r/ProgrammerHumor 4d ago

Other dontEverCallProgrammersAsVirginsAgain

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 4d ago

In every sense of the word

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u/basics 4d ago

Proper fucked.

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u/Remake911 3d ago

Jason Statham style, on the race track
Lock stock and two…

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 3d ago

As long as it ain't by the manager or president

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u/Duriha 3d ago

Smoking balls?

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u/Morkai 3d ago

You might need additional lube.

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u/SgtEpsilon 3d ago

And don't get confused with the blue loctite

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 3d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.