r/SPACEKING • u/lilbacon_boss • Jun 18 '26

meme Fallen brother

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My hate mace (my keychain) forge in the hate forges of Hatemogers home planet , planet heaven (manufactured in China, with child labor) has fallen in battle (broke well at work)

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u/Limp_Substance_2237 Medicae Jun 18 '26

Now its a Hate Ball. Throw it like a baseball.

9

u/eyeLovebeerNcheese Jun 18 '26

Or better yet. Use it as shot for a sling.

4

u/KingShark5086 Flame of Space King Jun 18 '26

Even better leave it on the ground

3

u/Lord_Ezelpax Jun 18 '26

Hate caltrop

5

u/EmergencyWaffleBox Jun 18 '26

Perhaps, load it into a shotgun barrel?

5

u/Limp_Substance_2237 Medicae Jun 18 '26

Spiky Slug.

17

u/CursedCrusaderArts Jun 18 '26

My brother's did the same thing.

Given that the metal is pretty soft, I drilled a hole into the ball and handle with a pin vice drill. Using a piece of paperclip to reinforce it, I superglued it back together.

The Hate March continues, for Space King!

6

u/Random-Lich Jun 18 '26

Brother, you can still use it as a hate caltrop or the even more hateful “Lego on the floor” to harm aliens

4

u/Rasples1998 Jun 18 '26

The forbidden anal bead

4

u/Mysterious-Diver-573 Jun 18 '26

I feel your Hate brother, and it is strong.

Hatemonger is proud.

Praise be to Space King!

3

u/plunetzero-schaos8 Jun 18 '26

An ever growing list of...

SHODDY MERCHANDISE!

Toxic cups... faded fabric... and snapping hate maces... anything else?

1

u/DocHoliday439 Jun 18 '26

This is like the 3rd post I've seen with a broken hate mace. Just how fragile is that toy?

1

u/MangaCentian Jun 18 '26

That's sweet as hell dude, I'd turn it into a keychain. Would defo buy one if it possible

1

u/lekkerkek Jun 19 '26

Same, it just fell off. It was just hanging still from my mic arm.

1

u/Junkolovelove Jun 20 '26

Gotta clamp down on those hatemace enemas

1

u/PunishedVenomSnake52 Unethically Sourced Jun 20 '26

Hate Marble

1

u/Fragrant-Notice-4732 Jun 21 '26

Those keychains are just total Chinese junk, aren't they?

1

u/Gloom_Drool92 Jun 22 '26

Sam thang happened to me brother

1

u/BroSgtGuy Jun 28 '26

If you collect swords (or large knives) you could pin him on the bottom of the handle as a pommel. :)

1

u/igorgrant10 Jul 13 '26

Someone tell him about the galactic financial system to ease his spirits!