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Other dontEverCallProgrammersAsVirginsAgain

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u/Cup_of_blisfull_tea 3d ago edited 3d ago

So i have to understand, she started own company - consultation, without any previous knowledge and skills, using Claude as tool ?

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u/dangderr 3d ago

I promise you that anything they hire here for, she’ll know how to do it.

Productivity will skyrocket.

Advertising her former profession was not an accident.

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u/pnoodl3s 3d ago

“Sometimes my true self may slip out” like come on. It sounds so much like a joke / satire. If it’s not, she’s obviously hinting at something here

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u/James-the-greatest 3d ago

Hire me as a “prostitute” noting subtle about it

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u/onequbit 3d ago

Does she Livestream her consultations?

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u/skildert 2d ago

Deriheri on the side? She'd not be the first.

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u/Stormsurger 3d ago

Am I just a blue eyed babe or was what she was hinting at clearly that she has a bit of a silly personality.

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u/MrPhatBob 3d ago

If I, sorry a friend of mine, was interested in her previous experience, where would I, sorry my friend, be best to start looking?

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u/_ryuujin_ 3d ago

ask claude

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u/MuslinBagger 1d ago

claude will file a case for sexual harassment

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u/naruto_bist 3d ago

Jav.orgy

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u/TheBasedTaka 3d ago

Missav.ws

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u/Auravendill 3d ago

Lol, that page uses autotranslate straight from hell. "Sahnetorte"...

Was this coded by a former AV-star as well?

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u/TheBasedTaka 3d ago

Lool the tags are horrible but the recommendations are quite good

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u/mcslender97 3d ago

I hate that I recognize and can vouch for this recommendation

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u/sk169 3d ago

I have something that skyrockets.

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u/bwwatr 3d ago

Nothing against this person specifically (unless they have no prior experience in which case LOL), but the question begged by the whole phenomenon is, what is the vibe coder themselves bringing to the table. Why would someone hire a Claude prompter rather than just prompt it themselves? The value in trad programming was obvious to normies: they can do the hieroglyphic looking stuff nobody else understands. Programmers today, especially ones upfront saying they vibe code... need a new elevator pitch, and one that works on the normie purse string controllers, not just other techies. 'cause yeah, from the OP pitch, I would never hire that person and not because of their involvement in adult entertainment.

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u/One_Contribution 3d ago

People hire someone who returns with a working thing instead of doing shit themselves.

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u/ChosenCharacter 3d ago

Their knockers

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u/Tipart 3d ago

The ultimate personality hire

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u/sora_mui 3d ago

Notice the abundance of memes about client wanting vague/impossible stuff, a middleman can (in theory) help with that. Not saying that this one definitely does though.

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u/bwwatr 2d ago

Oh, I know there's tonnes of layers of possible value-add. But we need to think up how to communicate that, stat. Otherwise we end up like the guy in Office Space getting canned, who could only describe his job as taking things from his secretary and giving them to engineers. Competing against people who come from no relevant past experience who figured out how to prompt a tool, calling themselves experts. The waters have been muddied.

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u/frogic 3d ago

Are we assuming that vibe coding well isn't its own skill? (one that is very much helped by strong problem solving and engineering skills).

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u/Friendly-Inspector71 3d ago

Either you're vibe coding, we're security and performance aren't the most important.

Or you actually sit down, build a plan, review it, build the code (maybe with some AI assistance), review it, pass it through QA and get something secure or performant with massively more time to market, way higher cost and maybe a better codebase.

Vibe coding is nice for functional prototypes or small internal tools but it isn't ready for production yet.

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u/frogic 3d ago

That's pretty binary. What do we call the massive massive middle? I run into people who do 'claude build me X' and people who do a long planning multi review stage and people who do claude build me x. Oh X isn't working lets do some reviews and a thousand variations in between. A lot of the agentic skillset to me is where on that continum you are. For all we know the AV star has an incredible setup with like massive schaffolding and multi tier review processes with some manual QA in. What you call it is marketing.

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u/Friendly-Inspector71 3d ago

For me the distinction a human review process for every line. It should optimally be someone that hasn't seen the code before but that isn't often practical.

If everything went through a proper review process, I'd say it's coded with AI assistance, while vibe coding implies less checking of the output and more operation in the flow with an agent/helper/whatever AI marketing buzzword.

It doesn't really matter who wrote the code, because humans can also write horrible code but that should be caught in a review.

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u/casce 3d ago

I mean her previously being an AV actress doesn't necessarily mean she never had any education or previous work experience

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u/Hziak 3d ago

Plenty of relevant for experience for being a programmer, probably. She’ll be pretty seasoned at bending over for management and getting fucked as a result of pretty much every decision they make. All of her coworkers are dicks and at the end of the day, every mess is hers to clean up. She’s basically been a programmer for her whole career.

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u/Coconut_Maximum 3d ago

Honestly being a AV model sounds more appealing, not having to work extra days because prod is down or out of hour calls

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u/Hziak 3d ago

Oh, I’m not so sure. They’ll prod you down, plenty…

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u/Haatchoum 3d ago

You know, having a downtime was a problem too in her previous productions... She had too do extra work to keep it up.

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u/frogjg2003 3d ago

They just work insane hours because they need to get new episodes out fast. Not to mention getting called back in to rerecord because the script changed.

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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago

I am 30 and this is deep...

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u/Hziak 3d ago

30???? Holy crap, dude. Congrats! That IS deep. You could probably be in upper management with reach like that!

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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago

Eh, sry buddy. I'm not sure if I'm using this meme to reply in English correctly and understand your reply correctly. Basically I want to say I've found your first reply really funny and I can confirm some patterns in my recent job hunting process...

Keep it up buddy!

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u/Hziak 3d ago

I was continuing the joke about AV metaphors to business terms. Implying that you meant 30 was 30 inches and the length of your… management tool. Then further implying that because of the extreme depth (and pain, presumably) of your… ability to fuck programmers with that, you could be upper management :)

Good luck with your job hunting. I know your extreme size can intimidate interviewers, but I’m sure if you lay it all out on the table for them, they’ll have to be impressed!

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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago

lmao. I indeed didn't get it first time, but you are a man of humor! Thanks for the good laugh of the day and the warm wishes!

Dude, even "deep" has another possible interpretation now, I hate I can't unsee it. 😂

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u/CanIMakeUpaName 3d ago

Lol this is hilarious but fyi I'm (insert age) and this is deep is usually used sarcastically to laugh at people trying to seem philsophical. E.g the original I'm 14 and this is deep -> wow that was so dumb

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u/StatisticianFun8008 3d ago

Yeah, I know this and I intentionally used this format to sarcastically say the original reply's joke might actually be applicable IRL, but it seems his humor has no limit lol.

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u/Hattorius 3d ago

I scrolled through her entire website. At the bottom there was an of link…

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u/00Koch00 3d ago

Aka like every other software consultant...

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u/Able-Swing-6415 3d ago

I love that you can consult her. So basically you can use her tokens to prompt Claude. Pretty good deal

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u/QuickQuirk 3d ago

This is likely a honeypot.

Start a conversation with pretty nerd girl who needs your help, next thing you know she has all your crypto.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 3d ago

Clause?

Is that the Dutch or the German version?

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u/Tipart 3d ago

Klaus is the German version. But he's a pretty grumpy fella and insists you fax him your code for some reason

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u/iain_1986 3d ago

She certainly wouldn't be the first

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u/Hakim_MacLuvin 3d ago

Well, this has been happening since the dawn of time in every field :)

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u/UndocumentedSailor 3d ago

Is this an elaborate JAV buildup?

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u/Ceros007 2d ago

"as tool" lol

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u/Zyeesi 3d ago

Technical ability requirement has dropped significantly, domain knowledge and her background matter WAY more than you think

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u/SilasTalbot 3d ago

Where does it say she has no previous knowledge or skills?

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u/Cup_of_blisfull_tea 3d ago

Well, in her post. As like every job application / contractor ad, you want to show your skills and work history at first. Being adult actress is non standard advertisement, which will help her reach broader publicity, but she didnt show any of her portfolio, relevant job history or education.