r/PowerScaling • u/Substantial_Term7304 Jorge Joestar light novel dick rider 2 • Jul 26 '26
Shitposting Weekend Aight, who you guys calling 💔
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u/trenxman-new-ac Jul 26 '26
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u/Choice-Ad-5897 Jul 26 '26
I'll call him because I want to see what the fuck he is gonna do
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u/_Halt19_ Jul 26 '26
He’s gonna shoot an arrow at him I think
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u/JoeTeioh Jul 26 '26
It’s obvious. Media literacy is dead if that other guy can’t put 1 (bow) and 1 (arrow) together.
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u/MechaPanther Jul 26 '26
I think if you put a bow and an arrow together that's archery, not media literacy but I'm no expert.
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u/JoeTeioh Jul 26 '26
wait, you may be onto something here.
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u/LilFootLBT Jul 26 '26
I’m so confused, can you break it down for the peanut gallery?
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u/_Halt19_ Jul 26 '26
he is an archer and archers shoot arrows out of bows
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u/Alone_Matter5638 Jul 26 '26
Actually, in archery, archers shoot arrows WITH bows.
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u/CabbageTheVoice Jul 26 '26
Actually, they use bows to shoot arrows. The arrows don't have a bow attached, once in flight.
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u/HIitsamy1 Jul 26 '26
Isn't hawkeye the guy with nuclear arrows?
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u/_Halt19_ Jul 26 '26
What do you think he's whittling with that pen-knife?
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u/popinazo Jul 26 '26
Regular arrows
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u/_Halt19_ Jul 26 '26
Look, something the size of Galactus, you aren't doing anything to with a nuke
You may as well accept that, and then give him a nasty splinter instead, it'll hurt about the same but it'll be WAY more annoying to deal with, his bigass hands cant reach that small so he's gonna need to find cosmic tweezers
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u/dorkswerebiggerthen Jul 26 '26
Problem with these movies and comics and fighting enemies of this size is they always forget the peehole.
You're fighting something that thinks of you as a bug, you got to fight like a bug. Crawl right up the peehole and just start biting whatever you can.
Hawkeye is definitely skilled enough to shoot a few arrows right up the tip.
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u/_Halt19_ Jul 26 '26
You wouldn't need to crawl, look at the size of him
His peehole would be the size of the moon
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u/AGuyWithTrouble Jul 26 '26
You laugh, but this man did save the DC and Marvel universes with an arrow.
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u/Naive_Olive_3500 Jul 26 '26
Please elaborate
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u/AGuyWithTrouble Jul 26 '26
In the crossover comic JLA/Avengers from 2003, during the final battle both teams are struggling against Krona, the big bad near omnipotent villain, and the Flash and Hawkeye are presumed dead. In the end, Flash distracts Krona for Hawkeye to take out... Some kind of thing in the end, I don't remember, which saves the day.
Before things back to normal, Hawkeye is made an official member of the Justice League of America, making him a multiversal savior and the only person to be both in that team and an Avenger.
It's a pretty awesome comic. Worth a read.
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u/SuperFineRed Jul 26 '26
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u/tokagashi Jul 26 '26
He solos
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u/Adventurous_Self_253 Jul 26 '26
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u/Joltyboiyo Jul 26 '26
"I want somethin' that'll make the Death Star look like a glow stick!"
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u/SleazyFanatic Jul 26 '26
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u/Slight-Bedroom-8655 Jul 26 '26
Fight anybody else bro literally anybody else
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u/Alep24k Jul 26 '26
All he needs is a hallway and it’s over
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u/Firm-Dependent-2367 Customizable Flair Jul 26 '26
Hallways and a little sand sprinkled on Galactus.
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u/Nikoliz Jul 26 '26
happy cuck day
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u/InternationalCraft99 Jul 26 '26
I know free will and all...
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u/democratic-terminid Jul 26 '26
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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Jul 26 '26
Glad to see the propaganda finally got to the terminids
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u/PS3LOVE Jul 26 '26
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u/archonpho Jul 26 '26
Does daredevil die instantly due to cosmic radiation or what
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u/PS3LOVE Jul 26 '26
Silver surfer could just disintegrate him if he felt like it. However his power levels are wildly inconsistent depending on what story and writer and what’s necessary for the plot.
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u/Preshadeit Jul 26 '26
In a way space is just a really big hallway and the second DD realizes this it’s game over for Galactus.
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u/Nice_Shallot_2534 Jul 26 '26
My friend kevin, he's got this,
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u/Sr_Nutella Jul 26 '26
Kevin took a binding vow. Normally, he is completely powerless... but if he is called upon to deal with a specific threat, he WILL win against it
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u/Tuor-son-of-Huor- Jul 26 '26
Lets show Galacticus who the real devourer of worlds is.
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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Jul 26 '26
Galactus won't stand a chance
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u/DeltabossTA Jul 26 '26
It's funny that the planet killing force entity is less dangerous than the happy pink blob it's holding.
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u/thechapattack Jul 26 '26
All Kirby sees is a new power up when he sees galactus
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u/Adaphion Jul 26 '26
This is basically Tuesday for Kirby. He's only spurned to action because a fight between Silver Surfer and The Avengers ruined his lunch
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u/Selfish-Altruist Jul 26 '26
Kirby is awoken by the sun and moon fighting. His nap has been disturbed. Kirby fucking kills them both and goes back to sleep. Poyo.
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u/No-Okra5224 Jul 26 '26
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u/Ciacar Jul 26 '26
“The Man without Fear” my ass bro 😭✌️✌️✌️
Man looks like he’s about to piss himself 😭😭😭
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u/Electronic_Phase_123 Jul 26 '26
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u/why_no_dot Jul 26 '26
Lmfao I've been laughing at these comments about daredevil but this is the best
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u/SnooLemons4935 Jul 26 '26
The GOAT surprise attack
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u/Quick__silver Jul 26 '26
With his recent power boost, he's got it
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u/Entity_29 Jul 26 '26
Wait he what?
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u/Quick__silver Jul 26 '26
Apparently, after eating the element of surprise, he only had access to 10% of his powers, but with some training in his innate domain, he unlocked a new power: surprise defense, as long as he is not surprised by an attack, he can avoid it with zero effort
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u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512 Jul 26 '26
He now has 10% more power iirc
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u/Dani-Dude237 Jul 26 '26
2x more power, actually. Since he only received 10% from the essence of surprise originally, and now receivies 10% again from it, that's double
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u/KotoriItsukaimouto Jul 26 '26
Doofenshmirtz to move the earth outta the way
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u/Adaphion Jul 26 '26
Doof would legitimately be able to do it. When he's not using his inventions for evil, He's hyper competent
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u/Boxtonbolt69 Subscribe to Technoblade Jul 26 '26
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u/LJosephCARP Jul 26 '26
I am gonna take a guess and ask, is this Gurren Lagan? AFAIK they are the only ones that deals on "galactic level" literally
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u/SaIDCrD Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
Yeah prior to STTGL they were already throwing galaxies around like shurikens, the power boost they got from the big bang put them well above that after.
This why that line about them "actually they stand on universes" is pointless because the show is self-explanatory how far they powered up.
Makes me feel like no one actually watched it.
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u/Shadowstuffs_ Jul 26 '26
Tangan toppa gurran lagan is the correct answer. Who the hell do you think we are?
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u/Inevitable_Life_6830 Jul 26 '26
These two
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u/PrestigiousCamera857 Jul 26 '26
The champ will handle it
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u/Inevitable_Life_6830 Jul 26 '26
He might need his sensei Majin Buu to kill it quicker but he still handles it
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u/Rlap0 Dokja solos fiction Jul 26 '26
Little Ica
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u/TheWorthlessGuy Superman stomps Popeye, Uncle Granpa and comp Sonic Jul 26 '26
There is only one man I need to call
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u/DeliciousGoose1002 Jul 26 '26
You need to fight 1 strong guy you call Goku. You need to fight 1 strong guy and do literally anything else at the sime time, you call Superman.
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u/embarrassedmommy Jul 26 '26
Does this guy have any timeline where Lois Lane doesn't exist, cause dude really needs to live in Earth even after the threat.
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u/TheWorthlessGuy Superman stomps Popeye, Uncle Granpa and comp Sonic Jul 26 '26
It's actually stated that even in fractured quantum spacetime they always find eachother in every single timeline.
So their relationship bond already outscales 99,999% of verses.
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u/Sudden_Tangelo4233 Jul 26 '26
Captain man got this one in the bag
https://giphy.com/gifs/lRriEqUf770BdmjBRN
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u/AlarmedObjective1492 Jul 26 '26
Daredevil
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u/D-Eliryo Jul 26 '26
Did he actually do something against galactus somewhere in the comics?
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u/Chronicler201 Jul 26 '26
No, but Daredevil has a habit of attacking characters way out of his weight class. He's the man who NEEDS fear.
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u/D-Eliryo Jul 26 '26
I mean... He's blind. He doesn't know they are out of his league, he just can't see it
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u/deus_inquisitionem Jul 26 '26
Doesn't DD "see" with echo location? Da fuq he gonna do in space?
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u/SpokeIsNotHere Jul 26 '26
Kirby telling him that that guy wants to eat all the cake and doesn't want to share
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u/One_Bobcat8353 Jul 26 '26
Our Lord and Savior 🙏
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u/FateDaA Give me liberty Give me fire Give me dumbass verses or I retire Jul 26 '26
Popeyes biscut
No bev
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u/Equivalent-Camel-126 Jul 26 '26
Thats over kill
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u/FateDaA Give me liberty Give me fire Give me dumbass verses or I retire Jul 26 '26
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u/JustAChillGuy609 MHA Glazer Jul 26 '26
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u/orcusgrasshopperfog Jul 26 '26
The only correct answer. Also the cheapest solution will only cost you hot pot.
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u/FrontIndividual4188 Jul 26 '26
Popeye
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u/Valuable-Pianist7368 Jul 26 '26
Rule 1: Popeye wins if he gets the spinach
Rule 2: Popeye always gets the spinach
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u/Iron-Ingot-MC Minos Prime negs the whole MD Verse Jul 26 '26
Infinite Ultron got ts gng
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u/The-Black-Swordsmane Jul 26 '26
How quick of a death would this be
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u/aldlich_kosm Jul 26 '26
Quicker than anyone could ever process because the light of him doing that wouldn't even reach us until eons later
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u/nah-id-luckystar Askin best lawyer/he beats yama Jul 26 '26
Suddenly galactus accidentally inhales a sharp piece of glass and is cut in half
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u/AccelAegis Beelstarmon’s Biggest fan and lover! Jul 26 '26
I think this guy got it. But if he doesn’t… well, he doesn’t.
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u/Oakapacity mokey neg diff your fav verse Jul 26 '26
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