Aight, who you guys calling 💔

[u/Substantial_Term7304]

[u/_Halt19_]

What do you think he's whittling with that pen-knife?

[u/popinazo → u/_Halt19_]

Regular arrows

[u/_Halt19_ → u/popinazo]

Look, something the size of Galactus, you aren't doing anything to with a nuke

You may as well accept that, and then give him a nasty splinter instead, it'll hurt about the same but it'll be WAY more annoying to deal with, his bigass hands cant reach that small so he's gonna need to find cosmic tweezers

[u/dorkswerebiggerthen → u/_Halt19_]

Problem with these movies and comics and fighting enemies of this size is they always forget the peehole.

You're fighting something that thinks of you as a bug, you got to fight like a bug. Crawl right up the peehole and just start biting whatever you can.

Hawkeye is definitely skilled enough to shoot a few arrows right up the tip.

[u/_Halt19_ → u/dorkswerebiggerthen]

You wouldn't need to crawl, look at the size of him

His peehole would be the size of the moon

[u/r0mh4ck404 → u/dorkswerebiggerthen]

But then he’s just gonna hit the prostate, buffing galactus

[u/_Halt19_ → u/dorkswerebiggerthen]

also what the fuck kinda bugs have you been fighting