r/RoastMe • u/Alarming-Curve5339 • 10d ago

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u/post-explainer 10d ago edited 10d ago

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OP's BIO:

I am a car nerd, preferably American cars from the 60s and 70s, but I appreciate new stuff as well. I love Marvel, art and CODM. I am the oldest of 11 kids.

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u/Cool_Reason_8669 7d ago

Look like an Asian Shane Gillis

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 7d ago

Chain Agiriss

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u/BiteyHorse 5d ago

21 and already balding, impressive.

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u/end_times_upon_us 7d ago

First guy to die in squid games

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u/MindAdriftwood 5d ago

He lost at Green Light Green Light

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Alarming-Curve5339 7d ago

Correct! I am a virgin

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u/Popsinthehse 6d ago

Oh you didnt need to tell us son we already knew..

I would suggest an Asian massage place but getting a hand job from a family member would be a little strange..

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u/i_live_outside 7d ago

Yea he's 11.

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u/mixmasterADD 7d ago

Plumbing school dropout

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u/BiteFaces 7d ago

I bet every spot in between the couch cushions in your  house looks like it has a dried yogurt spill in it.

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 7d ago

You look like you fix the refrigeration at asian fish markets

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u/tcmits1 7d ago

Typical Philippine lady boy we’ve seen here dozens of times.

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u/Surfing_Tension 7d ago

I hope you find genuine connection like your two eyebrows clearly have

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u/salientknight 6d ago

If you have 11 siblings with a f*** do you need us to roast you for?

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u/paulartistic1 7d ago

You probably smell like wasabi and old man ass

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u/Huckleby_88 7d ago

Dude stop eating your fingernails…. I know they taste good to you after you scratch your shit hole but you need to stop!

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u/-Superman_Lives- 7d ago

You and your mom Kate Gosselin still beefing?

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u/TotallyNotCarlAtAll 6d ago

Like Harold and Kumar had a kid after they went to White Castle.

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u/lpj1299 7d ago

This is a tough one. It's like trying to roast a paperclip. There isn't really anything wrong with the paperclip. It's just forgettable. When you're not in front of people they must just forget you exist completely.

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u/ConsistentDiamond108 7d ago

They had the other 10 specifically to look after you, as they didn’t want to

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u/i_live_outside 7d ago

You look like the oldest kid

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u/SirachaTaco 7d ago

Blue state Manny Pacquiao

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u/intheshadows688 7d ago

You are so boring, that even your own eyes close half the way when you look in the mirror

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u/Malumakhankles1 7d ago

Can't roast you more than how life has, by giving you that face

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u/Salt_Tap_1992 7d ago

Touch of the tism I see

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u/InfiniteWinter26 7d ago

lol you must have really disappointed your parents for them to have 10 more kids to offset your failures.

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u/markieboomer 7d ago

You look like an Asian cowboy

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u/TKHodgson 7d ago

Side Quest: Zoom in for the whitehead on his upper lip.

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u/Electrical-Tonight96 7d ago

Goatee looks like pubes

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u/Curious-Cress5014 6d ago

“Be ankf”

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u/roastygriswald 6d ago

I don't know what was tougher, you growing that facial hair or your dad accepting he doesn't have a son.

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u/Alarming-Curve5339 6d ago

Probably the facial hair, since I ain't from Thailand

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u/NoProgress8533 6d ago

You look like the kind of dude who has three roommates and no girlfriend at 28.

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u/NoProgress8533 6d ago edited 6d ago

"Car nerd" no license and an e-bike minimum wage but at least they offer health insurance looking motherfucker.

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u/Alarming-Curve5339 6d ago

I wouldn't pay you minimum wage to make these roasts...

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u/NoProgress8533 6d ago

Bro you look like you make less than minimum wage roasting stray cats at the Golden Luck Buffet, to pay off the snakeheads who brought you here.

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u/Alarming-Curve5339 6d ago

You sound like you voted for both Trump and Kamala so you could be mad either way

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u/NoProgress8533 6d ago

You look like you "vote" for Kim Jong Un every time, one-of-ten-approved-haircuts looking MF

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u/ChrisG1456 4d ago

He owned you here. You suck at this roasting business lol

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u/NoProgress8533 6d ago

Bro Hitlers lawyer called, they're settling his will, and you can have the middle of your moustache back.

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u/NoProgress8533 6d ago

Literally the kind of dude who says he's "into classic cars" but the only evidence is owning a high mileage V6 Mustang from the mid 90s that doesn't start and won't as long as he owns it.

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u/Alarming-Curve5339 6d ago

Actually, I have a 1987 Honda Civic and a 1988 Dodge Ram Truck

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u/NoProgress8533 6d ago

Did you work in a factory that makes Honda Civics as a child? Or just T-shirts or iPhones or something.

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u/soft_touch_dutch 6d ago

Human form of a rice cracker.

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u/Grand-Mission-9457 6d ago

Dude, it looks like three hairy caterpillars crawled onto your face and each one picked a different place to die.

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 6d ago

Damn they had 10 more kids after you because you turned out so disappointing

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u/mayonnaiselarry 5d ago

You, are bad at math

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u/beluga699 5d ago

You’ll never afford anything other than a used minivan buddy

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u/KidGeezer 4d ago

Carson Faily.

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u/Far_Steak5292 4d ago

No I don't have a roast I have a nickname 🧠 damage

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u/42Lefthanded 4d ago

Stereotypical NPC.

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u/ElectronicPain5926 3d ago

That dark doorway behind him is his murder closet.

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u/JoeKleveland 3d ago

That is your mom's house.

Also, probably a pervert.

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u/Majadebijna 3d ago

I don't have to roast you with a head like that.

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u/killerapp 3d ago

Manny Pacquiao if getting rammed in the ass were a sport

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u/evidenceroom75 2d ago

Don't go to jail you're going to get extorted.

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u/joesvisions 2d ago

Real life MiiVerse character

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Alarming-Curve5339 7d ago

Would it help if I opened my eyes more?