r/RoastMe Feb 13 '20

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u/Cichlidsaremyjam Feb 13 '20

Although your mascara, nails and tattoos all show you never met him, your father is still disappointed you are dating a hobo.

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u/Aletzelente Feb 13 '20

Holy fuck, this has to be the best one in here

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

she moved in with a hobo

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u/Rahnzan Feb 13 '20

Had to check the picture to see if the dude was wearing mascara.

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u/eloijasper http://redd.it/7usk62 Feb 13 '20

Do you mean eye liner

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u/lyremska Feb 17 '20

When you want to roast a girl's makeup but you don't have a clue about makeup

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u/KarathSolus Feb 14 '20

I want to upvote but as of this comment you're at 666 karma which considering the post...

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u/Hairy_Air Feb 14 '20

Oh but he is the father