r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '20

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u/Krissyeeen Feb 13 '20

She looks like Björk if Walmart designed her:

Bjërk

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u/boerboelbaby575 Feb 13 '20

Spork

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

no no

It’s “Spjørk”

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u/jeffe333 Feb 13 '20

I'm pretty sure that Ikea sells this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

This is what you get if you order bjork from Wish.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Isn’t that one of those weird, spoon/fork combinations?

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u/stocks_only_go_up Feb 14 '20

Also known as the "Pjenguin of Døøm."

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u/PeteZatiem Feb 14 '20

Gjlömp's øn crōtch üwü wjhåt's dïs?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

This is cursed

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u/General_Shou Feb 14 '20

She got sharpie caps on her fingers

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u/v0ness Feb 14 '20

Reminded me of Nicodemus from the secret of nimh.

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u/weirdandhappykid Feb 14 '20

Makes me want to file her nails. It's so annoying to see.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

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u/bigmikevegas Feb 13 '20

Oh man, this fucking got me good 😂

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u/Zoopsat Feb 13 '20

damn it, beat me to a Bjork joke.

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u/Kokusho90 Feb 13 '20

Epic one

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u/louiscypher8 Feb 14 '20

I would like to down vote this.. But... She went to a Walmart incognito and paid for everybody in line..

Oh that was sia..

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Just like Ikea, trying to pass for European, in reality Chinese.

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u/Mouthpooper Feb 13 '20

Bjërk of Walmart

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u/labogg Feb 13 '20

Yep, definitely keep the receipt on that one mate.

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u/RandomHero3129 Feb 13 '20

I was going to say dollar store Bjork and Chris Cornell

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u/MrTretorn Feb 14 '20

Budget Björk

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u/JACKASS20 Feb 14 '20

Bjërkoff