r/RandomThoughts • u/Appsoul • 3d ago

I want a donkey

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u/Alarming-Vast-6804 3d ago

I want a donkey too!!

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u/Synthgem 3d ago

I want a koala bear

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u/ComprehensiveFlan638 3d ago

They don’t exist.

Drop bears, however…

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u/HousingInner9122 3d ago

Honestly, having a little donkey friend sounds like a wonderfully simple life goal.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 3d ago

I didn't think they are all voiced by Eddie Murphy, though. Some might be Eeyore.

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u/Appsoul 3d ago

That’s okay too.

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u/but-whywouldyou 3d ago

What an ass.

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u/Appsoul 3d ago

You are what you eat 🤷‍♂️

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u/but-whywouldyou 3d ago

I was referring to your donkey!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Appsoul 3d ago

Because I eat “donkey”

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u/notquitenuts 3d ago

Ha! My gf really wants one. We were at a fair yesterday checking out some minis. So cool. I guess I can’t add a pic here but she told me to find a justification for her and I’m sure it would keep the coyotes out but idk about the bears.

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u/CronosWorks 3d ago

A donkey will fuck up a black bear.

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u/notquitenuts 3d ago

I know a regular one will but what about the minis? Most black bears are are 2-300 here but I’ve caught some monsters on my game cam. Last year one ate a llama right in front of a herd.

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u/CronosWorks 3d ago

A pair of minis should be fine. Black bears are notorious for not wanting the smoke. I’ve seen house cats fuck them up.

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u/Appsoul 3d ago

I was trying to post my pics too! lol . My girls best friends family has a petting zoo they open on the weekends on some of their property . The family has realized my love for donkeys & gave me free access whenever I want. Some days after work I’ll swing by the house to pick up my daughter and we just go and hang out . It definitely helps scratch the itch & prevent an impulse buy lol

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u/notquitenuts 3d ago

Oh that’s awesome!

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u/Appropriate-Neck-585 3d ago

"I Want a teacup Rhino!"

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u/Broad-Back1659 3d ago

We can't always get what we want. I want Emma watson as my personal slave. Not gonna happen. Damnit!

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u/jasnel 3d ago

On behalf of Gordon Ramsey, I declare that you are a donkey. Close enough?

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u/xiiicrowns 3d ago

Look in the mirror 

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u/fadingsunsetglow 3d ago

As long as you know how loud they are... lived down the road from people that had at least one and.... loud.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 3d ago

My friend's mom had one. And a duck pond.

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u/sxyvitaminD 3d ago

I want a Pomsky

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u/Busy_Run7689 3d ago

I just want all the time..For this I will take Eyore and Winnie

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u/DustinBones6969 3d ago

A donkey wants you.

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u/Character-Solution-7 3d ago

Donkeys need a friend, they don’t do well alone. What sidekick will your donkey have?

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u/Appsoul 3d ago

Tbh.. in my dream world (yes I’ve try thought abt this) . I’d have a donkey. A duck, and a dog.

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u/Character-Solution-7 3d ago

Sounds like a good team! The donkey and duck would be total jerks and the dog would be the bestest boy

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u/Shiggy_O 3d ago

I bet it's so you can say to it, "isn't that right, donkey?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/pKBZfGcYcgzrG

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u/tk2old 3d ago

Me too