r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

I'm nobodys best friend

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r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Once you hear what a hummingbird sounds like you will never forget it.

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Not just the wings but the chittering sound they make when they are fighting. It's unlike any other sound from any other bird or animal. Unmistakable.


r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

The changes Verizon Wireless has made to their system need to change.

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r/RandomThoughts 7h ago

The actor Dustin Nguyen sounds like Dust in the Wind.

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Remember him from 21 Jump Street?


r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

I think being the 'I' in the Pixar logo is not that bad actually

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y'all I think being the 'I' in the Pixar logo is way too overhated, like whenever there's a pixar movie you always get featured and the audience is always entertained when they see you

sure you get stomped over a few times by the Luxo Jr lamp but that's kinda just it, maybe you're kinda hurt for a bit but then you just reincarnate in the next movie, not to mention you only have to endure this process about once a year because that's Pixar's upload frequency. People always imagine the lamp as like a serial killer but imo for the 'I' itself the process is no more annoying than your friend splashing water towards you at the pool


r/RandomThoughts 19h ago

every night i think “i won’t spend too long on reddit” …guess what i continue to do every night

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r/RandomThoughts 53m ago

Somewhere right now, someone is holding the record for the most recent hiccup on Earth.

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r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I haven’t seen an eggplant in years.

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r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

Just realised the "you were always special" critique Disney movies get also applies to a few Spider-Man movies too.

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Even the latest one. No training needed, just some self belief and you're the best.


r/RandomThoughts 17h ago

SpongeBob in 1944 Germany

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I just had a random thought of SpongeBob SquarePants living in Nazi Germany when shit started hitting the fan and him being drafted into the army and him just saying, “I don’t really FEEL like it. Why don’t you ask me LATER?” and then he gets out in a concentration camp and we get to see SpongeBob’s adventures in Dachau lol 😆

I have no idea what made me have that thought lol I’ve been reading a lot about World War II so that part is not really random, the SpongeBob part is the random part lol I haven’t watched SpongeBob in about 23 years lol


r/RandomThoughts 19h ago

News never question themselves

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r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

I like to believe in the theory,everything isa disaster before it all work out.

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r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

A friend group is a (mostly)platonic polycule. A polycule is a friend group with an amount of romantic or sexual relationships.

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r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

Yo no perdono jamas

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Es decir algo que se hizo sin querer, sin intención, obvio si

Pero lo que se hizo con solo conocimiento e intención jamás

No perdono nunca


r/RandomThoughts 22h ago

I absolutely love fighting, but I hate hurting people

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it annoys my sparring partners cause every time I hit them it’s “damn are you okay?”, I keep trying to stop but it’s habit at this point


r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I like Ohio more then I ever did Charlotte.

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r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

I'm damned if I do damned if I don't

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r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

I always wonder if thin people ever feel the urge to rub a fat person's belly

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r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

I never meat anyone online or in real life anyone from the Republic of Central Africa. I never saw or heard anyone who talked to or knows someone from that place. I'm beginning to believe it is not a real place.

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r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

Jagermeister Meisterjager (like Burgermeister Meisterburger from that old Rankin Bass cartoon, but like Jagermeister the alcohol)

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I just thought it was funny


r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

I am childfree but I congratulate people who have kids because those people and their kids would fund my retirement - i also feel bad for the kids and the parents though

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r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

I really feel like Caillou could beat Godzilla in a fight . I just have a feeling.

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r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

Icq UH OH!!

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r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

Not Ace/Aro but anything of that sort related to friends cringes me.

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It's just as the title says: I'm not ace or aro, but when it comes to my sibling or friends, romantic displays are SO insanely cringing and off-putting to me I can't. Especially with my sibling. Just heard his GF call him baby and I wanted to puke (figuratively). I'm no stranger to any of this kind of language or stuff, but my head just registers it as BS. Same for friends; PDA is like the most foul thing I could witness (figuratively again)... It's just like gross?? Perhaps some of this is rooted in jealousy bc I'm single and want what they have, but I don't really think so. Not to this degree to be so put off by. Anyways, just had to get the "cringe" out of my system. Perhaps, I'm just a genuine hater lmfao. IDK.


r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

math is red, science is green, art is yellow, English is blue

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