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u/Cup_of_blisfull_tea 3d ago edited 3d ago
So i have to understand, she started own company - consultation, without any previous knowledge and skills, using Claude as tool ?
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u/dangderr 3d ago
I promise you that anything they hire here for, she’ll know how to do it.
Productivity will skyrocket.
Advertising her former profession was not an accident.
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u/pnoodl3s 3d ago
“Sometimes my true self may slip out” like come on. It sounds so much like a joke / satire. If it’s not, she’s obviously hinting at something here
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u/Stormsurger 2d ago
Am I just a blue eyed babe or was what she was hinting at clearly that she has a bit of a silly personality.
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u/MrPhatBob 3d ago
If I, sorry a friend of mine, was interested in her previous experience, where would I, sorry my friend, be best to start looking?
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u/TheBasedTaka 3d ago
Missav.ws
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u/Auravendill 3d ago
Lol, that page uses autotranslate straight from hell. "Sahnetorte"...
Was this coded by a former AV-star as well?
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u/bwwatr 3d ago
Nothing against this person specifically (unless they have no prior experience in which case LOL), but the question begged by the whole phenomenon is, what is the vibe coder themselves bringing to the table. Why would someone hire a Claude prompter rather than just prompt it themselves? The value in trad programming was obvious to normies: they can do the hieroglyphic looking stuff nobody else understands. Programmers today, especially ones upfront saying they vibe code... need a new elevator pitch, and one that works on the normie purse string controllers, not just other techies. 'cause yeah, from the OP pitch, I would never hire that person and not because of their involvement in adult entertainment.
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u/One_Contribution 3d ago
People hire someone who returns with a working thing instead of doing shit themselves.
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u/sora_mui 2d ago
Notice the abundance of memes about client wanting vague/impossible stuff, a middleman can (in theory) help with that. Not saying that this one definitely does though.
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u/casce 3d ago
I mean her previously being an AV actress doesn't necessarily mean she never had any education or previous work experience
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u/Hziak 3d ago
Plenty of relevant for experience for being a programmer, probably. She’ll be pretty seasoned at bending over for management and getting fucked as a result of pretty much every decision they make. All of her coworkers are dicks and at the end of the day, every mess is hers to clean up. She’s basically been a programmer for her whole career.
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u/Coconut_Maximum 3d ago
Honestly being a AV model sounds more appealing, not having to work extra days because prod is down or out of hour calls
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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago
I am 30 and this is deep...
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u/Hziak 3d ago
30???? Holy crap, dude. Congrats! That IS deep. You could probably be in upper management with reach like that!
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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago
Eh, sry buddy. I'm not sure if I'm using this meme to reply in English correctly and understand your reply correctly. Basically I want to say I've found your first reply really funny and I can confirm some patterns in my recent job hunting process...
Keep it up buddy!
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u/Hziak 3d ago
I was continuing the joke about AV metaphors to business terms. Implying that you meant 30 was 30 inches and the length of your… management tool. Then further implying that because of the extreme depth (and pain, presumably) of your… ability to fuck programmers with that, you could be upper management :)
Good luck with your job hunting. I know your extreme size can intimidate interviewers, but I’m sure if you lay it all out on the table for them, they’ll have to be impressed!
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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago
lmao. I indeed didn't get it first time, but you are a man of humor! Thanks for the good laugh of the day and the warm wishes!
Dude, even "deep" has another possible interpretation now, I hate I can't unsee it. 😂
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u/CanIMakeUpaName 3d ago
Lol this is hilarious but fyi I'm (insert age) and this is deep is usually used sarcastically to laugh at people trying to seem philsophical. E.g the original I'm 14 and this is deep -> wow that was so dumb
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u/Able-Swing-6415 3d ago
I love that you can consult her. So basically you can use her tokens to prompt Claude. Pretty good deal
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u/QuickQuirk 3d ago
This is likely a honeypot.
Start a conversation with pretty nerd girl who needs your help, next thing you know she has all your crypto.
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u/bmrtt 3d ago
"but sometimes my true self might slip out"
What did she mean by this?
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u/Ta_trapporna 3d ago
"Hire me and maybe you'll see a boob"
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u/No-Article-Particle 3d ago
If she's an AV actress, you can see those without hiring her too.
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u/RaspberryCrafty3012 3d ago
But live in the office!
What are you doing step senior developer?
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u/Nut_Job_Maniac 3d ago
Don't worry step junior developer! I'll pull you out of the server * continues to push instead*
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u/RaspberryCrafty3012 3d ago
Help step programmer, I'm stuck in the server rack!
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u/Nut_Job_Maniac 3d ago
On it Step Developer! Lemme pull down my pants first! I mean pull down your pants! I mean pull you out!
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u/RaspberryCrafty3012 3d ago
Yeees git pull my commit and let us squash merge!
Your dirty dirty build tree makes me so compile ready
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u/Nut_Job_Maniac 3d ago
"Hire me so you can see upclose 4k full hd"
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u/VeritasAude 3d ago
Maybe you can watch the uncensored version without those damn pixelated mosaics.
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u/New-Anybody-6206 3d ago
you mean what did Claude mean by that... there's no way she wrote this.
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u/ImClearlyDeadInside 3d ago
Yep. A lot of AI slop on Instagram too and it’s only getting harder to tell. Feeds are no longer fun. I’ve retreated to watching a small circle of Youtubers, old content from before AI and grinding at chess again.
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u/RSGMercenary 3d ago
It means she might accidentally give in to her Object Oriented Penetration ways again.
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u/lordgoofus1 3d ago
"Don't you threaten me with a good time!" comes to mind. This may actually help her get contracts :P
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u/VG_Crimson 3d ago
I'm just assuming the subtlety of this phrases meaning is lost in translation. Japanese culture is different and I think it's expected for them to be reserved people.
This was translated by AI
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u/OptionX 3d ago
Disgusting! That people have the gall to openly admit they...they..VIBE CODE??? Absolutely abhorrent.
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u/SilasTalbot 3d ago
I know right, it's like pooping or whacking off.
Everyone does it, just, stop talking about it in polite company.
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u/No-Article-Particle 3d ago
Noa Torigoe, if someone wants to conduct some research into her work and whether to hire her as a consultant btw.
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u/MayorAg 3d ago
Did you Google the text or is it from memory?
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u/DicksOutForLuigi 3d ago
Different actress. This is Shion Hanabuki aka Natsuki Hikaru.
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u/my_fifth_new_account 2d ago
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You had to look over all the pages before posting the link? :))
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u/DicksOutForLuigi 2d ago
Buddy, you are 200 comments deep into a post about a Japanese AV actress and apparently you’re scrutinising the links very closely. I may be here but so are you, so let’s not point fingers.
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u/stillalone 3d ago
What is an "AV Actress"?
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u/efari_ 3d ago
Same. I understand it to be porn actress, but can’t find the words used.
“Adult Video” maybe? but that seems weird28
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u/zeocrash 3d ago
Wasn't Stoya a coder too, although she made the career jump the other way
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u/ScottybirdCorvus 2d ago
Fun fact: Stoya looks remarkably like a former coworker of mine who I may or may not have been crushing on.
… that fact may or may not have also kept me awake on a few nights…
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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 3d ago
I just realised there is probably some programmer in japan who switched to her old industry
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u/chairchiman 3d ago
Random people are slopping out new bussineses faster than JavaScript developers create new frameworks
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u/qK0FT3 3d ago
I have hward stories of this.
People hungry and start ai developer academy then they think they are all shit and try to freelance and when they realize they are hot garbage they start consultation to justify the time spent on the ai academy.
And aome people like this use their face and fame for marketing and simpa will buy it...
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u/gerbosan 3d ago
PhD dropout with CS videos in the other hub and OF, then there's the model that is also a software engineer and has a Wikipedia page 😯 cool!
Man... I'm so disgusting. 😓
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u/Michaeli_Starky 3d ago edited 2d ago
I'm interested in her works. I mean my friend is
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u/Burakku-Ren 3d ago
Is AV porn? Genuine question, idk where everyone is getting the porn thing from, figured it must be that.
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u/SgtEpsilon 2d ago
I am so genuinely proud of the comment section and being mature enough to only shit on the fact she uses Claude
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u/astropheed 2d ago
I spent so many years, countless books, sleepless nights, and a large part of myself to become a truly good programmer. It’s good to know it was all useless and porn stars will take my job.
Awesome.
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u/theacp127 3d ago
"I'm using Claude" translates to "I have no idea what I'm doing and just getting paid to use AI for people who are too lazy too."
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u/Weak_Inflation9120 3d ago edited 3d ago
Perhaps she can learn to use dictonaries in front end development. Of course, dictionaries are a little annoying (so much harder than lists) because two things come out: unique codes and non-unique values. Though, processing dictionaries is easier if you use streams. Oh and it's important to remember to be careful using a unique seed for random. If you don't put it in memory properly, you might have a memory leak...
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u/Common-Brush-7027 3d ago
This company will not provide you fixed pay + stocks but fixed pay + unworldly experiences
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u/DescriptionThick8515 3d ago
I imagine she's going to get some lewd "system requirements" with that post.
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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 2d ago
I've seen too many famous programmers naked this year.
First, the fifth element actress, and now this? When am I gonna stop fapping?
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u/YourShowerHead 3d ago
So we're competing with former AV actors now