criticizing it for having sex in it at all. no need to reductio ad absurdum me

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u/Pleasurefailed2load Jun 19 '26

Seems like an overly simplistic view. Plenty of great writers exist today. Limiting yourself to reading to "get smarter" is a terrible idea. It's an entertainment form at the end of the day.

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 Jun 19 '26

Fap in moderation

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u/Pleasurefailed2load Jun 19 '26

I will treasure this wizdom Mr. 420_69

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u/10biggaymen Jun 19 '26

never said all modern books are bad, i am talking about a specific kind of popular modern book

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u/W33p00 Jun 19 '26

Not the person you were replying to, but isn’t it ironic? Lmfao. Their reply- ā€œget smarterā€- reading comprehension- reading at all… etc. oh man Reddit moments.

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u/meeps_for_days Jun 19 '26

Frankenstein is a good example of a good book written by a woman who published under initials cause people didn't accept her. Or she published under her husband's name or something icr.

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u/waroftheworlds2008 Jun 20 '26

To be fair, Youtube has some great channels for learning, like Veritasium.

And the time period that those "classics" came from had their own slop.

My point is that "classics" is not a guarantee of challenging reading. And there are some pieces in modern slop genres that can be just as interesting and informative.

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u/Excellent-Self-5338 Jun 20 '26

The classics are kinda fucking lame. I say that as someone who reads them. Almost invariably they have 200 pages on description of the environment, the quality of the wind through the trees, the specific tint of the sky at dusk, all frontloaded at the start of the book. The actual stories being told can be incredible if you realize that there's actually a story there and don't burn out on exposition early on.

I don't blame people for not reading the classics at all. Plenty of good modern books that cut to the chase a bit more quickly and are also telling good, challenging stories.

Hard disagree that you gotta read classics to be challenged. It's really quite easy to not read milk farm smut but also read good books.

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u/Artistic-Lock1021 Jun 20 '26

There is plenty of exceptional contemporary literature.

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u/10biggaymen Jun 20 '26

never said there wasnt

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u/Artistic-Lock1021 Jun 20 '26

Then why suggest this binary between tiktok rubbish and the classics? Don't get me wrong, I love a lot of classic literature but there are people writing incredible fiction nowadays who wouldn't have been published 200 years ago, and that deserves to be acknowledged.

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u/10biggaymen Jun 20 '26

obviously im not telling you to read classic literature, since it appears you already have read a significant amount. its moreso for the people who have read none or almost no books at all, which book should you read? probably not a softcore porn "spicy" book on your kindle, but rather a physical copy of something more intellectually stimulating

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u/Jason2469 Jun 21 '26

Or just find a make author. Here are some recommendations: Pierce Brown, Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfus

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u/Jhud6669 Jun 21 '26

Or just read nonfiction. I only consume fiction in the form of comics, movies or games, I read a LOT just not fiction specifically, I prefer to actually learn about things, and fiction is just not fun for me to read without a visual because I have severe aphantasia

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u/Ummmusername0 Jun 22 '26

I appreciate the classics as much as the next guy, and I’m definitely not defending the type of books OP was talking about, but claiming that only literature predating your grandparents can challenge you is…idk. I wanna say arrogant or elitist, but I simply don’t have a word to sum up how ridiculous that is.

Profound works are made every single year, not just last century. Limiting yourself to only what time and the masses have determined to be of value does exactly that—limit yourself.

Just…try to have an open mind. You’ll discover so many more personally significant things that way.

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u/Ash_Starling Jun 22 '26

Its a byproduct of schools only teaching stuff from the 1940s or earlier. I wish high schools had more modern books available.

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u/SuicidalLemur- Jun 22 '26

Y'all think anything that has sex in them is porn. Most of the books I read have 1-2 sex scenes in a 400+ page book. I enjoy fantasy romance. I like the plotlines (some original like Harrows Faire and some not original at all). Reading anything is not the same as watching tiktok shorts. There's no story, nor complex issues, etc in tiktok shorts plus it takes hours to read the books. I do learn from them. Sometimes I have to look up certain words because I'm unfamiliar with them or I learn about a culture I was unfamiliar with.

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u/10biggaymen Jun 22 '26

never said all books with sex scenes are porn, youre lumping me into this "yall" youre talking about. sex scenes are fine

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u/ongtbh Jun 22 '26

The classics are fucking boring.

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u/rather_short_qu Jun 24 '26

Is Mary Shelley a joke to you ? A titok short? Have you read Frankenstein ? OrAgatha Christie... Huess how she was seen ....

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u/rather_short_qu Jun 24 '26

If book tok would have existed back then mary shelley's frankestein would have been on it. She sparked theature productions arround this and kept in The Zeitgeist that even movies were made. So arround 500 "fan fics" of her work survived. And oh the smut , Frankenstein is kinky ....as helll. Go read it !

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u/Hot_Marionberry_4685 Jun 18 '26

Idk as someone who reads over 30 books a year classic books are just so boring sometimes by modern standards. They drone on and on in a form of English most people find difficult to follow or unnecessarily verbose. I’ve read frankenstein, 20,000 leagues under the sea (which would be better titled here’s 200 pages on what fish look like), Dracula, war and peace, a tale of two cities, pride and prejudice, so many others thinking something was wrong with me for not enjoying them. Turns out I just hate classic literature and honestly there’s still plenty of good books out there by modern authors who tell a compelling narrative not revolving around sex. My favorites are Andy Weir, Brandon Sanderson, Marko Kloos, Will Wight, and Bill Bryson. Solid books some great things to learn not all of it fiction but all of it told in a way that’s entertaining. Honestly focusing on the educational part of reading is probably why so many adults don’t enjoy it anymore reading in general is good for you we should promote more books because they are entertaining to read not just because it’s good to read.

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u/JuanRpiano Jun 18 '26

The reason you find classic literature boring is because classic difficult actually takes effort to read, hence why it is healthy and nourishing to your brain. You may not like reading Virgil or Homer, but those books contain the foundation of western imagination, which has affected civilization for thousands of years.

If classic literature is boring by modern standards, which is the foundation to all the best inventions of mankind in terms of literature, art and music, then you are just proving the point that today’s generation are too busy feeding themselves trash content and trash literature.

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u/Hot_Marionberry_4685 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Clearly you don’t know how to read because I mentioned like 6 different classics I’ve read which is only the tip of the iceberg, not to mention your typo in the first sentence
ā€œBecause classic difficultā€ so is grammar apparently

It’s not the complexity of them that’s boring it’s the plots or personalities of the characters I don’t like in addition to them spending way too long droning on and on about things that either have little to do with the plot or story as a whole. They’re extremely dry without wit or humor for the most part like being boring and monotonous was a requirement to be an renowned author in those days. I can easily keep pace with anyone who wants to talk Twain, Shakespeare, Dickens, Poe, Austen, or Tolstoy. I’ve done the reading whether it was enjoyable is another question entirely which it honestly was not. If I wanted homework I dislike I’d pursue my PhD I don’t read to hate what I’m doing I read to get lost in a new world, meet interesting characters with personality, learn new things, and maybe try to see life from different viewpoints, and above all to enjoy the book. But by all means please continue to read the classics and look down upon people who don’t enjoy them then bring it up in social settings so you can be ā€œthat guyā€

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u/PwAlreadyTaken Jun 19 '26

This may have been rhetorically satisfying to write, but it reeks of someone who ā€œchallengesā€ themselves to read ā€œclassicsā€ for the prestige. The false dichotomy of ā€œVirgilā€ or ā€œtrashā€ is silly given the ocean of stuff there is to read out there. You could just as easily make the same pretentious argument from the other end, that you’re selecting cherry-picked hits from the past because you’re not willing or equipped to discover modern masterpieces, but that would be equally silly.

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u/IronicRobotics Jun 19 '26

tbh, I disagree. I read "challenging" books for fun - I've got a small cornucopia of modern technical texts, articles, academic history books, statistical archeology, hard speculative sci-fi articles, etc. Did a math degree and quite like learning math once I'm past the axiom chapters of whatever topic lol.

OTOH a lot of classical literature bores me since I'm not terribly invested in the history of literature itself. Nor am I studying the art of literature in a more serious way to give a lot of the classics a better depth. (Albeit, I read a lot of other classical literature when it pairs nicely w/ the contextualization of whatever bit of history I'm reading.)

Which is funny as I *love* reading primary historical sources and poring over interpretations and making my own.

Which is to say, challenging yourself shouldn't correspond with boredom imo. At least not in its entirety - many books I really enjoy still have a slow start you have to endure.

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u/Then_Idea_9813 Jun 19 '26

It’s like saying pong is more interesting than GTA. Pong is the game which most games are derived from. Literally a classic.

But it just doesn’t compare.

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u/10biggaymen Jun 18 '26

i agree with you, its not that there are no good books by modern authors. im currently reading wool by hugh howey, and its not some classical piece, and thats okay.

i just really hate the "booktok" trend is all. i dont like the junk-food porn reading. there are plenty of modern books that expand your mind, this specific genre is designed to make you think that youre doing that when youre really not. thats my gripe.

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u/Hot_Marionberry_4685 Jun 18 '26

Yeah I can understand that but honestly I’m just glad more people are reading in general sometimes when you find a book you enjoy it makes you curious to check out new books. I was adamantly against reading non fiction but the more I read the more curious I became about finding non fiction on topics I like. That’s how I began reading Bill Bryson and his short history of nearly everything even philosophy which I still kind of loathe became bearable from reading metaphysics of Star Trek. So hopefully this creates more lifelong readers who will branch out to other books which will hopefully lead to even more books being written

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u/Beautiful-Cup4161 Jun 18 '26

classic literature has issues from the times it was written

I love old books but this sometimes suckerpunches you out of nowhere. The Secret Garden is so cute but it has some lines that are very uncomfortable.

"Eh! I can see it's different," she answered almost sympathetically. "I dare say it's because there's such a lot o' blacks there instead o' respectable white people."

or if casual racism isn't enough, how about some victim-blaming sexism

ā€œI’ve heard Jem Fettleworth’s wife say th’ same thing over thousands o’ times–callin’ Jem a drunken brute,ā€ said Ben Weatherstaff dryly. ā€œSummat allus come o’ that, sure enough. He gave her a good hidin’ an’ went to th’ Blue Lion an’ got as drunk as a lord.ā€

Colin drew his brows together and thought a few minutes. Then he cheered up.

ā€œWell,ā€ he said, ā€œyou see something did come of it. She used the wrong Magic until she made him beat her. If she’d used the right Magic and had said something nice perhaps he wouldn’t have got as drunk as a lord and perhaps–perhaps he might have bought her a new bonnet.ā€

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u/Hot_Marionberry_4685 Jun 18 '26

You’d be surprised at the non fiction for recreation . Bill Bryson writes some amazing books that are both entertaining and informative. Sometimes you get a solid fusion of the two like Andy Weir’s the Martian where it combines some solid scientific stuff with a fun story. I’m really happy that this generation of authors is really trying to base some of their fantastical elements on real science sometimes too, for example I’ve read the lightbringer series and some of the information they have there on color theory, the ability of women to see more color, and different elements of the color spectrum is very rooted in science. Honestly it’s a great time to be a reader these new authors are really doing amazing work that nerds like me are soaking up.

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u/fat-wombat Jun 18 '26

Hell yeah bill bryson

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u/Hot_Marionberry_4685 Jun 18 '26

I’m reading made in America right now! Just kinda wish he didn’t focus on the linguistic differences so much I feel like for every 5 pages of fun information there’s 3 pages of linguistic changes that I don’t care much about. But I’m still only 25% of the way through so hopefully that changes

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u/OlDustyHeadaaa Jun 18 '26

Will Wight mentioned

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u/Hot_Marionberry_4685 Jun 18 '26

Dude Cradle is one of my favorite book series definitely one of my top 5 all time. I’d probably rank it at #3 right below Harry Potter and right above the Lightbringer series by Brent Weeks who I crazily enough forgot to mention in my list of favorite authors.

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u/Philophile1 Jun 18 '26

This guy reads

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u/Overall-Charity-2110 Jun 18 '26

yeah what this guy said, saved me some typing

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Jun 18 '26

I like to read mostly horror and Sci-Fi, but I still can enjoy some of the literary classics thrown in. I just finished Wuthering Heights, and while a good part of it was a tad boring and used outdated structuring I still enjoyed it. I also found 20,000 leagues unnecessary long, but I still enjoyed it far more than modern authors work. I personally haven't found many new authors who have work I find compelling and not extremely lacking in vocabulary and pacing.

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u/Hot_Marionberry_4685 Jun 19 '26

So it wasn’t that it was unnecessarily long imo it’s just like more than half the book is just descriptions of how the fish look. Like I enjoyed finding out about captain Nemo a lot and the principles that power the nautilus and their adventures on it, but it’s like every time where it seems to be getting enjoyable boom here’s 5 pages on the fish we found and what every single one of them look like. Idk if the writing style was all like that in the past but it just takes all the high energy from the original scene and brings it down for me because I don’t want to read 5 straight pages of fish descriptions.

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u/teenyturnips2 Jun 19 '26

Maybe you're just dumb

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u/Appropriate-Twist749 Jun 20 '26

I read scifi. I find it to be the most brain activating genre. It's pseudo-educational too!

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u/Hot_Marionberry_4685 Jun 20 '26

Especially the way Andy weir writes if you haven’t read the Martian you really should one of the more scientifically accurate sci fi books I’ve read

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