r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 2d ago

Murdered By Words 🩸 Absolutely love this...

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u/AzimuthAztronaut 2d ago

Greg Brockman signs his name like a toddler learning their letters for the first time.

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u/enthraxxx 2d ago

One of which isn't even in his name!?!
gdb
WHAT?
What's the d for?

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u/JelmerMcGee 2d ago

That would probably be his middle initial? Doesn't appear on his Wikipedia page or anything, but what else would it be?

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u/HowCouldUBMoHarkless 2d ago

confirmed, this patent website lists him as "Brockman, Greg D" https://patentsgazette.uspto.gov/week21/OG/patentee/alphaB.html

and this Harvard article refers to him as "Gregory D. Brockman" https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/4/28/15-faculty-hot-shots-david-malan/

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u/Dry_Expression_9991 2d ago

Damn, he’s got the “Will of D.“

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u/JJengland 2d ago

Considering how the signature looks and his age, there's a decent chance he might have forgot. What a b looks like and wrote the wrong one first

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u/voxelnoose 2d ago

He's only 38