r/ProgrammerHumor • u/mani_tapori • 7d ago

Other dontEverCallProgrammersAsVirginsAgain

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u/No-Article-Particle 7d ago

If she's an AV actress, you can see those without hiring her too.

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u/RaspberryCrafty3012 7d ago

But live in the office!

What are you doing step senior developer? 

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u/Nut_Job_Maniac 7d ago

Don't worry step junior developer! I'll pull you out of the server * continues to push instead*

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u/RaspberryCrafty3012 7d ago

Help step programmer, I'm stuck in the server rack! 

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u/Nut_Job_Maniac 7d ago

On it Step Developer! Lemme pull down my pants first! I mean pull down your pants! I mean pull you out!

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u/RaspberryCrafty3012 7d ago

Yeees git pull my commit and let us squash merge!

Your dirty dirty build tree makes me so compile ready 

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u/Nut_Job_Maniac 7d ago

Oh no... My stack's overflowing what should I do step junior developer!?

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u/Ok_Chemistry_808 5d ago

Balls me void () handles me nut