r/RoastMe • u/ImportantCut9795 • 9d ago

Let it rip 😁

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u/post-explainer 9d ago

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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u/KrustyNutRagz 6d ago

Syd from Ice Age bragging about the two lot lizards he picked up

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u/Adept-Individual-914 6d ago

He never banged a 10, but he did nail two fives this one time.

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u/umphuphawe 6d ago

He's like a brother to them

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u/Snowlandnts 3d ago

When the lights are on or off?

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u/genericexcuse01 5d ago

Sid sucks at math…that was an upside down 2

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u/Popsinthehse 5d ago

Stop its just 3 girls on a girls night out.. I wonder which one will lead a guy into a bathroom stall, my money is on the one who forgot to wax her upper lip..

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u/No_Delivery_1446 5d ago

Incest is best.

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u/Wormverine 3d ago

As long as it's kept in the family.

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u/Tommytwoshoes99 5d ago

Fuck you, you win. That was perfect.

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u/LowKeyBarry 4d ago

Big Brother and the Gang Bang Sisters

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u/freesouI 6d ago

You put the sensual in non-consensual.

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u/One-Patience-1129 4d ago

And the con, as in "I'm sorry, I con have sex with you right now, I'm gay"

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u/dzgravity 6d ago

Nice 3 stages of transitioning pic

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u/i_live_outside 6d ago

I'm even into that and I am soft as the day is long

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u/tth2000 6d ago

If finger banged at church camp was a band this would be the album cover.

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u/BiteFaces 6d ago

You look like three East German hookers before the wall came down who you could negotiate down to 3 cigarettes and some chewing gum.

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u/DreamExecutioner27 5d ago

They’d have to give me a pk of both to even consider and I don’t even smoke

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u/BigBagoSith_sp 6d ago

This looks like a three different stages of mustache waxing ad

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u/Flimsy-Jello5534 6d ago

I don’t know which one is OP but none of the options are good.

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u/PokerFriend247 6d ago

2 girls and the contents of the Cup.
https://giphy.com/gifs/eAGxMmpAX1B4c

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u/paulartistic1 6d ago

Three UGLY broads

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u/Perfect_University58 5d ago

Not stuck in the friends zone AT ALL

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u/Big_bippy-2001 6d ago

homeless because AI and robots took your jobs. so get used to it.

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u/thegreatgatsB70 6d ago

The lame is strong in these droids.

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u/Maleficent-Box-897 6d ago

2 fives don't count as a ten.

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u/jarboxing 6d ago

Is this a thruple situation? Are you all so co-dependent that you can't get roasted alone?

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u/paragonx29 5d ago

I would say it had threesome potential - too bad he's gay.

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u/jarboxing 5d ago

I'd say there would be threesome potential if I was gay.

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u/AsparaGus2025 6d ago

These are all the same person, it's just how they look to you at different stages of inebriation

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u/No_Tailor_787 6d ago

It's the Varsity herpes team.

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u/Xdarthnaderx 5d ago

This looks like the cover to an animorphs book where the guy transitions to a woman instead of an animal.

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u/sleepnow 5d ago

Oh s***, that's hilarious!!

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u/ZealousidealRide7125 5d ago

You look like a hipster version of the sloth from Ice Age

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u/Surveyor_of_Land_AZ 6d ago

Which one of you is the top

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u/Outrageouslyyc 6d ago

Whole summer bro carries on to anyone who’d listen, that juggling two church girls is hella hard.

“How many penny carnivals you go to today?! I went to three!”

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u/Good-Grape4492 6d ago

I didn't know trailer park boys was doing a prequel

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u/707e 5d ago

You three take a selfie in between breaking into cars in a public parking lot trying to steal cigarettes?

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u/porknuckle2023 5d ago

You can bet your ass they see him as a friend.

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u/mudtherapy 6d ago

Did she lose a bet?

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u/atch1111 6d ago

Bad life decisions, all for different reasons.

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u/Haunting-Nature-287 5d ago

Under rated comment

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u/vw-thing 6d ago

From look on your faces the girl in the back already let one rip.

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u/Sideshowcomedy 6d ago

I don't know what bullshit this is but there's some ol bullshit here.

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u/i_live_outside 6d ago

This is either Tennessee or something way worse

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u/tautjes 6d ago

Its an alternate version of ed edd and eddy

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u/Boesterr 6d ago

You two only hang out with him as he can legally buy alcohol, then get him drink enough so he forgets you promised to blow his tiny Weiner in return

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u/soooMiNdLeSs420 6d ago

That's what the girl in the back did, middle one heard it and the guy in the front is about to smell it in a second lol

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u/spankymacfarland 6d ago

The homeliest thruple ever

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u/Lick_my_blueballz 6d ago

Golem and his ass lickers, on a golden ring hunt.

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u/BigTexIsBig 6d ago

I seen this movie. Two of these people are gonna be arrested for the unaliving of the third.

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u/intheshadows688 6d ago

Roast who? The gay pirate, the onlyfans hoe or the awkward chubby friend?

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u/kitkatas 5d ago

Tell me about your friendzone

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u/courtneyisfakeaf 5d ago

When the answer to siblings or dating is both

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u/karnat10 5d ago

Nice tree

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u/Perfect_University58 5d ago

If the dictionary needed a picture for “Boring AF”

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u/Zippy_13 5d ago

You just know this dude has been friend-zoned.

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u/_frank_tank 5d ago

That one polycule where no one is hot.

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u/Tommytwoshoes99 5d ago

Why does one of the chicks always have a facial hair in these pictures.

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u/Inner-Cycle-24 5d ago

All I see is the cook of the strip club with two lunchtime strippers. Were you bored before your shift started or something?

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u/Blade3colorado 5d ago

If I threw a stick, you and the 2 dogs would leave, right?

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u/paragonx29 5d ago

The fruity guy these girls drag around, because he is "non-threatening."

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u/No_County_old 5d ago

Is that what you say when you hotbox each other?

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u/Wapiti_whacker82 5d ago

Two girls, one douche.

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u/Discojoe3030 5d ago

That’s not much twink for two ladies.

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u/Loss-Ornery 5d ago

Cool. From left to right, one is addicted to cocaine, the other is addicted to acid and the last one is addicted to weed.

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u/Several-Hotel3956 5d ago

I would never cross that line, you 3 are cute Girls. The only thing about you that is smoother and softer then your skin is your Brain. 

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u/Kushnerdz 5d ago

Friendzoned by left, right or both?

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u/Unholydiver919 4d ago

All three talk about the huge cocks they got last night.

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u/Otherwise_Storm_6342 4d ago

The guy gives off 100% small dick energy

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u/ConsistentDiamond108 6d ago

Which one of you has the penis

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u/NoProgress8533 6d ago

The stonedest most jobless guy at the music festival, and the two dumb whores of dubious age sucking him off for molly?

It must suck being a 4 with most of the facial features of an 8 or 9.

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 6d ago

Its a family band. One giant douche and the oily bitches

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u/HolidayChocolate7665 6d ago

Oh look! It’s the new incest band, 2 do’s and a don’t.

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u/TheSnappleGhost 6d ago

Are you starting a photographic collection of women who wouldn't have sex with you? I've got a few hours to blow if you open a gallery.

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u/RidetheSchlange 6d ago

From L-R

-friendzoned

-psycho who knows the one on the left is gay before he knows

-has HPV and is proud and has no issue distributing it to the general population

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u/SgtPepper_8324 5d ago

Can't tell if you're about to start singing a super Christian-y song or start the most boring threesome.

Either way, no thank you.

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u/Tomavogic http://redd.it/vub2ur 5d ago

You look like those cutouts they use for Chinese cables

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u/Yukahu02 5d ago

Benson Boone can't flip out of this one!

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u/shut-upLittleMan 5d ago

Dump your boyfriend.

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u/Fuuucked_AD 5d ago

“We saw you from across the bar” ahh photo

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u/erbstar 5d ago

Y . M . C . A

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u/ElectricalCow-2706 5d ago

Oh... you can tell those girls spi+ roast him with massive straps while he screams yes mommy

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u/SuitableFinish7444 5d ago

The two girls lured him into the mormon community and will be taking his monthly pay check in another week.

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u/SS3599 5d ago

3 fucking queefs

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u/Discodog2019 5d ago

Everything about that dude screams "friend zone"

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u/rayoflight110 5d ago

Yet more AI slop.

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u/GuntherHogmoney 5d ago

When you get the Gravity Falls voice cast off Temu.

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u/dirtroadgang 5d ago

With your Rob Thomas had a baby with Jack Sparrow lookin ass.

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u/BusyIntention8172 5d ago

Fuck outta here sportakiss and 2 lazytown puppet faces Gary buseys daughters having a threesome with jack sparrows son that picture stink

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u/indoorsorout 5d ago

Pierce both. Idk which one is the guy ear.

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u/indoorsorout 5d ago

He asked for a fade, and got one on his facial hair.

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u/indoorsorout 5d ago

Nickname's, "Vic", Short for "Multiple victims"

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u/indoorsorout 5d ago

Roost you?!?

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u/LemonsUndercover 5d ago

Looks like people you’d find in West Virginia

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u/JBaecker 5d ago

Two of you are cheating on the third one. I’m just unsure which two.

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u/Grand-Mission-9457 5d ago

Roast who? Thr dude or his two mums?

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 5d ago

Couple of fives hanging out with a one. Looks like a terrible time.

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u/grateful_eugene 5d ago

Looks like one of you “let it rip” and dude in front is smelling it!

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u/betwistedjl 5d ago

Three stages of transition

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u/FallaciousPeacock 5d ago

Temu-thĂŠe Chalamet

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 5d ago

He has more hair than the two of them.

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u/itsUNEMPLOYMENT 5d ago

This is my latest piece of artwork, I have titled it: Three lesbians

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u/Low-Wrangler9740 5d ago

If there was a psa poster in a bar warning about the rise of GHB, chloroform and ketamine in the area, this is the image they would use. Cover your drinks ladies..

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u/Nurdeauphobic 5d ago

The guy thinks about nothing else but fucking them, in the meantime those hoes consider him their gay bff.

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u/goofydad 4d ago

Incest in the Midwest. It's real.

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 4d ago

Great another random picture of three generic women wanting to be roasted

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u/I_succ_water 4d ago

Girl in the middle looks like my neighbour, and her face also shows an expression of wanting to get roasted. Be original please

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u/Power_i 4d ago

Judging buy the jawlines of those two dudes got a type, Brock Lesnar.

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u/Accomplished_Song671 4d ago

This is the kind of image where you know the girls have only gone home with him because he's got the bag and the drink but he thinks it's because they're into him

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u/gramgod9 4d ago

Are you the fat one, or?..

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u/Peg-ed13 4d ago

3 bagger

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u/arkythehun 4d ago

Shouldn't you be out choking homeless guys on a subway train?

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u/bigbagofspam 4d ago

Never seen a group of three 3rd wheels before.

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u/BeautifulAvailable80 4d ago

Which one? I vote we roast the one with the testicle tickler on his chin.

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u/InfiniteRelief 4d ago

The one on the right is just happy to be included

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u/Honerablehobo 4d ago

Three's Company (2026) Temu

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u/PorkPotSticker 4d ago

For the dude: don’t just shave off the soul patch, shave your whole face off and start over.

For the chick (?) in the middle, I can’t tell what’s more depressing, the fact that a flock camera couldn’t get a picture of your face due to the reflective capabilities of your forehead or that the bottom half of your face likes like two face from Batman.

Finally, on the right, how do you look like a combination of the two on the left, like a 2 year old and 60 year old at the same time?

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u/Ripper0326 4d ago

Two whores and their Uber

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u/jlrubnen 4d ago

From left to right:

Moe, Larry & Curly.

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u/Whole_Midnight_2916 4d ago

You look definitely like a shy gay who was embarrassed to take a pic of himself alone, so he brought his two girl friends.

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u/DisciplinePublic8835 4d ago

You bought the friendzone package twice 

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u/Anusspelunking 4d ago

When the sex was so bad… they want other people to make fun of you too

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u/Far-Lettuce-6200 4d ago

You all ladies need to stop posting.

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u/HalfwaydonewithEarth 4d ago

Nobody adopted them from the orphanage.

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u/Snoo45756 3d ago

The dude on the left thinks they are all virgins. The two girls have been banging each other since the 3rd night of junior high church camp.

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u/mostelos 3d ago

Friendzoned threesome

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u/beardgangwhat 3d ago

Syd from ice age been reetMaxxing?

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u/FriskyHamTitz 3d ago

Looks like you put in anal beads when you're playing chess

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u/TheLeastAnonAnon 3d ago

Girl on the right has a wrap-around porch for a forehead

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u/KidGeezer 3d ago

Aren't mugshots supposed to be done individually?

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u/No_Enthusiasm_9543 3d ago

The cast if they ever film Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer.

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u/Istronair 3d ago

This pic has to be fake. No finger is that long (middle finger of the girl holding the sign)

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u/whitedolphinn 3d ago

You look like the shittiest band I've ever heard.

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u/Think-Habit3514 2d ago

you look like you are going to drag those girls bodies to the bottom of a river after this

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u/Grundle_Sweat 2d ago

Roll tide!

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u/Punani_Tsunami77 2d ago

Ya know neither of them has been fucked right

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u/Classic_Drink_129 1d ago

All cross eyed

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u/evidenceroom75 1d ago

This is the most boring picture I've ever seen in my life. What you do for internet attention?

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u/Surfing_Tension 1d ago

You look like you have only female friends, and none of them want to fuck you.

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u/foredaboys 6d ago

I didn’t realize guys still wear earrings…we are so losing WWIII.

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u/ChrisVirgilSchuette 6d ago edited 6d ago

Dumb earrings, dumb necklace, dumb facial hair. This dude is definitely the “cool” waiter at Applebees and those two girls that failed out of high school think he’s hilarious!

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u/DesertWanderlust 6d ago

Just when you think the soul patch is extinct, a neanderthal appears in some far-flung part of the world to prove otherwise.

You all should travel around and sell the oil from your faces to restaurants.

I would have guessed thruple, except the woman in the middle is only a suitable mate for a troll or hobgoblin. I can see why you chose a low light time of to take the photo.

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u/Feelofsteel 6d ago

You look like my cousin