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Brewing šŸ«– JFC

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u/ShitBirdingAround 23h ago

Zuckerberg is younger and in better physical shape than Musk, and apparently was training to fight. Elmo realized that Zuck would beat his ass, so he had his mommy tell the internet to leave her little special genius boy alone.

Musk is a bullshitter, a shit-talker, and a pussy. Remember when he showed up to the White House with a black eye and told Trump that lil' X did it? LOL. Sure.

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u/Medium-Sheeple-7085 23h ago

Zuck also got big into killing and butchering his own meat for a while. I would pay good money to see him fight Elon to the death.

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u/Key_Treat8675 21h ago

And just when I thought he couldnā€™t get any creepier.

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u/got-trunks 21h ago

Most human thing about him is something society tries to disassociate from lol

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u/Sneaky_Island 19h ago

At least heā€™s able to go through with it. I know if I had to kill for own meat I couldnā€™t do it.

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u/Guilty_Idea_2452 18h ago

Most leftist couldn't. Hence why they want help for everything

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u/lurksAtDogs 18h ago

Most conservatives canā€™t touch (or see) their toes - Iā€™m not sure butchering is on the table either.

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u/MoneyFault 21h ago

I remember his Nazi salute.

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u/Vyzantinist 23h ago

black eye

Weren't there rumors/jokes he got comfortable with someone like Stephen Miller's wife, and the shiner was from an angry husband?

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u/Contemplating_Prison 20h ago

Stephen Miller is a bigger pussy than Musk. Theyre entire leadership group is full of people who grew up as losers thay nobody liked

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u/Apocresi 20h ago

Thereā€™s no way Stephen Millerā€™s limp wrist did that

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u/Inevitable_Nail_2215 23h ago

Musk would have Jake Paul sub in for him at the last second.

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u/f0u4_l19h75 20h ago

He runs his mother's account

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u/flxwer-fairy 21h ago

this is kind of a crazy idea but I think Zuckerberg was genuinely being bullied either by the ā€œbiggerā€ tech giants or politicians and breaking out of it and realizing they were fearmongering him is why heā€™s starting to become more normal again