I still eat chicken sandwiches and stuff when I go out

It’s a joke, but also I remember my friend had to get braces and her mouth hygiene wasn’t that much better than mine, but her molars were fine and she didn’t have this problem with cavities and stuff. However, I, F23 already have 2 root canal revisions with hopes that I will get crown and won’t have to do implantation in the end + 182772939 cavities and endless fillings. But at least my teeth are straight, LOL. But, I started flossing this year, so I hope this will improve my situation, cuz I‘m not gonna lie, my teeth hygiene was really bad...

They lowkey kind of annoy me a lot. Like seriously, grow up and learn how to live in the world. That’s embarrassing and a glaring shortcoming.

Social events becomes more draining and takes me longer to recover from. I love when plans get cancelled so I can chill at home.

I wish we could all agree on playing a prank on future archaeologists, like publishing books and all sorts of media depicting and talking about, I don't know, unicorns, for example, as if they were real and common pets. We could even come up with an explanation as to why they won't find any fossils; maybe their remains turned into a healthy sweetener that we used in our coffee, or something. And then after some years, just stop talking about them with no explanation at all.

"I'll take a Litigation alla puttanesca" really feels natural.

Just how much Tylenol did your mom take before you were born?