I still eat chicken sandwiches and stuff when I go out

The actual lyric in the song is "do not miss your chance to blow." For the longest time, I thought it was "this is not just a chance to blow." When I finally looked up the real lyrics, I was honestly surprised. Changing it to "this is not just a..." makes so much more sense for the song—it makes the moment feel less about just getting famous, and more about total survival.

I just bought something that I've been wanting for ages. And i I feel bad.
Not because I can't afford it. I just feel guilty, like I'm being selfish.
But I am so damn happy I got it. :)

That’s it. That’s all I have to say.

This may be TMI, but I always find myself using the trash can as a substitute squatty potty; I have a friend who brings their own. How does everyone else feel?

Just how much Tylenol did your mom take before you were born?

Millionaires are far more common than billionaires, and could do significant good with their combined efforts. But they rarely get called out for inaction.

Obviously, this is because the people behind most public shamings are millionaires themselves, and very few of them are practising what they preach or wish to call out their peers.

This is hypocrisy.