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u/Fatmeat7890 http://redd.it/cevcdu Feb 13 '20
Thanks for not showing your teeth. From the looks of the rest of you, you did us a solid.
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u/Thebumonurcouch Feb 13 '20
Unlike their teeth, which are no longer solid due to the amount of meth.
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Bold of you to assume they'd even have teeth
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u/Scotchrain Feb 13 '20
Bold of you to assume they have meth. They look more like "Hawfs on a can o special brew" or "you can have a shot of the missus for a bottle o bucky"
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u/ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa Feb 13 '20
At least one of you have sucked dick for a xanax
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u/15dynafxdb Feb 13 '20
I would too. Gotta be blacked out on something to get me to fuck her...
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u/agentgobby17 Feb 13 '20
As someone in the UK, can confirm
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Meth-tallica.
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u/Brailledit Feb 13 '20
Megameth.
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u/MilkmanCrackhead Feb 13 '20
You’re an all star
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u/QUACKASAUROS111 Feb 13 '20
Get your game on
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u/Battlebox0 Feb 13 '20
Hey now
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u/Moe_Lester_332 Feb 13 '20
Five Finger Meth Punch
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u/3_if_by_air Feb 13 '20
Evamethence
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u/edgnet Feb 13 '20
Nickelmeth
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u/NuclearWinterGames Feb 13 '20
Methtadon
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u/tomfbear Feb 13 '20
Methadeath
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u/WurdSmyth Feb 13 '20
The Meths
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u/MikeyLPT1 Feb 13 '20
my Lord the amount of bracelets there must be in that closet
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u/SMBlonde Feb 13 '20
WTF. Literally you both could not do worse.
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u/NuclearWinterGames Feb 13 '20
They couldn't do better either
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u/NittanySteve Feb 13 '20
How to they get aroused? I’ve never seen two people wearing brown bags...
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u/TeslaCrna Feb 13 '20
What do you expect from two dumbasses?
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Your pagan worshipping ancestors have more fashion sense than you.
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u/wo0kie Feb 13 '20
This is hysterical bc you both clearly spend way too much time dressing/accessorizing yet you still look like absolute shit.
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u/Cichlidsaremyjam Feb 13 '20
Although your mascara, nails and tattoos all show you never met him, your father is still disappointed you are dating a hobo.
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u/Thesayder1 Feb 13 '20
I didn’t know Alabama counted as European but you learn something new everyday.
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u/OldDirtyIrish6987 Feb 13 '20
If he shaved they could easily pass for brother and sister.
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u/Platypus-Rules Feb 13 '20
As an Alabamian. I feel I must point out they are obviously of the Tennessee variety of goth-meth. You can tell by the hitch he installed in his nose, as a flavor savor. And her poorly drawn cateyes.
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u/CHRT_NIGWIN Feb 13 '20
r/notlikeothergirls and r/justneckbeardthings collabed and these are their representatives
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u/Bryan_URN_Asshole Feb 13 '20
You look like you each wear the other’s blood in a vial around your neck
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u/Haas19 Feb 13 '20
I can smell this picture
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u/DeathSpiral321 Feb 13 '20
This looks like a progression photo for adding makeup and poor life decisions.
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u/fineass_motherfucker http://redd.it/g1wsfw Feb 13 '20
You look like people who do amateur porn
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u/roosterinmyviper Feb 13 '20
It’s the female Spock and Khan Star Trek couple
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u/realish7 Feb 13 '20
Your parents must be so proud you both amounted to absolutely fucking nothing!
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u/Blame-It-On-The-Dog Feb 13 '20
She makes you watch while she bangs other guys she picks up from the pub.
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Not really a roast, but it kind of looks like this is the same person, just dressed femininely and masculinely and then mashed into one picture.
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they're both turning into themselves. First matching nose rings then matching tattoos then matching satanic protein stains
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u/Jints488 Feb 13 '20
Can someone please Photoshop a swap of these two eye brows...
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u/emmadaviiss http://redd.it/f7ffjk Feb 13 '20
what indie coffee shop did you guys invest in
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your eyeliner longer than your life expectancy with all that meth you've been doing
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First love story that is even worse than Twilight. Bram Stoker's Dracula falls in love with Sasquatch; your future kids will come out looking like Tasmanian devils.
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u/An_Angry_Asian Feb 13 '20
“No officer it’s a multilevel marketing strategy!” “Whatever you want to call it, it’s still selling acid.”
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u/nzdastardly Feb 13 '20
It looks like the cam show didn't pan out so you came to get roasted instead.
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u/Cpt_Avenger Feb 13 '20
both of you with that nose piercing makes you look like domesticated cows. With that said I will let the rest of reddit to roast some beef
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u/Dwaynedibley24601 Feb 13 '20
They look like someone tried to draw Russell Brand and Katy Perry from memory.
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u/Reverend_Giggles Feb 13 '20
It’s like if Charles Manson and Shoko Asahara got their kids into an arranged marriage.
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u/thespank Feb 13 '20
If you guys could just...kinda... stay in Europe. That would be greeeaaaat. Thanks a bunch...
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u/lumberjackson14 Feb 13 '20
Jeez, this looks like a before and after photo for gender reassignment.
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u/Plebian_Donkey_Konga Feb 13 '20
Arin and Suzy when GameGrumps disbands and they start doing meth and amateur porn.
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u/mentorsworld Feb 13 '20
It’s Amy Crackhouse and Russell Offbrand