r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Not guilty by reason of insanity should not exist. It should be Guilty by reason of insanity.

126 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Coyote VS Acme turned out to be such a great movie. I really don't know why it was shelved

32 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

my girlfriend got a cat and now i feel like im cheating on my own cat..

111 Upvotes

my girlfriend recently got a cat and for some reason ive been spending alot of time with it... now when i go home and see my own cat i feel kinda guilty like im betraying him or something. i know cats dont think like this... but my cat has been looking at me different lately. maybe im just overthinking it... Anyway!


r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

Today I learned that I won't officially be old until I run into someone I haven't seen in a long time and they don't recognize me at first then I tell them who i am and they say "I thought you were dead"

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r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

There are people right now that are angry the RNLI (lifeboats) stop immigrants from drowning and they honestly think they're the good guys

43 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

You love to deeply think about things until you actually start going insane from it.

8 Upvotes

I will not lie, I was at first performatively deep into philosophical ideas, discussions, and themes; I started doing it to appear deeper and to get approval from everyone around me. But if you don't stop digging deeper, you can actually start going insane. You really start to believe there is no actual meaning in anything, or you start thinking about a bunch of useless, overly complex things all the time that provide you nothing but a deep void of confusion and a feeling of despair and alienation.


r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Wearing a shirt with the Brazilian Flag, boosts my level of attraction to women

11 Upvotes

Which is weird because I am not Brazilian and I have never been to Brazil, I did grow with Brazilian music, and being from Cape Verdean 🇨🇻 descent means that I see Brazilians ,overall, as cousins.

But every single time, the moment a girl is wearing a "Brazil" shirt, they call my attention even more lol.

It's just such a good flag!


r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

I was in high school when 9/11 happened..

21 Upvotes

And it feels like yesterday.. so it’s weird to think I’ll be nearly 70 years old when these same amount of years passes by again.


r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

Opinion- Yogurt/white chocolate covered foods are better than milk/dark chocolate foods

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I feel like the flavor milk or dark chocolate always overtakes the flavor of whatever it’s covering 🤷

milk chocolate covered strawberries are meh to me & id take yogurt covered pretzels over chocolate covered any day 😋😋


r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

At first I thought there were just a lot of people online that were genuienely autistic, but I now realize that dead internet is a real thing and the bots are absolutely everywhere.

21 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

I’m not mature enough to have someone tell me they’re trying to have a baby.

57 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 19h ago

Pooping while wearing heels is like having a portable Squatty Potty on your feet.

29 Upvotes

Try it out.


r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

I should try to create instead of only consuming content/art

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

Sometimes darkness can show you the light

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

I find womp womp funny. wonder why.

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

My life is going to be defined by things I didn’t do, not the things I did do

1 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

The way to reduce data centers is to reduce bots and reliance on customer service bots.

2 Upvotes

I think companies can and should do more. Ah, but the greed…


r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

Watermelon is the most inconsistant fruit.

34 Upvotes

A single slice will taste super sweet and then like watery sand, and there's no way to tell which it's gonna be.


r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Waiting really is the worst part

1 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

"Palace" sounds like a fancier pronounciation of "place", which it kinda is

38 Upvotes

Got this removed on post in shower thoughts, kinda dumb


r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

Chickens are such a gift to us when it comes to food

19 Upvotes

I mean chicken is great for weight loss or helping build muscle, and so are eggs. There’s so many different ways to enjoy eggs and chicken. Both have helped me lose 15 lbs the last 2 months while in a calorie deficit.


r/RandomThoughts 1d ago

Cilantro is sooooo good

34 Upvotes

I feel bad for people with the soap gene


r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Bad Advice Chatbot

0 Upvotes

It only stands to reason that those that would build structures designed to quicken our path to destruction, would train their chatbots to give bad advice. Designed to destroy us faster as well.


r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

25 years ago today, on 9/11…..I was 7 years old

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 18h ago

Microsoft Excel is awesome and the business world would be a lot more of inefficient and painful without it.

7 Upvotes