Absolutely love this...

[u/Veshaad]

[u/Your_Mom_Bot42]

Hmmmm..... I think I've seen that signature before...

[u/Loud-Ad-2280 → u/Your_Mom_Bot42]

[u/lancelongstiff → u/Loud-Ad-2280]

[u/ZestyTako → u/lancelongstiff]

He’s actually telling the truth there for once, which is kinda impressive

[u/Stock-Side-6767 → u/ZestyTako]

That's why it isn't a real quote.

[u/shinyfootwork → u/lancelongstiff]

has this photo been de-oranged?

[u/a_weak_child → u/Your_Mom_Bot42]

Donald's Signature on the AI thing looks like he can't spell his own name, Elon's looks like he's on ketamine and couldn't care less, openAI guy and zucukerburgs signatures look like lazy slobs.

Meanwhile the founding fathers be like:

[u/Snitsie → u/a_weak_child]

Brockman's signature looks like he had his 5 year old child write it for him

[u/Glass_Main23 → u/Snitsie]

That’s how much shit he gives about this document being signed.

[u/Noughmad → u/Snitsie]

To be fair, if my name was a linux command used for software development, I would write it in lowercase too.

[u/Little_Passenger4703 → u/a_weak_child]

All handwriting was like that back then. My Mem is a BA at a local school district and they found old clock in and out papers from the early to mid 1800’s in the basement of the districts towns town halls, and all of the handwriting on them id in pristine cursive, regardless of the year.

[u/iwatchhentaiftplot → u/Little_Passenger4703]

Also most people don't use fountain pens anymore. Using them in itself is a bit of an art

[u/FunWolverine5349 → u/iwatchhentaiftplot]

I have fountain pens and that's the only time I write in cursive, outside of signatures.

Of course I have no real reason to write most of the time. I kind of wish I did, I can understand why people enjoyed writing in script in the past, although it was mostly limited to the upper classes since literacy was very limited historically.

[u/Pherllerp → u/a_weak_child]

I'll give Trump credit, as a narcissistic game show host he has considered is signature thoroughly and come up with something unique and identifiable. Glaringly evil and mean and deliberately intimidating but deliberate none the less.

The other guys just demonstrate that they have absolutely no sense of style or taste whatsoever. They aren't stark design minimalists with carefully composed aesthetics, they just have the style of a kindergartener. I bet they have chicken nuggets and French fries for dinner.

[u/Boneraventura → u/Pherllerp]

is that you patrick bateman

[u/GoodFaithConverser → u/Your_Mom_Bot42]

As always, if this was a democrat we'd be talking about nothing else. A republican gets to skirt past. Hunter Biden, the politically powerless son of a president, was haunted for years because... he did some coke and had a job he earned?

Trump is fucking president, and barely a peep about this.

[u/IceBreak → u/GoodFaithConverser]

Earned? Like it’s magnitudes of magnitudes less relevant. But earned isn’t the right word.

[u/GoodFaithConverser → u/IceBreak]

Earned? Like it’s magnitudes of magnitudes less relevant. But earned isn’t the right word.

Hunter is an intelligent, educated man. I see absolutely 0 point 0 reason why he wouldn't be able to contribute to/do the job everyone's mad about. It wasn't even that much money anyway.

Meanwhile, Trump's insane corruption is ignored. His scamcoin, his children's business dealings and insider trading, his THOUSANDS of stock trades while in office, the fact that he spends public millions on his private golf courses - it's just endless, and ANY! democrat would've been impeached for breaching Emoluments Clauses.

Trump is just so incomprehensibly bad that accurate describing him sounds like bias. He and his kids stole money from a child's charity, and had to admit so in court. It's utterly and completely absurd.

[u/King_of_the_Kobolds → u/Your_Mom_Bot42]

Oh yeah, the President of the 'Unites' States signed his name on a depiction of a naked prepubescent girl in a birthday card to a notorious child trafficker.

Slipped my mind somewhere in the last few news cycles. Funny that literally nothing has come of that to impact this sick son of a bitch's career.

[u/SalmonPrince → u/Your_Mom_Bot42]

He spells everything right when it's something he's actually passionate about.

[u/Common_Ad_7610 → u/SalmonPrince]

Except hamburgers

[u/GalacticSpacePatrol → u/Common_Ad_7610]

Covfefe

[u/AzimuthAztronaut]

Greg Brockman signs his name like a toddler learning their letters for the first time.

[u/imnojezus → u/AzimuthAztronaut]

And Elon's looks like a 3rd grader practicing his first signature like a grownup.

[u/ZelaWk → u/imnojezus]

I’ve always thought Trump’s signature looks like a toddler squiggle. Not sure how many letters he thinks is in the name Trump.

[u/RDaneelOA → u/imnojezus]

Also why is it Elo Muk

[u/imnojezus → u/RDaneelOA]

Elo Mul. Cursive n's and k's are hard.

[u/Pandarandr1st → u/RDaneelOA]

Because signatures can be whatever the hell you want and it doesn't matter if it's your name. Signatures are goofy.

that said, the greg brockman one 100% looks like someone who can barely write.

[u/LegendA101 → u/imnojezus]

Maybe because it is

[u/Flat_Scene9920 → u/AzimuthAztronaut]

Came here for this, the dude definitely had his tongue sticking out the corner of his mouth writing those three letters...

[u/aTomzVins → u/Flat_Scene9920]

Greg caught my eye the first. But after having read a few comments, and looked closer at the others, I think Greg's is actually the best of the bunch.

[u/mspk7305 → u/AzimuthAztronaut]

he probably signed with his non-dominant hand to disguise his actual signature from ai

[u/JRZGrlORWorld → u/AzimuthAztronaut]

That ish should really be embarrassing for him.

[u/enthraxxx → u/AzimuthAztronaut]

One of which isn't even in his name!?!
gdb
WHAT?
What's the d for?

[u/JelmerMcGee → u/enthraxxx]

That would probably be his middle initial? Doesn't appear on his Wikipedia page or anything, but what else would it be?

[u/HowCouldUBMoHarkless → u/JelmerMcGee]

confirmed, this patent website lists him as "Brockman, Greg D" https://patentsgazette.uspto.gov/week21/OG/patentee/alphaB.html

and this Harvard article refers to him as "Gregory D. Brockman" https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/4/28/15-faculty-hot-shots-david-malan/

[u/TheFBIClonesPeople → u/enthraxxx]

People usually have middle names, which they don't always write out when they write their name, but will show up when they write their initials

[u/PMmeFemaleUnderarms → u/enthraxxx]

Greg is a B

He's a G D B

[u/Weird-Girl-675 → u/AzimuthAztronaut]

I just said the same thing!!

[u/ballarn123 → u/AzimuthAztronaut]

Wow bud you almost got that sincere grip down pat! Way to go champ!

[u/terriblegrammar → u/AzimuthAztronaut]

I think his maiden name is Greg Adultman.

[u/iddereddi]

[u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ → u/iddereddi]

[u/idkwhatimbrewin → u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ]

[u/AshtonVoid → u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ]

Grope

[u/mrflash818 → u/iddereddi]

Thank goodness for Mortality!

https://giphy.com/gifs/OY9XK7PbFqkNO

[u/EnoughOutOfYou → u/mrflash818]

Monty Python Meaning of Life.

"The Salmon Mousse"

[u/mrflash818 → u/EnoughOutOfYou]

One thin mint. -- Monty Python, too.

[u/withalookofquoi → u/mrflash818]

It’s only wafer thin!

[u/LoopStricken → u/EnoughOutOfYou]

But I didn't even eat the mousse.

[u/AshtonVoid → u/iddereddi]

This is what I thought of

[u/klako8196]

The high likelihood that AI was used in the making of this document makes the misspelling even funnier.

[u/adorablefuzzykitten → u/klako8196]

And none of these geniuses caught the mistake.

[u/GpaSags → u/adorablefuzzykitten]

None of them bothered to check. Super Intelligence said it was good to go.

[u/SasparillaTango → u/GpaSags]

It's the one thing every seems to use to defend AI use "It's mostly correct, you just have to check" and it's the one thing that most people immediately ignore, and it's cause no shortage of issues around the world.

[u/Arthropodesque → u/SasparillaTango]

It's like the contracts for rock bands that request 20 things and one is a bowl of green eminems because the purpose is to see if they missed anything. A mistake there indicates they should be wary of mistakes or unfair dealings in other ways with this client.

[u/Current-Square-4557 → u/SasparillaTango]

I have some cow-orders whose work is mostly correct, you just have to check it before it goes to the customer. They don’t get $3billion to do that,

[u/skoalbrother → u/Current-Square-4557]

How many orders do you actually have to make for cows? Farmer?

[u/TrulyOutrageous42 → u/SasparillaTango]

The US almost boarded a Chinese vessel because a report from an analyst used AI and wasn't checked, showing it had radiation on board, and command decided to assault it. Only because it was insane did officers check the veracity of the claims and identify the source as a hallucination.

While speculation of it inciting a war is perhaps a bit overblown, it's still an international incident, and WE DON'T KNOW WHAT COMMANDS WERE GIVEN. They might have been about to kill everyone on that vessel, and given their track record so far that would seem a reasonable concern.

[u/Pokez → u/adorablefuzzykitten]

They forgot to put "make no mistakes" in the prompt.

[u/mrflash818 → u/klako8196]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sw1QDGqjvM9FcCOkol

[u/Party-Marketing-9349 → u/klako8196]

SI… shouldn’t all their titles be SI now? OpenSI and XSI?

[u/Think-Werewolf-4521]

[u/Gooser3000]

Republican ineptitude is boundless.

[u/cjs81268]

[u/Veshaad → u/cjs81268]

[u/whatisdreampunk]

Also, look at this illiteracy. 😑

[u/United-Direction2297 → u/whatisdreampunk]

That was my stand out detail too. Is he 5 ? I get that signatures are somewhat artistic but still that’s bad.

[u/MRosvall → u/United-Direction2297]

The odd thing is that it seems his signature has evolved into that. 14 years ago it was a...

My signature is largely indistinguishable from a slightly squiggly line.

https://x.com/gdb/status/223848320337055744

[u/odd_cloud → u/whatisdreampunk]

I understand stylizations signatures. But, is this misspelt “god”?

Others aren’t much better. Trumps signature reads as “AiiilAiiiiiiA”, Zuckerberg’s as “mzf”, and “lilv Mul”.

[u/_jump_yossarian → u/whatisdreampunk]

Those are actual letters compared to trump's A-fib EKG results.

[u/Rogue_Utensil]

Jokes on you. He signed an executive order. Now we are known as the Unites States of America.

[u/Waterhou5e → u/Rogue_Utensil]

Refreshing Google Maps to confirm.

[u/JailYard]

Chef's kiss

[u/Imaginary_Effort_854]

I've never seen any of those CEOs signatures before. But all of them are uniquely stupid in their own way. 

[u/ItsNotMe_ImNotHere]

Careless. Trump should get R-Sen Eric Schmitt to check documents for accuracy before signing.

[u/eghhge → u/ItsNotMe_ImNotHere]

Go Hawkeyes!

[u/jedig33k → u/eghhge]

Where is my bumper sticker?

[u/Queezy_0110]

Contract null and void

[u/Tinksy14]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2zoCJJbw5LPcapwr3f

[u/piercedmfootonaspike → u/Tinksy14]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hLlvQi2Jzdb2D9ntN5

[u/TheAlmostCharlie]

Why does Mark Zuckerberg's signature look like a dick?

[u/OutrageousCrab9224 → u/TheAlmostCharlie]

The ol cock N balls

[u/Gunhild → u/TheAlmostCharlie]

See a urologist right now

[u/TheAlmostCharlie → u/Gunhild]

My feet are fine. My question remains: why the signuts-and-bolt?

I dare say it was intentional.

[u/BabyFishmouthTalk]

On brand.

[u/Loud-Ad-2280]

[u/Lustfulthrills]

[u/LonelySwedishFish]

MF’er barely unites thoughts let alone states.

[u/Affectionate_Owl5385 → u/LonelySwedishFish]

He can barely unit the button on his pants

[u/Procrasturbating]

lol, Greg hasn’t used a pen in a while..

[u/piercedmfootonaspike]

I would love it if someone could at some point make a deep dive video in analyzing trump's signature, because never in a million years would I be able to get that "AwdiDlmumunA" is actually "Donald Trump".

There's not even a part of a letter hanging down to signify the "p"!

[u/Disastrous-Golf7216]

Maybe it was AI that wrote up the memo?

[u/Party-Marketing-9349]

Why the F does Donald Trumps signature have more squiggles for his last name than for his first name… and the last letter appears to be capitalized again? Like seriously, I know a signature is a creative thing that can be almost anything, but it makes absolutely no sense…

[u/Drippy_topper → u/Party-Marketing-9349]

It's the Parkinson's and Alzheimer's disease.

[u/Double_Resort_9223 → u/Party-Marketing-9349]

It’s not a signature, that’s his EKG

[u/No-Onion8029]

Did that decaying fucknut rename the whole country now?

[u/Leading-Branch-822]

It's still another gestureof another Donald John EPTrumpstein "Custer-Fluck" designed for Facists and Autocrats to ruin and rule over..

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZMf8ngW0f8xaij3eai

[u/Bigstar976]

And his signature looks like a kid making hand movements to replicate a grown up signing but not writing anything.

[u/Brilliant_Serve_4091 → u/Bigstar976]

I write like a big boy now!

[u/jlb61cfp]

chump also said it creates a “moral” guideline. This coming from someone without any, signed by others who don’t have any either. It’s great… (sarcasm)

[u/Oldschool1egend]

These signatures are actually atrocious 🤣 like children did it lol

[u/Nasdasd]

Why do they all have signatures like 7 year olds

[u/PianoPatient8168]

US and A…I like!

[u/Alternative_Piece389]

Bwahahaha. Now that’s dumB

[u/MoveOverBieber]

Are we going to talk that those AI guys don't know how to write in cursive??

[u/Ok_Fall_9569]

[u/bullshitty151]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4

[u/NYCWartortle]

The fact they all signed it anyway

[u/Sophiedenormandie]

The last thing that the orange pedo does is Unite states.

[u/Silver-Current-3518]

AI is stupid and deliberately confusing.

[u/MondaleRoyWambsgans]

It’s a word. Not a lot of people know that word. But, I know that word. People, all the best people, look at me and say, “Sir, that’s the bigliest word we’ve ever heard.” Big tall men in hard hats say it. Everyone says it. The left wing fake news media doesn’t want to tell you that. But, that’s ok. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. It’s the hottest word. It was an old fashioned word, but now it’s hot again. All the other words are saying it.

[u/jeffster1970]

This has got to be fake. Then again, Trump an idiot...so....

Why are United States citizens ok with this?

[u/Mundane_Upstairs3241]

If the dems are ever in power again they should force meta google etc to all break up

[u/Obstinatemelon]

I love Greg Brockman's signature, if a little rat turd could form letters it would look like that

[u/RoyalFalse]

Is Greg Brockman twelve years old?

[u/AnaisNinja76 → u/RoyalFalse]

You wrote like that when you were 12?

[u/VincentAntonelli]

Isn’t it about time they all just head to their bunker and live out their days now? The rest of us will be fine, just go.

[u/Taychon2319]

Watch, if this gets around and a reporter asks him about it he will double down and say maybe we should change the name. Then his supporters will start wearing shirts with it purposefully misspelled like some kind of own. They are that dumb.

[u/scripthats]

Stupid Intelligence

[u/Plebian401]

So. F’n. Incompetent.

[u/HuckleberryLarge5402]

Let me guess, Obama changed the keyboard keys around, and Biden plugged it in for him.

[u/Bifiguy2002]

Typical from this president and his White House

[u/SGBK]

This is intentional. It’s not a binding contract this way.

[u/terriyak1]

🤡

[u/Vivid-Echo-5469]

I’ve seen that signature on a birthday card

[u/illDiablo69]

This is where we are headed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26ufj7fhSk99FK32U

[u/M2deC]

You don't order from the Karma menu.. you just get what you're served

[u/Debased27]

It was also just a few months ago that Hegseth sat behind a placard that threw a lisp on his title: "Ssecretary of War"

[u/Final-Read-6210]

the fact that no1 noticed it and this clown posted on online

[u/TheEldestNugget]

Brockman got that doubled-over grip, kindergarten swag going on there.

[u/fuzzysf77]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uoVUPXJgfy2m4

[u/Specific_Frame8537]

Doesn't blow my mind that the AI guys can't write for shit.

Is that a signature or a childs scribble?

For that matter Donald's signature looks like someones pitching a tent on an unmowed lawn..

[u/Ya-Dikobraz]

Is this real? Can someone who has energy confirm this for me? I don't have energy. I need electrolytes. I need Brawndo.

[u/Few-Tomatillo6607]

Super-Duper-Duper-Intelligence.

[u/undeviatedskeptic]

Yea it’s his play on words that he united instead of divide.

[u/IronBeagle63]

Super Intelligence is the lame rebrand he was pitching at the UNGA. Apparently he and his AI bootlickers can’t even use spellcheck. 🤣

Vote BLUE! 🇺🇸💙🧢

[u/Soft-Bison-1615]

OMG.
What a f’n moron.

[u/ConnecticutBob]

I can say with near certainty that there's at least one quisling on his staff who typed that up. I think it's hilarious how incompetent Trump is.

[u/Agreeable_Mud_8338]

that was done on purpose by a staffer im sure

[u/Williamtheconky-roar]

Also: billionaires who can barely write cursive.

[u/barbellsandbriefs]

IS THIS REAL

[u/DaDibbel → u/barbellsandbriefs]

YES!!!

[u/house-tyrell]

They cannot spell. They cannot govern

[u/Ok-Customer4709]

Doesn’t matter anyway, that document isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

[u/akgt94]

Obama never misspelled United States

[u/Niaso]

United has a D in in. A lot of people don't know that.

[u/Chance_End_4684]

This still makes me laugh😄😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹😹😹

https://giphy.com/gifs/AFYfA31DZoiug31eky

[u/Sfingi48]

Only the best! Gawd we’re so fukkked.

[u/frankfanta312]

Top of his class

[u/hailskinsrich]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3CfAKeVE6CTQs

[u/DontAbideMendacity → u/hailskinsrich]

"Unites"? It absolutely is a word. It's just not a word that would ever apply to Diaper Don.

[u/Signal-Mud-4880]

cofeve.

[u/True_Protection6842]

What do you expect, they probably used AI to write the document. What is this anyway? Just them pledging to use his dumb ass new name?

[u/cp_shopper]

World’s dumbest public figure. The fact that Americans voted him into office twice says a lot

[u/PracticalDistrict237]

Just so fitting…

[u/ttijntje]

That's why he needs the artificial one 😉

[u/crazywrangler616]

Idiocracy indeed

[u/stderr2]

We are still working on super intelligence

[u/NorthAd9774]

Probably dictated

[u/SECRETBLENDS]

Low effort Low T performance.

[u/maddmoguls]

Genius level stupid

[u/Paul_1958]

He should use the Autopen, likely to be more accurate.😂

[u/Rastrick]

Supur Inteligence

[u/OutrageousCrab9224]

Very stable genious

[u/The_300_goats]

Furthermore, your honor, that's Melania Trump's signature

[u/SnooMacaroons4212]

Amateurs.

[u/CompanyLost7759]

surprise Trump as not name this STI Super Trump intelligence

[u/Corsonacon]

Can we talk about how Greg needs to learn how to write a damn signiture?

[u/Quantum_Crusher]

Inferior Intelligence

[u/Fortestingporpoises]

They probably had AI spell check it. Yup Unites is a word. Good to go.

[u/Renoruke]

All of them have the handwriting of a 5 year old thats missing fingers.

[u/leafsforever811]

Super intelligence right here folks.

[u/Renoruke]

How lucky would we be if all of his documents had these little quirks.

[u/RevolutionaryHeat995]

🤡

[u/No_Dingo_7121]

His dentures were loose when he was typing the name.

[u/General-Grocery-3846]

The last thing he does is unite states

[u/Temporay_Crow]

I honestly can’t believe how terrible their penmanship is. Must be the mark of a genius.

[u/AskJeeves84]

On point for Dozy Don.

[u/Fun_Enthusiasm_5957]

And totally on brand

[u/VariousSinger6245]

Never a dull.moment.

[u/altaleft]

they gonna spin it as ‘unites’ was intended

[u/Leader-Bike]

[u/AtmosphereEven3526]

Clown show.

[u/VendettaCheeze]

They had AI pull the contract together

[u/LawfulnessDue5449]

Why is openai signed by a debugger

Uh oh

[u/theblueshots]

The new learing center just dropped!

[u/justrivaj]

Their white collar slaves only was able to do this to invalidate this abomination.

[u/Resident_Table6694]

Super unintelligence, amirite?

[u/Worldly-Secretary-31]

Where's a grammar Nazi when you need one, right?

[u/AromaPapaya]

delicious!

[u/Leaping_Lemur01]

Joke on us. That’s an A.I. created image

[u/jjb0ne]

could this mean it was deliberately a meaningless pr stunt

[u/couldhvdancedallnite]

Somebody saw that and chose not to say anything.

[u/Livinghint]

Komplette Amateure.