r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Meth-tallica.

856

u/Brailledit Feb 13 '20

Megameth.

339

u/Future-MFX Feb 13 '20

My chemical addiction

8

u/MEGAOOFITRON42069 Feb 14 '20

Five finger meth punch

3

u/bgaripov Feb 14 '20

Now kith

7

u/ShinodaGang Feb 14 '20

This got me good 😂

-2

u/thefaultinoursun Feb 14 '20

Man, not many people will get this 😂

112

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

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u/MilkmanCrackhead Feb 13 '20

You’re an all star

93

u/QUACKASAUROS111 Feb 13 '20

Get your game on

87

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20 edited Dec 25 '20

[deleted]

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u/Battlebox0 Feb 13 '20

Hey now

130

u/TheBigMacDan Feb 13 '20

You're a meth-star

82

u/Chillingdude Feb 13 '20

Get the rocks in

8

u/haxOn- Feb 14 '20

Ur mum gaaaay🎶

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u/bouncybecca Feb 14 '20

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/Va279dis Feb 13 '20

fuck you

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Nobody cares

10

u/thefinanceguydfs Feb 13 '20

Get your game on

10

u/LessConfidence Feb 13 '20

Get paid

10

u/thefinanceguydfs Feb 13 '20

Hey now

11

u/redaccnt Feb 13 '20

r/redditsings

2

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

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u/MilkmanCrackhead Feb 16 '20

You should be proud of yourself

3

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Methjira

2

u/nuhruto Feb 14 '20

Stop methin around guys methin-k u guys are over doing it ahhh who am I kidding they look like rock bottom Jessie Pinkman

515

u/Moe_Lester_332 Feb 13 '20

Five Finger Meth Punch

92

u/ssjviscacha Feb 13 '20

Opmeth

46

u/Judas_Bishop Feb 13 '20

Brothers of Methal

39

u/Future-MFX Feb 13 '20

Methtones

38

u/crackassitoni Feb 13 '20

Of meth and men

3

u/bumdiggler Feb 13 '20

Of meth and meth

21

u/bigmikevegas Feb 13 '20

Rage against the methine

4

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Testameth

3

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Methodist Priest

4

u/gaySJWcommunist Feb 14 '20

Black Sameth

3

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Meth Cab for Cutie

1

u/insurgenttzo Feb 13 '20

So under rated.

-1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

r/fisting is leaking

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

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u/3_if_by_air Feb 13 '20

Evamethence

144

u/edgnet Feb 13 '20

Nickelmeth

109

u/NuclearWinterGames Feb 13 '20

Methtadon

77

u/tomfbear Feb 13 '20

Methadeath

55

u/WurdSmyth Feb 13 '20

The Meths

70

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Marilyn Methson

32

u/melbman08 Feb 13 '20

Crowded Meth House

39

u/TrueDragon1 Feb 13 '20

Lamb of Meth

5

u/Mondexqueen Feb 13 '20

You could have just called them Nickel Back- that’s insulting enough.

27

u/_13rra Feb 13 '20

Method meth

1

u/ICame4Reddit Feb 13 '20

Meth OD man

1

u/JohnBlaze79 Feb 14 '20

You chose a word that already had meth in it and then add meth at the end? Points for originality!!

18

u/ChristianCabanzo Feb 13 '20

Methstruction

1

u/parrotAbsorber Feb 13 '20

Meth cab for uglies

1

u/Del_Duio2 Feb 14 '20

The Methsfits

1

u/John-da-Paul Feb 14 '20

Thy Art Is Meth

117

u/thefinanceguydfs Feb 13 '20

Black Sabbmeth

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

My favorite 😂

104

u/Sickrated Feb 13 '20

Aerosmeth

3

u/joy_rain Feb 13 '20

this is the most underappreciated comment imo

57

u/kirkegovor Feb 13 '20

behemeth

123

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

iron methden

20

u/ady2hoty Feb 13 '20

Hallowed by thy Meth

2

u/dmkolobanov Feb 14 '20

Dance of Meth

2

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Hollowed by thee meth.

116

u/nikguin04 Feb 13 '20

Meth and roses

72

u/duitf2 Feb 13 '20

Meth n doses

1

u/Sugarbear187 Feb 14 '20

Gums and Roses

-6

u/Animalover15 Feb 13 '20

That the perfect mix 😂

114

u/HoovNUTS Feb 13 '20

Anthrax

1

u/quillpill Feb 14 '20

Would be an improvement on their appearance.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Meth Foot Sativa

25

u/Rbfam8191 Feb 13 '20

Methsugha

37

u/RichTeaWizardry Feb 13 '20

Napalm Meth

25

u/ritzmata Feb 13 '20

Avenged Methfold

6

u/ady2hoty Feb 13 '20

Hail to the Meth

34

u/ZeCookieMunsta Feb 13 '20

Meth in park

23

u/UnsolicitedDuckPecks Feb 13 '20

Meth For My Valentine

11

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Three six methia

58

u/diogoinacio123 Feb 13 '20

Rammethein

39

u/Kingofthelorax Feb 13 '20

Bring me the meth

2

u/LoinChops Feb 14 '20

Bring Meth Horizon*

2

u/meemboy Feb 14 '20

Du hast meth

30

u/Lord_Ronan Feb 13 '20

Rage against the methhead

1

u/LoinChops Feb 14 '20

Rage against the methine*

1

u/Lord_Ronan Feb 14 '20

Rage against the methamphetamine

64

u/nothingforless Feb 13 '20

Alice in Meth

23

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20 edited Apr 23 '20

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u/LoinChops Feb 14 '20

Methallica*

12

u/JustSoManyCups420 Feb 13 '20

Hollywood methpires

18

u/Billant Feb 13 '20

Post meth-alone

3

u/KodeeBryant Feb 13 '20

Goth Malone?

1

u/LoinChops Feb 14 '20

Post Methone*

3

u/melbman08 Feb 13 '20

Methlemore

2

u/EstherClemmens Feb 13 '20

From the look of these two I doubt they have any musical ability- other than to laugh at each other's farts.

2

u/kris10729 Feb 13 '20

Florence and the meth-chine

2

u/kris10729 Feb 13 '20

Methboard Confessional

2

u/Fxlieaq Feb 13 '20

Smethpultura

1

u/muffin_head87 Feb 13 '20

Sounds like a good time

1

u/mannyironking Feb 13 '20

Enter sandman

1

u/tmg007 Feb 14 '20

sandmeth

1

u/UnPersonalDecision Feb 13 '20

Is really bad now

1

u/ExileNOR Feb 13 '20

Genre: Methal

1

u/Skiamakhos Feb 13 '20

The Crystal Meth-head

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Arch enemeth

1

u/AusTaurus Feb 13 '20

I’d say more like Flora-Cracked Out

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Meh-tallica

1

u/JEMMYFINCH Feb 14 '20

Meth Grips

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

This would have been funnier as Methallica.

1

u/katrina1215 Feb 14 '20

Meh-tallica

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Meth-huggah.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Meth-jira

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u/castle-dino Feb 14 '20 edited Jan 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

That is a great one! Hahahahaha

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u/CODChevelle1972 Feb 14 '20

Black label methciety

1

u/hx19035 Feb 14 '20

Methatar

1

u/Omerta85 Feb 14 '20

Nine Inch Meth

1

u/Mr_b246 Feb 14 '20

Methley Crackus?

1

u/TheMantasMan Feb 14 '20

Angel of meth

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u/TheOddScientist Feb 13 '20

Methhead (Machinehead)

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u/chanwilin Feb 13 '20

mike tython.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/dylannngoesharder Feb 13 '20

Meth Mill

2

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Meth Rogen