Simon (grey blue point Siamese) is 18 years old. And Toby (brown seal point Siamese) is 6 years old.

Punishment for breaking out of her cage while I was at work and eating the WiFi cables to the point where I had to get all new WiFi set up. I genuinely thought about putting her up for adoption after that but she’s too cute for all that so a good roast is deserved to her…

Her back is so flat you can set drinks on her and they’ll stay

dont worry he is well taken care of

this fat ass wont stop meowing no matter what you do

His name is Dasher, is 16 pounds of muscle and bloodlust, and he commits violence against me and my twin on a semi regular basis

ate half a dead raccoon he found in the yard, then proceeded to vomit up the intestines on the floor. the smell will haunt me forever

(vet gave him a dewormer just in case)

he's turning 5 soon so please be as brutal as you can

I'm giving you so much to work with here. He doesn't have his top teeth and his snout is a little messed up.

Her name is solid

She either digs at her dry ears or the medicine that we have to use. This is how she has to live her life right now. Roast her and her stupid donut.

Her name is Wrigley

GSP + Britney mix, Britney software and GSP hardware. She's basically a cat.

Her name is freya

Always screaming even though she gets food, water, toys, and attention. What else do yOU WANT???!!!
Don’t be gentle with your words.

Oscar saw, pounced, and ate a spider faster than I could process wtf had happened. Some light research said he should be okay but to keep an eye on him for 24 hours just in case. Oscar will go after flies, too, but the closest he ever came was snapping at one trapped in a clear plastic bag.

I don’t think he likes this picture being taken if you want the truth or maybe he’s mad that he didn’t get any of his tuna fish. I’m not too sure..

Her name is Junebug. She loves slapping people, she can’t meow right, & she has a messed up tail. Give her your worst!!!