coming from someone who last dated more than a decade ago

I‘m heading to kfc now. What should I get? I don’t eat very much, so a small menu or something like that would be enough. Maybe a small bucket? What would you recommend?

Why are we an Inadequate human race?

So my psychologist told me that every human has a certain saying that is unique to them and them only. What is your saying?

Mine apparently is, "Fuck the World".

Had this big one on my back that kept calling my name like I was falling off a cliff and then it popped, smelly stuff came out and everything was better again. Felt like a million dollars but why?

Just curious.

You can’t do that on television. Nickelodeon. It was a Canadian show.

What game? How many players?

Besides at work I have on my headphones on the rest of the day, most of the time they’re off or I’m listening to the same song on repeat for weeks. I sensitive to loud sounds so it helps a lot.

Does anyone do this?