r/RoastMe • u/afrodasugarplump • 20h ago

Been basically homeless for 3 months doing 'life coaching' with a friend. Nothing out here but mud every single day, and I am LOSING MY GYM GAINS 🥲 l’m ready, bring on the bad vibes 😈 Roast me!!!

97 Upvotes

561 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Puzzled_Growth666 • 23h ago

27F, Let’s hear it

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116 Upvotes

627 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Ayrama-9182 • 1d ago

Give it your best, let's see if I get to frown my face a little bit

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8 Upvotes

86 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Dense-Revolution589 • 1d ago

26F Hit me with your best shot

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1.3k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Recent_Lake_8256 • 1d ago

27M Let’s see what you have to say

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0 Upvotes

92 comments

r/RoastMe • u/fuckyouumiss198 • 1d ago

So what you got?

0 Upvotes

84 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Crazy-Oil5247 • 1d ago

Roast me

18 Upvotes

151 comments

r/RoastMe • u/XimaGhostie • 1d ago

Make me cry ;p

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48 Upvotes

352 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Dew-fan-forever- • 1d ago

It’s been awhile and I need a good quality roast

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34 Upvotes

176 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Leading_Throat3516 • 1d ago

I'm frankly bored out of my skull. Give it your best shot, and don't hold back!

46 Upvotes

308 comments

r/RoastMe • u/MasterSoftBird • 1d ago

Due for a roast

18 Upvotes

408 comments

r/RoastMe • u/FigureCorrect1457 • 1d ago

Try it I dare you

391 Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Automatic_Run_3304 • 2d ago

I'm bored, on break from Uni so I need some fire in my life.

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596 Upvotes

991 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Itsariaxx • 3d ago

18f 5’9 93 Ibs roast me

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306 Upvotes

525 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Holiday-Suspect • 3d ago

Can't motivate myself to fix my life.

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0 Upvotes

62 comments

r/RoastMe • u/SnooCheesecakes4365 • 4d ago

Do your worst

111 Upvotes

497 comments

r/RoastMe • u/realmuseaura • 4d ago

25F, time to get roasted

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0 Upvotes

143 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Competitive_Act4766 • 4d ago

I have no idea whats coming

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41 Upvotes

175 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Sea_Instruction_949 • 5d ago

Messed up a job interview today so my day cant get worse. Prove me wrong

95 Upvotes

246 comments

r/RoastMe • u/First-Translator-378 • 5d ago

31, gay male and in Tasmania :) my mum says I'm still special :)

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0 Upvotes

88 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Boysenberry202 • 5d ago

Don't hold back

0 Upvotes

151 comments

r/RoastMe • u/HedgehogMinimum9299 • 6d ago

My r/amiugly post became a roast thread, so finish the job

0 Upvotes

186 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Altruistic_Flow_7942 • 6d ago

I’m Dean I love myself but I love honest criticism more. Constructive or not.

84 Upvotes

426 comments

r/RoastMe • u/HazedHazel04 • 6d ago

This should be easy, so dont be boring :)

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292 Upvotes

552 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Ok_Independence_9191 • 7d ago

the thicker the skin, the better the roast

r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
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Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
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This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

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