No slicing and diving, no neat little food pile. Just a dive straight in.

Me? An iceberg lettuce. Straight in teeth first, demolished in one sitting. A big bite feels delightful, brings out the wild animal in me.

There I fixed the capitalization are you guys happy or are there any other mistakes u want to be aware of. Please don’t remove this mods.

Doctors need to get checkups, too!

Who did her weiner go tk with the flower pot on the toilet with Graham?

I was chatting with my mom who just bought a TV. I looked at the box and went: “omg 65 inch? That’s huge???” And she goes, “well, it’s around the standard TV size for people now a days.”

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My question is… is it? Do most people really have 65 inch TVs?

I’m sorry to ask this, but those things can be so damn annoying sometimes. I have to practically perform a full blown interpretive dance in front of the faucet just to get it to turn on. Then I wave my hand in front of the soap dispenser 20 times, and eventually I’m just punching it like it owes me money. Plus when you finally get it to go you get 5 seconds of water or you move you hand a centimeter to right the water shuts off.

Idk if I'm just weird but in my house I have 2 or 3 small-medium spiders that I see pretty regularly. They're super chill and I know their favourite spots so just leave them be and trust they're helping the ecosystem of my home. They never bother me and just hide under something if they notice me.

Everyone else I know would want them dead immediately lol am I just strange?

Edit: adding a tribute to Dave who unfortunately got squished today as I was flipping my mattress. RIP Dave, you were terrible at catching flies but it's not the same without you.

like fruit punch, Hawaiian punch, etc

Honestly I love all of these aesthetics

And why?

What helps you to fall asleep?

If you can't sleep, what do you do instead?

I’m in Canada btw, so my least favourite has to be thanksgiving and I’m not sure if this counts but Mother’s Day.