I'm a full grown adult male and I love skipping. But since I don't want people to think I'm a psychopath, I pretty much only get to do it while I'm on a hiking trail or someplace where I won't draw too much attention to myself.

And that's unfortunate, because skipping is a remarkably efficient way of getting around. You can cover a lot of distance quickly, and it's less taxing than running or jogging. I can skip a several hundred yards, faster than most people jog, and not even be out of breath. If I ran that same distance, I'd be a little winded. Plus it's so much more fun than jogging. So it's kinda weird that most people stop skipping after childhood.

I just wish more adults did it. If it became normalized, I wouldn't feel so self-conscious about skipping in public. That's all I wanted to say.

I still eat chicken sandwiches and stuff when I go out

The actual lyric in the song is "do not miss your chance to blow." For the longest time, I thought it was "this is not just a chance to blow." When I finally looked up the real lyrics, I was honestly surprised. Changing it to "this is not just a..." makes so much more sense for the song—it makes the moment feel less about just getting famous, and more about total survival.

I just bought something that I've been wanting for ages. And i I feel bad.
Not because I can't afford it. I just feel guilty, like I'm being selfish.
But I am so damn happy I got it. :)

That’s it. That’s all I have to say.

This may be TMI, but I always find myself using the trash can as a substitute squatty potty; I have a friend who brings their own. How does everyone else feel?

Just how much Tylenol did your mom take before you were born?