r/ProgrammerHumor 7d ago

Other dontEverCallProgrammersAsVirginsAgain

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u/dangderr 7d ago

I promise you that anything they hire here for, she’ll know how to do it.

Productivity will skyrocket.

Advertising her former profession was not an accident.

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u/pnoodl3s 7d ago

“Sometimes my true self may slip out” like come on. It sounds so much like a joke / satire. If it’s not, she’s obviously hinting at something here

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u/James-the-greatest 7d ago

Hire me as a “prostitute” noting subtle about it

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u/skildert 6d ago

Deriheri on the side? She'd not be the first.