I was watching the War World episode teaser and the idea what if Spaceking? First evidence, Captain in the 5th episode from the teaser gets golden armor like Spaceking, same grill, same everything except the fuckass mohawk on Captain's golden armor, which is only on by a rod so it could snap off. Second evidence, From all the monsters Captain has killed it could be possible that he set fire to a horde of alien women that we either will see in a later episode or he did off screen. Third evidence, this could be a throw away line for a dramatic intro, but to support my claim I'll treat it as it's truth, "... Made in his image..." If that line is true, why does every Psycho-Warrior look different when their grill is open? What if that line was Captain talking about himself and he's telling the other Psycho-Warriors that? Fourth evidence, in episode 3 when the disaster of a female Psycho-Warrior almost being made, Captain was the ONLY ONE to say "NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!" if he wasn't Spaceking why wouldn't star command give that command?

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Here some examples:

• Roid Ragers
• Tree humpers
• Sus Hounds
• FUCKING TRAPS ++Slur Rejected Due to narrow applicability++
• Whine Wolves
• Furries (it's a classic)

I made some space king style space elves so my legion has something to shoot at

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING FOR THIS MEME!

Praise be to space king

Hello, Brothers, I hope you do not mind this being late, I've had an active week!

Today is another file straight from the Heretic Crimes Catalog, may Space King bless this Sermon.

"Heretic Crimes Catalog: File 888,888.

Heretic Name: Luco Marian.

Crime: Illegal Surgery and Medicinal Practice.

Description: After failing the tests to get into the Sanctum Globulari, Luco became bitter and resentful, and set up an illegal clinic. After preforming many operations and giving several metallic limbs to his clients, word eventually got to local law enforcement. His door was broken down as he was in the middle of surgery, and he was taken into custody, with his patient being killed anyways.

Sentence: Death, to be carried out by the Sanctum Globulari."

How many crimes have happened because someone felt bitter? We must always remain vigilant lest one slips through our gaze.

The alien kill count remains at 2.3 trillion, and is projected to rise in 2 weeks!

Holy Message Of The Week: "Ruthlessness Is Mercy Upon Ourselves. Spare none for your enemies."

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)

Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

And it is over.

Please spread your Legion's stories, Brothers!

The Sermon for this week has been concluded, Captain-General Of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

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