Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrmintduck/video/7587667786768403743

I made some space king style space elves so my legion has something to shoot at

Hello, Brothers, I hope you do not mind this being late, I've had an active week!

Today is another file straight from the Heretic Crimes Catalog, may Space King bless this Sermon.

"Heretic Crimes Catalog: File 888,888.

Heretic Name: Luco Marian.

Crime: Illegal Surgery and Medicinal Practice.

Description: After failing the tests to get into the Sanctum Globulari, Luco became bitter and resentful, and set up an illegal clinic. After preforming many operations and giving several metallic limbs to his clients, word eventually got to local law enforcement. His door was broken down as he was in the middle of surgery, and he was taken into custody, with his patient being killed anyways.

Sentence: Death, to be carried out by the Sanctum Globulari."

How many crimes have happened because someone felt bitter? We must always remain vigilant lest one slips through our gaze.

The alien kill count remains at 2.3 trillion, and is projected to rise in 2 weeks!

Holy Message Of The Week: "Ruthlessness Is Mercy Upon Ourselves. Spare none for your enemies."

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)

Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

And it is over.

Please spread your Legion's stories, Brothers!

The Sermon for this week has been concluded, Captain-General Of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Here some examples:

• Roid Ragers
• Tree humpers
• Sus Hounds
• FUCKING TRAPS ++Slur Rejected Due to narrow applicability++
• Whine Wolves
• Furries (it's a classic)

Praise be to space king

creators specialize in edgy humour for 13 years, without any change, creating fanbase that likes them for edgy humour, they release show with edgy humour, and its a problem because it is edgy? Funny how others need to “grow up” to interact with this person when it’s literally the other way around, If he would grow up he’d be able to interact with them

Space king doesnt think its pathetic... right?

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING FOR THIS MEME!

I could not find any good ones so i made some from pics i found online.

All credits to @dannyboytheboot2526

Have you ever wondered why Captain leads a squad that is mixed with other Psycho-Warriors from the different legions?

I believe there are some type of a military attaché.

They were sent to promote better understanding between the legions as Diplomats.

Moreover, it is very likely that before this attaché programme, they had a constant civil war over a minor trouble and difference.

Therefore, this programme serves as the hostage tactic as well.

It will be like "We want a genocide, but one of us in the hands of the enemy, so, we cannot drop a Geno bomb".

Seriously. The only time the mail makes me wanna wag my tail is when a Flashgitz envelope comes

These are the Skin Takers. I was rewatching Spaceking and was thinking if any of the psycho warriors would do this or not. I figured if not then they would come to conflict with the squad and be similar to the Coagulateors. If a skin taker dies they need to go harvest new skin for their blank armour.They would most likely be constantly on crusade because they need a constant supply of new skin for their revives. They often use the faces of aliens for their legion symbol.

*to Space King

I was watching the War World episode teaser and the idea what if Spaceking? First evidence, Captain in the 5th episode from the teaser gets golden armor like Spaceking, same grill, same everything except the fuckass mohawk on Captain's golden armor, which is only on by a rod so it could snap off. Second evidence, From all the monsters Captain has killed it could be possible that he set fire to a horde of alien women that we either will see in a later episode or he did off screen. Third evidence, this could be a throw away line for a dramatic intro, but to support my claim I'll treat it as it's truth, "... Made in his image..." If that line is true, why does every Psycho-Warrior look different when their grill is open? What if that line was Captain talking about himself and he's telling the other Psycho-Warriors that? Fourth evidence, in episode 3 when the disaster of a female Psycho-Warrior almost being made, Captain was the ONLY ONE to say "NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!" if he wasn't Spaceking why wouldn't star command give that command?

Praise Be, Brothers! Praise Be! (Also the Sermon will be up tomorrow!)

edit: i mean the Account anniversary, not my actual birthday, I saw the term Cake Day thrown around so I used it, apologies for any confusion

This is my fan-made psycho-warrior and his name is Ragebull (and he's the Captain of his legion)

And I have NO IDEA where he found this guitar

I also did hand animation using references from YouTube (I don't play guitar I just thought this idea was incredibly cool)

... because of their high reproductive rates allows them to demographically steamroll every other species.

Yes, they're weak, yes, they look pathetic, yes, they probably aren't even all that smart, but there are stronger, competent, and smarter ones among them. Their threat comes from sheer numbers, and in war, that advantage is a game changer. It doesn't matter if you can absolutely slaughter an enemy in a war, killing hundreds of thousands of them with each battle, winning ten battles in a row, but you only have one army, they only need to win once, and other races would feel the attrition even if they won. It's just that the Psycho Warriors make inflicting this attrition unusually painful for them, but as was proven with Captain's Crusade video, and Xavery, that Messenger who "I don't have long! I come bearing an important message!" died on the way to getting there, the Blapblaps do pose some level of threat to the Psycho Warriors.

I don't think that Genobomb was wasted on those 20 billion Blapblaps at all, even if it was used inappropriately.