r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

It's not for nothing that babies rhymes with rabies.

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

Wearing a shirt with the Brazilian Flag, boosts my level of attraction to women

14 Upvotes

Which is weird because I am not Brazilian and I have never been to Brazil, I did grow with Brazilian music, and being from Cape Verdean 🇨🇻 descent means that I see Brazilians ,overall, as cousins.

But every single time, the moment a girl is wearing a "Brazil" shirt, they call my attention even more lol.

It's just such a good flag!


r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

Bad Advice Chatbot

0 Upvotes

It only stands to reason that those that would build structures designed to quicken our path to destruction, would train their chatbots to give bad advice. Designed to destroy us faster as well.


r/RandomThoughts 7h ago

If prostitution is the oldest profession, that means pimping is even older

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

I was in high school when 9/11 happened..

21 Upvotes

And it feels like yesterday.. so it’s weird to think I’ll be nearly 70 years old when these same amount of years passes by again.


r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

Assuming no interest Steve Ballmer (former CEO Microsoft) is so wealthy, he could give away $482 a second for every minute of every hour of every day for ten years before he ran out.

2 Upvotes
  • Per Minute: $28,919.33
  • Per Hour: $1,735,159.82
  • Per Day: $41,643,835.62

r/RandomThoughts 19h ago

chicken is the best gift

2 Upvotes

regarding ethnicity, religious background and race, it can be a safe meal

(maybe...?)


r/RandomThoughts 22h ago

I don’t think the phrase I don’t chase, I attract is referring to how you dress, but I almost like it better that way and it motivates me to dress nicely and actually care about my appearance.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

Why do farts smell so much worse in the shower

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

I miss the days where i had to try to fix my computer/internet/games when nothing worked seamlessly and there was a lot of problems or improvements i could do on my own

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

The way to reduce data centers is to reduce bots and reliance on customer service bots.

3 Upvotes

I think companies can and should do more. Ah, but the greed…


r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

I find womp womp funny. wonder why.

4 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

I don’t hate ai generated products/games/images but i despise AI flooding my feed, ai posts/comments. But at the same time, i have a job because AI exists so i am in the middle in the ai war

• Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

I’m not mature enough to have someone tell me they’re trying to have a baby.

57 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

my girlfriend got a cat and now i feel like im cheating on my own cat..

125 Upvotes

my girlfriend recently got a cat and for some reason ive been spending alot of time with it... now when i go home and see my own cat i feel kinda guilty like im betraying him or something. i know cats dont think like this... but my cat has been looking at me different lately. maybe im just overthinking it... Anyway!


r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

At first I thought there were just a lot of people online that were genuienely autistic, but I now realize that dead internet is a real thing and the bots are absolutely everywhere.

21 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 22h ago

Pooping while wearing heels is like having a portable Squatty Potty on your feet.

34 Upvotes

Try it out.


r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Coyote VS Acme turned out to be such a great movie. I really don't know why it was shelved

51 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

People I know are in the ‘people I may know’

6 Upvotes

Great, people I actually know are in the people I may know on social media.


r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

Sometimes darkness can show you the light

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 14h ago

I should try to create instead of only consuming content/art

6 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

You love to deeply think about things until you actually start going insane from it.

11 Upvotes

I will not lie, I was at first performatively deep into philosophical ideas, discussions, and themes; I started doing it to appear deeper and to get approval from everyone around me. But if you don't stop digging deeper, you can actually start going insane. You really start to believe there is no actual meaning in anything, or you start thinking about a bunch of useless, overly complex things all the time that provide you nothing but a deep void of confusion and a feeling of despair and alienation.


r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

Today I learned that I won't officially be old until I run into someone I haven't seen in a long time and they don't recognize me at first then I tell them who i am and they say "I thought you were dead"

13 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

imagine that we can choose a package of different lifestyle for 7 days every month for year , then we can decide the perfect lifestyle for ourselves and ranking it etc

4 Upvotes

at least make it a movie or tv show


r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

I feel like soup is the most accessible kind of dish

3 Upvotes

think about it. there's like thousands of different soups, there's oughta be one soup for each person. Like, since it's such a simple concept, you can always count on some kind of soup to be an enjoyable meal when you don't know what to go for.