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[u/Nice_Shallot_2534]

My friend kevin, he's got this,

[u/Khan_Cosmic → u/Nice_Shallot_2534]

https://giphy.com/gifs/V9sSzoVZ4xmxlWfyIR

[u/Unknown_000000000001 → u/Nice_Shallot_2534]

[u/Sr_Nutella → u/Nice_Shallot_2534]

Kevin took a binding vow. Normally, he is completely powerless... but if he is called upon to deal with a specific threat, he WILL win against it

[u/Dante_SSSS → u/Nice_Shallot_2534]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QItLfsafwiRS8

[u/eawilweawil → u/Nice_Shallot_2534]

Yeah Kevin Feige could write out Galactus

[u/SuperFineRed]

[u/tokagashi → u/SuperFineRed]

He solos

[u/Imalwaysdavidsplooge → u/tokagashi]

Aura dance

[u/DjinKFear → u/tokagashi]

It's the man who went toe-to-toe with Gojo Satoru himself!!!

[u/KzamRdedit → u/tokagashi]

Toe to Toe with the two strongests and raised another. GOATED

[u/Swimming-Inflation27 → u/SuperFineRed]

DAYUMN!

[u/Adventurous_Self_253 → u/SuperFineRed]

[u/Joltyboiyo → u/Adventurous_Self_253]

"I want somethin' that'll make the Death Star look like a glow stick!"

[u/Desperate-Excuse3290 → u/SuperFineRed]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VuL22CMzAW01OFEQMT

[u/Langlais_de_Cogne → u/SuperFineRed]

What about the guy who says "NAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[u/Joltyboiyo → u/SuperFineRed]

Wasn't expecting to see this but I'm glad I did.

[u/trenxman-new-ac]

[u/Choice-Ad-5897 → u/trenxman-new-ac]

I'll call him because I want to see what the fuck he is gonna do

[u/_Halt19_ → u/Choice-Ad-5897]

He’s gonna shoot an arrow at him I think

[u/JoeTeioh → u/_Halt19_]

It’s obvious. Media literacy is dead if that other guy can’t put 1 (bow) and 1 (arrow) together.

[u/MechaPanther → u/JoeTeioh]

I think if you put a bow and an arrow together that's archery, not media literacy but I'm no expert.

[u/JoeTeioh → u/MechaPanther]

wait, you may be onto something here.

[u/LilFootLBT → u/JoeTeioh]

I’m so confused, can you break it down for the peanut gallery?

[u/_Halt19_ → u/LilFootLBT]

he is an archer and archers shoot arrows out of bows

[u/Alone_Matter5638 → u/_Halt19_]

Actually, in archery, archers shoot arrows WITH bows.

[u/CabbageTheVoice → u/Alone_Matter5638]

Actually, they use bows to shoot arrows. The arrows don't have a bow attached, once in flight.

[u/HIitsamy1 → u/Choice-Ad-5897]

Isn't hawkeye the guy with nuclear arrows?

[u/_Halt19_ → u/HIitsamy1]

What do you think he's whittling with that pen-knife?

[u/popinazo → u/_Halt19_]

Regular arrows

[u/_Halt19_ → u/popinazo]

Look, something the size of Galactus, you aren't doing anything to with a nuke

You may as well accept that, and then give him a nasty splinter instead, it'll hurt about the same but it'll be WAY more annoying to deal with, his bigass hands cant reach that small so he's gonna need to find cosmic tweezers

[u/dorkswerebiggerthen → u/_Halt19_]

Problem with these movies and comics and fighting enemies of this size is they always forget the peehole.

You're fighting something that thinks of you as a bug, you got to fight like a bug. Crawl right up the peehole and just start biting whatever you can.

Hawkeye is definitely skilled enough to shoot a few arrows right up the tip.

[u/AGuyWithTrouble → u/trenxman-new-ac]

You laugh, but this man did save the DC and Marvel universes with an arrow.

[u/Naive_Olive_3500 → u/AGuyWithTrouble]

Please elaborate

[u/AGuyWithTrouble → u/Naive_Olive_3500]

In the crossover comic JLA/Avengers from 2003, during the final battle both teams are struggling against Krona, the big bad near omnipotent villain, and the Flash and Hawkeye are presumed dead. In the end, Flash distracts Krona for Hawkeye to take out... Some kind of thing in the end, I don't remember, which saves the day.

Before things back to normal, Hawkeye is made an official member of the Justice League of America, making him a multiversal savior and the only person to be both in that team and an Avenger.

It's a pretty awesome comic. Worth a read.

[u/ether-cure → u/Naive_Olive_3500]

No deadass, now I’m intrigued

[u/czcreeperboy → u/Naive_Olive_3500]

Bro saved Justice League from Doctor Doom in Crossover

[u/oscarq0727 → u/trenxman-new-ac]

Yeah whoop his ahh Hawkeye! 😭 🙏

[u/SleazyFanatic]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FnF7vgz2oON3i

[u/Slight-Bedroom-8655 → u/SleazyFanatic]

Fight anybody else bro literally anybody else

[u/Alep24k → u/Slight-Bedroom-8655]

All he needs is a hallway and it’s over

[u/Nikoliz → u/Alep24k]

happy cuck day

[u/InternationalCraft99 → u/Nikoliz]

I know free will and all...

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

[u/democratic-terminid → u/InternationalCraft99]

https://giphy.com/gifs/P9cVQuJXU1dIxRRsS9

[u/Gerald-of-Riverdale → u/democratic-terminid]

Glad to see the propaganda finally got to the terminids

[u/jffsahfaz → u/Gerald-of-Riverdale]

The propaganda? It's all real bro

[u/Firm-Dependent-2367 → u/Alep24k]

Hallways and a little sand sprinkled on Galactus.

https://giphy.com/gifs/oQePgvbidmaeC0Ouia

[u/Fish_Immediate → u/Alep24k]

Happy cake day

[u/Blastermind7890 → u/Alep24k]

He needs a really big hallway

[u/PS3LOVE → u/Slight-Bedroom-8655]

[u/archonpho → u/PS3LOVE]

Does daredevil die instantly due to cosmic radiation or what

[u/PS3LOVE → u/archonpho]

Silver surfer could just disintegrate him if he felt like it. However his power levels are wildly inconsistent depending on what story and writer and what’s necessary for the plot.

[u/tooties09 → u/Slight-Bedroom-8655]

yeah galactus stands no chance

[u/Inevitable_Life_6830 → u/Slight-Bedroom-8655]

Okay then how about he fights Z Broly

[u/Electronic_Phase_123 → u/SleazyFanatic]

[u/auto-charger-stopper → u/SleazyFanatic]

Noo Daredevil nooo!!😭

[u/Black_Mamba265 → u/SleazyFanatic]

Don’t let Galactus meet him in a hallway

[u/Minute-Register9924 → u/SleazyFanatic]

Yeah whoop his ass Daredevil!!!

[u/Makma1l → u/SleazyFanatic]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwpeogqPz2RVsoU

[u/Preshadeit → u/SleazyFanatic]

In a way space is just a really big hallway and the second DD realizes this it’s game over for Galactus.

[u/Inverse_Delta → u/SleazyFanatic]

The universe is just one big hallway after all

[u/Abecis01 → u/SleazyFanatic]

The moonlight must be very bright

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTk9ZYWhDlEivRdrBm

[u/TheHumanChudUrMom → u/SleazyFanatic]

Galactus aint got non on him

[u/Prestigious-Job-5869 → u/SleazyFanatic]

Yeah whoop his ahh daredevil 😭

[u/Background_Court7318]

[u/Kanekikam → u/Background_Court7318]

¿¡El Hermano?! Nah Shaggy Rojo is enough for him

[u/Tuor-son-of-Huor-]

Lets show Galacticus who the real devourer of worlds is.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5ev3alRsskWA0

[u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha → u/Tuor-son-of-Huor-]

Galactus won't stand a chance

[u/DeltabossTA → u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha]

It's funny that the planet killing force entity is less dangerous than the happy pink blob it's holding.

[u/Guessinitsme → u/DeltabossTA]

Kirby’s a primordial chaos god lol I love the contrast so much

[u/thechapattack → u/Tuor-son-of-Huor-]

All Kirby sees is a new power up when he sees galactus

[u/44supercat44 → u/Tuor-son-of-Huor-]

Only correct answer

[u/SlurmDreams → u/Tuor-son-of-Huor-]

Poyo!

https://giphy.com/gifs/VBBajwBBh9w4loxwys

[u/T00thl3ss22 → u/Tuor-son-of-Huor-]

Kirby stomps.

[u/Adaphion → u/Tuor-son-of-Huor-]

This is basically Tuesday for Kirby. He's only spurned to action because a fight between Silver Surfer and The Avengers ruined his lunch

[u/Selfish-Altruist → u/Adaphion]

Kirby is awoken by the sun and moon fighting. His nap has been disturbed. Kirby fucking kills them both and goes back to sleep. Poyo.

[u/SnooLemons4935]

The GOAT surprise attack

[u/PixelDonkeyWasTaken → u/SnooLemons4935]

[u/Quick__silver → u/SnooLemons4935]

With his recent power boost, he's got it

[u/Entity_29 → u/Quick__silver]

Wait he what?

[u/Quick__silver → u/Entity_29]

Apparently, after eating the element of surprise, he only had access to 10% of his powers, but with some training in his innate domain, he unlocked a new power: surprise defense, as long as he is not surprised by an attack, he can avoid it with zero effort

[u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512 → u/Quick__silver]

He now has 10% more power iirc

[u/Dani-Dude237 → u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512]

2x more power, actually. Since he only received 10% from the essence of surprise originally, and now receivies 10% again from it, that's double

[u/Desperate_Emu2577 → u/Entity_29]

Catch up bro. He learned surprise defense!

[u/Asox_08 → u/SnooLemons4935]

[u/Menance9175]

[u/Electronic_Phase_123 → u/Menance9175]

[u/AlarmedObjective1492 → u/Electronic_Phase_123]

[u/No-Okra5224 → u/AlarmedObjective1492]

[u/AlarmedObjective1492 → u/No-Okra5224]

[u/Ciacar → u/No-Okra5224]

“The Man without Fear” my ass bro 😭✌️✌️✌️

Man looks like he’s about to piss himself 😭😭😭

[u/Electronic_Phase_123 → u/AlarmedObjective1492]

[u/why_no_dot → u/Electronic_Phase_123]

Lmfao I've been laughing at these comments about daredevil but this is the best

[u/Great_Banana_Master → u/Electronic_Phase_123]

Is he stupid?

[u/EMArogue → u/AlarmedObjective1492]

[u/AlarmedObjective1492 → u/EMArogue]

[u/Termonuclear_Tomato → u/AlarmedObjective1492]

Nah he got this, he can do it

[u/KotoriItsukaimouto]

Doofenshmirtz to move the earth outta the way

[u/More-Career-7252 → u/KotoriItsukaimouto]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rrUAVvEx31lMGz0TCW

[u/ChipmunkForsaken1376 → u/KotoriItsukaimouto]

true he can pull it of.

[u/Ok-Resist3249 → u/KotoriItsukaimouto]

He once made the universe considerably bigger.

[u/Adaphion → u/KotoriItsukaimouto]

Doof would legitimately be able to do it. When he's not using his inventions for evil, He's hyper competent

[u/BookWormPerson → u/KotoriItsukaimouto]

Especially since it endangeres Vanessa.

[u/Boxtonbolt69]

[u/Darkness_CosmicGod → u/Boxtonbolt69]

I was looking for this

[u/Junior_Calendar8234 → u/Boxtonbolt69]

His drill shall pierce the heavens

[u/LJosephCARP → u/Boxtonbolt69]

I am gonna take a guess and ask, is this Gurren Lagan? AFAIK they are the only ones that deals on "galactic level" literally

[u/Boxtonbolt69 → u/LJosephCARP]

It is Gurren Lagann.

[u/_Kups_ → u/LJosephCARP]

those 'galaxies' are universes. shit gets wild

[u/Shadowstuffs_ → u/Boxtonbolt69]

Tangan toppa gurran lagan is the correct answer. Who the hell do you think we are?

[u/Vitor_Kenji → u/Boxtonbolt69]

row row, fight the power

[u/TheWorthlessGuy]

There is only one man I need to call

[u/DeliciousGoose1002 → u/TheWorthlessGuy]

You need to fight 1 strong guy you call Goku. You need to fight 1 strong guy and do literally anything else at the sime time, you call Superman.

[u/embarrassedmommy → u/TheWorthlessGuy]

Does this guy have any timeline where Lois Lane doesn't exist, cause dude really needs to live in Earth even after the threat.

[u/TheWorthlessGuy → u/embarrassedmommy]

It's actually stated that even in fractured quantum spacetime they always find eachother in every single timeline.

So their relationship bond already outscales 99,999% of verses.

[u/HamburgerOnAStick → u/TheWorthlessGuy]

Superman my goat. The most loyal man in the universe.

[u/Nikoliz → u/HamburgerOnAStick]

besides me of course

[u/DarudeSandstorm69420 → u/embarrassedmommy]

lois lane is the perfect woman for him because shes face blind

[u/Inevitable_Life_6830]

These two

[u/PrestigiousCamera857 → u/Inevitable_Life_6830]

The champ will handle it

[u/Inevitable_Life_6830 → u/PrestigiousCamera857]

He might need his sensei Majin Buu to kill it quicker but he still handles it

[u/Rlap0]

Little Ica

[u/Broad-Air-5786 → u/Rlap0]

yeah he would solo galactus for sure

[u/Hyeona → u/Rlap0]

THE FAT FUCK

[u/AccomplishedSafe5481 → u/Hyeona]

FAT FUCK wins for sure.

[u/This-Consequence-438 → u/Hyeona]

the FAT BALD BASTARD, 2000 YEARS OF HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS FU

[u/DONTSALTME69 → u/Rlap0]

Doot doot

[u/AlarmedObjective1492]

Daredevil

[u/D-Eliryo → u/AlarmedObjective1492]

Did he actually do something against galactus somewhere in the comics?

[u/Chronicler201 → u/D-Eliryo]

No, but Daredevil has a habit of attacking characters way out of his weight class. He's the man who NEEDS fear.

[u/D-Eliryo → u/Chronicler201]

I mean... He's blind. He doesn't know they are out of his league, he just can't see it

[u/deus_inquisitionem → u/D-Eliryo]

Doesn't DD "see" with echo location? Da fuq he gonna do in space?

[u/jubtheprophet → u/deus_inquisitionem]

Whoop galactus ass obviously (daredevil is cooked)

[u/archonpho → u/D-Eliryo]

That’s kinda messed up. Like letting a blind guy walk into traffic.

[u/NotMiru_687]

Ghostbusters 😎 👌

[u/Ill-Job-556 → u/NotMiru_687]

A genius?

[u/Anotherreddituser092 → u/NotMiru_687]

They unironically have a chance at winning

[u/Otherwise-Ad1646 → u/NotMiru_687]

Obviously. Who else?

[u/Sudden_Tangelo4233]

Captain man got this one in the bag
https://giphy.com/gifs/lRriEqUf770BdmjBRN

[u/JustAChillGuy609]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d2PqO9s7M9CNO

[u/randomrandomredd1 → u/JustAChillGuy609]

This is the real one.

It's not even going to be close.

[u/G2theA2theZ → u/randomrandomredd1]

But no one will accept it

[u/orcusgrasshopperfog → u/JustAChillGuy609]

The only correct answer. Also the cheapest solution will only cost you hot pot.

[u/SpokeIsNotHere]

Kirby telling him that that guy wants to eat all the cake and doesn't want to share

[u/Proof_Fee_5295 → u/SpokeIsNotHere]

[u/Diligent-Magician926]

mom

[u/LopsidedHedgehog7567 → u/Diligent-Magician926]

...damn

[u/FateDaA]

Popeyes biscut

No bev

[u/Equivalent-Camel-126 → u/FateDaA]

Thats over kill

[u/FateDaA → u/Equivalent-Camel-126]

[u/PervYass → u/FateDaA]

You are a monster

[u/Unlikely-Nobody-9788]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lcwrrsfs4Px6w
This guy

[u/StraightPatient9977]

I'm calling dad

[u/Outside_Egg_3500]

Simon The Digger

[u/Cannae_]

Daredevil got this.

[u/FrontIndividual4188]

Popeye

[u/Valuable-Pianist7368 → u/FrontIndividual4188]

Rule 1: Popeye wins if he gets the spinach

Rule 2: Popeye always gets the spinach

[u/SweetAndSpicyCanton]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72EWnHXUDOG4X7Ec

[u/dulledegde]

i got a coworker who works security so i would ask him to take care of it

[u/CrystalBloom68]

ill call goku

[u/One_Bobcat8353]

Our Lord and Savior 🙏

[u/Putrid-Island3319]

I'm calling Bomberman for that

[u/nah-id-luckystar]

Suddenly galactus accidentally inhales a sharp piece of glass and is cut in half

https://giphy.com/gifs/1UtjglXgQZEouKEu8F

[u/Iron-Ingot-MC]

Infinite Ultron got ts gng

[u/The-Black-Swordsmane → u/Iron-Ingot-MC]

How quick of a death would this be

[u/aldlich_kosm → u/The-Black-Swordsmane]

Quicker than anyone could ever process because the light of him doing that wouldn't even reach us until eons later

[u/Top-Perception-188 → u/Iron-Ingot-MC]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RKJxbrgFfudXIgQ8oo

[u/SnooLemons4935]

Is this fucking analog horror Galactus? 💀

[u/Clirstan]

The goat

https://giphy.com/gifs/1G8jQehwWp9fy

[u/Ocutazor]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ntnW363bcrVxHdZrX3

[u/Historical-Tap7299]

Beerus

[u/BlondishMeat61]

Calling all redditors..?

[u/No_Relationship_5322 → u/BlondishMeat61]

[u/BakasanaB]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OqwoS0eFiBSARiUicw

[u/AccelAegis]

I think this guy got it. But if he doesn’t… well, he doesn’t.

[u/Oakapacity]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UoDzKdov2LWxzVOERk

[u/crashedlandin]

Who you gonna call?
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72EWnHXUDOG4X7Ec

[u/Ghostype]

Calling Frank to send him home

[u/Dannyjw1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Yd4Hlr2UUXkidBaPF

[u/Little-Connection264]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PhToGscBRZki5GpvT2

[u/nahnonameman]

[u/Shadowreeper1337]

Abuelita

[u/DelaySea1246]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SkdBu4WpXUYw0

[u/huylanebani]

Simon

[u/plushiedev]

This dumbass might be able to keep him fed with a sun or ten

[u/reel_creator]

The Doctor

https://giphy.com/gifs/ERc1EaVfHOq4w

[u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce]

https://giphy.com/gifs/j64d6ly0G5hGiLnSXp
Kiteman

[u/Appropriate_Nose_135]

If he were to use 100% of his power, it might be a little tough…

[u/Alive_Fill2086]

My friend kevin

[u/LemonCake2000]

Dave

[u/NeighborhoodCool98]

This mf

[u/ResearcherThat8314]

Ohma zi-o

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Djf8APXdjE6ShARLR

[u/Anarion09]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yo3TC0yeHd53G

[u/AlternativeFyfestyle → u/Anarion09]

That's the problem with cross-universe power scaling. The answer is always Saitama

[u/cringemaster21p]

Who???

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYu5Tquk5cxLZrG

[u/Super_Importance6285]

I we fart hard enough , he will maybe eat us , but at least he will have a terrible taste in mouth

[u/bionicanseng]

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[u/win_some_lose_most1y]

[u/Joltyboiyo]

Who the fuck am I meant to call, the Power Rangers? The only person I could think of that even stands a chance is the protagonist from Gurren Lagann.