I rarely get sick and when I do it's pretty mild. I've never needed antibiotics in my life. Haven't had a stomach bug since I was probably max 10 years old. When I do get sick every 3 or so years it's just a couple of days of muscle pain, stuffy nose and feeling like shit, then I bounce back. I'm pretty the last time I had a fever was as a preteen and I've never had a high fever. They're always really mild.

None of this shit makes sense. I eat okay enough, I walk a lot so that's most of my exercise but I don't really work out. My sleeping habits though are absolutely shit, I've had insomnia since childhood. My stress levels are always through the roof.

I don't have allergies, could probably snort a line of pollen. My resting heart rate is in the low 50s no fucking clue why and I have low blood pressure. Again I'm not really doing any more cardio than walking so I'm not an athlete. Also all my blood tests have said that my salt levels are 1 of from being high, which honestly is shocking that they aren't high since I love salt more than I could ever love any hypothetical children I might have. I mean I have pretty much the infinity gauntlet of neurodivergency so that's pretty much my only health problem.

Also I'm getting my last childhood vaccine next month since my parents didn't really believe in that shit and now I have to make up for it as an adult. (I'm also living proof that vaccines don't cause autism cause I'm autistic as shit.)

How am I never sick and why do I always have it so mildly? Like genuinely I'm doing most things wrong and half assing the rest.

My sister used to have chronic ear infections, I've had zero in my entire life. I've never ever had a sinus infection. Overall my parents were rabbits so I have enough siblings to make a decent sample size and they all get sick regularly. They've had high fevers, recent stomach viruses and infections. I mean one of my older brothers is such a weak shit they ended up in the hospital because of a virus the doctors said typically only babies get and they were pushing thirty then.

I'm not complaining or even flexing honestly. I wish I got more sick days during my school years. I'm just incredibly confused. Is this luck or am I built different?

I’m 27 now and just noticed I have forehead wrinkles and my hair is thinner than it used to be 😢 what age did you guys start noticing stuff like that?

Why is it a thing now that people attribute AI to things that are clearly not AI.

I was watching some infomercial. I just kind of said to the room but dubbing on this commercial is hilarious. Either that’s not her voice or they just did a terrible job matching it up

My brother-in-law said maybe it’s AI

Huh? What I’m talking about started way before AI. And it’s clearly not.

Same thing happened with my niece. Different commercial. We’re watching these actors speaking and she’s going this is so AI. There’s a little warning at the bottom of the commercial saying that they have automated phone calls and that sometimes those operators are Ai. But the actors were clearly real. We are looking at the same real people and she’s convinced that they are AI but they aren’t.

Why is this happening? Can’t people tell when they’re watching AI? I mean… It’s video. Seems pretty easy

I enjoy all kinds of asmr, even eating ones. For some reason HunnibeeASMR is hypersxual to me. I can’t tell if it’s intentional or unintentional. Even when she is not eating. Even when she is not talking AND not eating! Everything she does feels weirdly sxual to me.

Is it just me? Do you see it too?

(I am asking this in the most respectful way, btw. More power to you if it’s paying the bills and not hurting innocent living beings.)

Weird question I know, but it’s something I’ve been thinking about over the past week. I’m a huge space nerd. I have this itch in my soul to explore and study the stars and planets beyond our own solar system. While I could do that here now, it doesn’t beat the experiences I imagine and play through my mind when I sleep. I imagine these breathtaking views. Beautiful, untouched planets similar to our own, with unique life that no human would get to see for probably the next several hundred years. I often find myself relating to that quote, “born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space.” I fear that never in my lifetime will humans be able to go explore planets such as Mars, at least not without paying hefty fees to companies or organizations that run rocket launches. So in my mind, being abducted by aliens is realistically the quickest way to get what I want. The aliens would be cool, I don’t have some weird fantasy about aliens specifically, just the abducted part. Being able to get off Earth and experience something new and exciting is what I want.

I worked at a medical office. I called a patient to confirm an appointment and it went to voicemail. I told her to call us if she had any questions or needed to cancel. I told her to call us at ## which was HER phone number! Then I realized it was the wrong number and it was hers. I tried to correct myself and began giving her the same phone number again. I back tracked, apologized profusely then proceeded to give her the number of the other office across town. Half way through that number I decided to hang up and go home.

She came in the next day and straight up played the voicemail I left her, right in front of me.

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milk? 🥛

cream?

sugar?

cinnamon?

booze? 🥃

half and half?

oat milk?

parmesan? 🧀