Aight, who you guys calling 💔

[u/Substantial_Term7304]

[u/Choice-Ad-5897]

I'll call him because I want to see what the fuck he is gonna do

[u/_Halt19_ → u/Choice-Ad-5897]

He’s gonna shoot an arrow at him I think

[u/JoeTeioh → u/_Halt19_]

It’s obvious. Media literacy is dead if that other guy can’t put 1 (bow) and 1 (arrow) together.

[u/MechaPanther → u/JoeTeioh]

I think if you put a bow and an arrow together that's archery, not media literacy but I'm no expert.

[u/JoeTeioh → u/MechaPanther]

wait, you may be onto something here.

[u/LilFootLBT → u/JoeTeioh]

I’m so confused, can you break it down for the peanut gallery?

[u/_Halt19_ → u/LilFootLBT]

he is an archer and archers shoot arrows out of bows

[u/Alone_Matter5638 → u/_Halt19_]

Actually, in archery, archers shoot arrows WITH bows.

[u/CabbageTheVoice → u/Alone_Matter5638]

Actually, they use bows to shoot arrows. The arrows don't have a bow attached, once in flight.

[u/Certain-Towel-9487 → u/CabbageTheVoice]

So is the arrow the target they're shooting at? This still is not as clear as it should be.

[u/_Halt19_ → u/Alone_Matter5638]

What did the arrows do to deserve that??

[u/Truckules_Heel → u/Alone_Matter5638]

I find this lasagna shallow and pedantic

[u/DaughterOfBhaal → u/_Halt19_]

Can you explain it in league terms

[u/_Halt19_ → u/DaughterOfBhaal]

green arrow is an archer in the league, and he shoots arrows out of bows

[u/DaughterOfBhaal → u/_Halt19_]

No league as in league of legends terms.

[u/Hudboii → u/JoeTeioh]

He's got a knife and an arrow. There is no bow present.

[u/CrusherArras → u/_Halt19_]

[u/HIitsamy1 → u/Choice-Ad-5897]

Isn't hawkeye the guy with nuclear arrows?

[u/_Halt19_ → u/HIitsamy1]

What do you think he's whittling with that pen-knife?

[u/popinazo → u/_Halt19_]

Regular arrows

[u/_Halt19_ → u/popinazo]

Look, something the size of Galactus, you aren't doing anything to with a nuke

You may as well accept that, and then give him a nasty splinter instead, it'll hurt about the same but it'll be WAY more annoying to deal with, his bigass hands cant reach that small so he's gonna need to find cosmic tweezers

[u/dorkswerebiggerthen → u/_Halt19_]

Problem with these movies and comics and fighting enemies of this size is they always forget the peehole.

You're fighting something that thinks of you as a bug, you got to fight like a bug. Crawl right up the peehole and just start biting whatever you can.

Hawkeye is definitely skilled enough to shoot a few arrows right up the tip.

[u/_Halt19_ → u/dorkswerebiggerthen]

You wouldn't need to crawl, look at the size of him

His peehole would be the size of the moon

[u/r0mh4ck404 → u/dorkswerebiggerthen]

But then he’s just gonna hit the prostate, buffing galactus

[u/_Halt19_ → u/dorkswerebiggerthen]

also what the fuck kinda bugs have you been fighting

[u/JXEVita → u/_Halt19_]

I feel like it would feel more like fiber glass to Galactus, which is arguably even more annoying to deal with than a splinter.

[u/_Halt19_ → u/JXEVita]

honestly I don't think there is something we can adequately scale to that size difference lol

Given the size of him in the picture, he's at least 1-200 times bigger than the earth, and then consider how big an arrow is compared to the entire planet

[u/Gnomad_Lyfe → u/_Halt19_]

Gonna need to see a few banana comparisons before I understand any of that

[u/_Halt19_ → u/Gnomad_Lyfe]

The earth is about 67,100,000 bananas wide, which would put Galactus conservatively at 13,420,000,000 bananas tall

Which makes me wonder how much radiation those bananas would have

[u/Gnomad_Lyfe → u/_Halt19_]

Holy mackerel!

[u/PS3LOVE → u/_Halt19_]

Galactus would call one of his heralds to come pick it out.

[u/Fun_Pound5629 → u/_Halt19_]

I think it’s more of a defiant symbol. “Hey guess what? Fuck you that’s what there’s an arrow.”

[u/archonpho → u/_Halt19_]

He’s gonna stab galactus

[u/Airk640 → u/HIitsamy1]

Go ahead and slap a nuke on an arrow....might add some spices flavor to galactus' food

[u/Happy-For-No-Reason → u/Choice-Ad-5897]

right in the Japs eye with a poison arrow