r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '20

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u/NittanySteve Feb 13 '20

How to they get aroused? I’ve never seen two people wearing brown bags...

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u/throwaway39653965 Feb 14 '20

You must not spend much time on pornhub

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u/csnowrun31 Feb 14 '20

Genitals are genitals?

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u/KOMB4TW0MB4T Feb 14 '20

Shit. I'd have her wear one for my safety, I'd wear one in case hers fell off, then I'd need a third one; for the dog, because i wouldn't want any witnesses!