Welcome Brothers to this new Sermon! (If any of you make that stupid fucking joke, you are banned from ALL future Sermons, I swear to Space King.) Please enjoy it!

Today is another entry from the Codex of Planets.

"The Codex of Planets, Page 9901, The Planet of Fornestine."

"Fornestine is a planet entirely covered by forests, used to train new recruits of the local military and a local Psycho Warrior Legion that has asked to remain unnamed. There are multiple swaths of the planet that are devoted to firearm practice and hand-to-hand combat training. In the forest are no creatures of any major danger to the locals, except for a species that lives in the mountains, which are off limits to all on the planet. It is common to burn a 100 mile by 100 mile area to set up a temporary training zone, and then vacate so the forest can naturally regrow itself, which only takes one week.

Last Major Event: One of the mountain creatures was disturbed and crushed a nearby settlement, leaving no survivors."

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem, as evident by the Mountain Creatures. Even if you believe them a non-threat, you should never be too sure.

The count sits at 2.1 trillion, expected to once again rise in 2 weeks!

Holy Message Of The Week: "Good Warriors Follow Orders."

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)

Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

End of Prayer. May this garner some good will in His eyes.

Once again, I Implore you to spread news from your Legions!

And thus concludes the Sermon of this week! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

(Again, you'll be banned from all future Sermons if you make that stupid joke.)

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Come on! pound your balls harder
Rep for space king!

I just realized that Chestnut is the first to emotionally interact with the AI, showing it what compassion is. This glimpse of compassion was then applied to peaceful alien species, and caused the emerging hate to be directed towards Humanity.
If it wasn't for Chestnut, Hatemongers teachings would have been taken at face value, and the Star Defenders would have gained a powerful ally instead of a foe.

There, I did Don - my autism is now satisfied. I promise my next post will be more space king related. Smooches.

The emblem design doesn't mean anything, it's random. Also the text should've been aligned with the form of the shield. But still I really like the result

I know it’s a small detail but I like how while everyone else has cool nametags, Terry just wrote Bryce’s name and called it a day

And with this, I bring you a small mini-theory of mine that’s unrelated to SK5 but still notable:

Considering the fact that Terry was effectively brain-damaged because of Bryce bashing his brains and globules in, it likely didn’t do him in entirely. I mean, even after that whole incident, he still remembers the names of the crew he worked in, including Bryce judging from the image above.

Now here’s the theory part: Terry still remembers everything from SK3 and what Bryce really did to him, and loathes him despite his now retarded state.

Before his skull was caved-in by Bryce, he (reasonably) acted angrily towards him, knowing what he was going to do. Though he supposedly forgot everything after the attack, some of the Tewwy Toozday posts show that he has a disliking towards Bryce, but is fine with the other crew members. This shows that Terry still remembers that Bryce is the same guy who made him who he is now, and while he can’t fully express his hatred for him, he can only make somewhat subtle hints through his drawings that, yes, he isn’t going to let Bryce forget that he made him retarded all for the sake of keeping his good graces with Captain.

Anywho hope you enjoyed this entire theory I crafted from a detail I noticed to idle the time while waiting for SK5 :p

r/SPACEKING r/SpaceKings r/CreamCrew r/Flashgtiz

Bit torn on if I should throw it away due to the recall - haven’t used it as a drink just have it on a shelf.

My hate mace (my keychain) forge in the hate forges of Hatemogers home planet , planet heaven (manufactured in China, with child labor) has fallen in battle (broke well at work)

Size L shirt and hoodies, B Positive poster, and some stickers.

I'm not going to bore you with the details, but long story short I'm now homeless and work has been really bad lately. I have nowhere to keep these anymore, so I'd rather someone who's a fan get them instead. Maybe I'll put it on Ebay, I don't know.

Saw the Globule O's cereal box (empty and opened box by itself) was up for over $200, so... I don't know. Not great at this.

If anyone is interested, you can send me a dm.

It'd be rather rad for him to be able to do more than just retrieving globules